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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks; For a bit of fun, if you were to carry a warning label, what would it read?

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple over a year ago

Fucksville

WARNING

Drama follows this person

Approach at your peril

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excessive consumption can cause addicktion

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Caution - wide load.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"may appear calm on the surface"

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

""may appear calm on the surface" "

I'd need to test you with a probe.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Highly flammable

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Caution contents may be unstable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warring knickers may drop at anytime to anyone

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS over a year ago

hexham

Do not mix with alcohol as she will start talking endless shite

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

May contain nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""may appear calm on the surface"

I'd need to test you with a probe.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

May erupt if he sees blue underwear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning - not to be operated by fuckwits!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Be aware she will eat you for breakfast, lunch and evening meal and still want 11's, mid afternoon and supper

xxxx Suzi

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Excessive consumption can cause addicktion

Addicktion????

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle somewhere

May cause drowsiness

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Warning - not to be operated by fuckwits!"

Damn.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

""may appear calm on the surface"

I'd need to test you with a probe.

It won't hurt........much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warning - not to be operated by fuckwits!

Damn.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hugs from this person may make you feel all soft and gooey.

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By *cotzblokeMan over a year ago

dundee/perth/fife

May explode at any time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""may appear calm on the surface"

I'd need to test you with a probe.

It won't hurt........much.

Aww... Shame

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

""may appear calm on the surface"

I'd need to test you with a probe.

It won't hurt........much.

Aww... Shame "

That comes at stage 2.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Choking Hazard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excessive consumption can cause addicktion

Addicktion????

My new favourite made up word.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/01/22 18:37:53]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caution, can be addictive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bitter if injested

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

Slippery when wet

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Slippery when wet"

I better tie you down then.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Excessive consumption can cause addicktion

Addicktion????

My new favourite made up word.

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

××× NO ENTRY ×××

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Takes no prisoners

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Caution: Sarcastic content.

LvM

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By *idan31Man over a year ago

ashby

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May induce choking and localised flooding

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By *unniebee1970Woman over a year ago

The Hive

Do not push the red button.

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