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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had a shit old day and I'd like to hear nice things.
Tell me something nice that happened for you today pleeeeease
I got a new job offer"
Yesss congratulations!!! Are you going to take it? |
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"I've had a shit old day and I'd like to hear nice things.
Tell me something nice that happened for you today pleeeeease
I got a new job offer
Yesss congratulations!!! Are you going to take it? "
Thank you! Yeah I sure am can't wait |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had a shit old day and I'd like to hear nice things.
Tell me something nice that happened for you today pleeeeease
I got a new job offer
Yesss congratulations!!! Are you going to take it?
Thank you! Yeah I sure am can't wait "
Oh that's great, well done! Hope it's everything you wanted in a job |
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"I've had a shit old day and I'd like to hear nice things.
Tell me something nice that happened for you today pleeeeease
I got a new job offer
Yesss congratulations!!! Are you going to take it?
Thank you! Yeah I sure am can't wait
Oh that's great, well done! Hope it's everything you wanted in a job "
Thank you so why has your day been so rubbish? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I perved your pictures OP and think you have a beautiful sensuous mouth. The cum facial helps of course. You are lovely. Smile and enjoy it!! Have a nice day. "
Heehee that's not cum! I got out the shower, hahaha thanks for giving me a smile |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
A guy is driving and sees a sign along the road with a large cross and the words "Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution, 5 miles ahead."
He shakes his head and thinks "I must have read that wrong."
He continues on and a few minutes later see another sign, this one with a praying nun on it and the words "Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution, Next Exit. So Good It's Miraculous!"
He decides he has to see this so he pulls off, and following more signs soon pulls up in front of a large church. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an elderly nun. Very embarrassed, he mutters, "Um..I saw a sign by the highway ... am I in the right place?" The nun smiles and says "Of course! Right this way!"
She leads him inside and down many twisting hallways, up stairs and down until he is thoroughly lost. Eventually they come to a large door and she says, "Give me £200 and go through this door and you will find exactly what you came for."
He can't believe this kindly old nun would lie to him, so he hands over the cash and opens the door. The nun pushes him through and the door slams and locks behind him.
He finds himself standing outside at the back of the church in front of another large sign that reads:
"Thank you, you have just been fucked by the Sisters of Mercy!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hotel Chocolat post-xmas sale down to 50% now.
I can vouch for that and you just made me spend £25 "
I've never been, I'm guessing it must be nice stuff?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a shit old day and I'd like to hear nice things.
Tell me something nice that happened for you today pleeeeease "
Nothing in particular but quite happy really. I’m sorry you’ve had a shit one. Any chance if it getting better into the evening? |
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"Hotel Chocolat post-xmas sale down to 50% now.
I can vouch for that and you just made me spend £25
I've never been, I'm guessing it must be nice stuff?? "
Just got on line. To be fair for some friends as I trying to cut down on chocolate as still have lots from Xmas. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got a cup of tea brought to me in bed as he left for work...and he even kissed me when I still had morning breath "
Oh that is so so cute!! Keeper! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A guy is driving and sees a sign along the road with a large cross and the words "Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution, 5 miles ahead."
He shakes his head and thinks "I must have read that wrong."
He continues on and a few minutes later see another sign, this one with a praying nun on it and the words "Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution, Next Exit. So Good It's Miraculous!"
He decides he has to see this so he pulls off, and following more signs soon pulls up in front of a large church. He knocks on the door and is greeted by an elderly nun. Very embarrassed, he mutters, "Um..I saw a sign by the highway ... am I in the right place?" The nun smiles and says "Of course! Right this way!"
She leads him inside and down many twisting hallways, up stairs and down until he is thoroughly lost. Eventually they come to a large door and she says, "Give me £200 and go through this door and you will find exactly what you came for."
He can't believe this kindly old nun would lie to him, so he hands over the cash and opens the door. The nun pushes him through and the door slams and locks behind him.
He finds himself standing outside at the back of the church in front of another large sign that reads:
"Thank you, you have just been fucked by the Sisters of Mercy!"
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Ahahahha I liked that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a shit old day and I'd like to hear nice things.
Tell me something nice that happened for you today pleeeeease "
Sorry to hear that OP.
My FWB still wants me....that's always nice for me |
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"I ate a packet of peanut M&M’s "
Are these the chocolate one?. I was addicted to them buying like 20 packs at the time. I had to seek counseling and feel a little better. There are only 3 packs in the cupboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr P gave me permission to go and take some sexy photographs of another fab gent to stick on his profile i'm abit excited about being let loose with a camera for personal shots, it's a first for me. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Mr P gave me permission to go and take some sexy photographs of another fab gent to stick on his profile i'm abit excited about being let loose with a camera for personal shots, it's a first for me. "
You should go wild. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work with a very challenging child on Mondays. Have done for years. Said child was an angel for me today.
Like, I just looked at child’s wee face and thought ‘och, you’re so cute and I just love you!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry if that reads rather strangely; I just didn’t want to state child’s sex
I didn't read it that way. "
Thanks! I didn’t like to use he or she, so kept saying child |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Sorry if that reads rather strangely; I just didn’t want to state child’s sex
I didn't read it that way.
Thanks! I didn’t like to use he or she, so kept saying child "
It's all groovy.
Nothing wrong in loving a child. |
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I was feeling rough and my boss told me to log off for the day at 1.30 without docking my hours x she said "we all need a breather sometimes" x I have the best boss ever x
Hope you feel better soon op x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I work with a very challenging child on Mondays. Have done for years. Said child was an angel for me today.
Like, I just looked at child’s wee face and thought ‘och, you’re so cute and I just love you!’"
You typed ‘och’! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always try and make at least one person smile each day..it has a curious effect of making me feel warm inside! Today, made the optician smile with my silliness and made the physio laugh with my shite jokes!
Today is almost gone...wishing you a better day tomorrow OP |
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I got to see C today for the first time in over a week
Granted she was numb from the dentist and I was on my way to get a tooth removed but it was lovely to see and give her a kiss (albeit a sloppy one)
K |
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