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over a year ago
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"I'd let the onions cool down before you use them  "
Cold onions are never appealing, in fact I think he should make a video of him assembling the thing in question and I want to hear them
Onions SIZZLING |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd let the onions cool down before you use them
Cold onions are never appealing, in fact I think he should make a video of him assembling the thing in question and I want to hear them
Onions SIZZLING"
Possible trip to A+E on the cards
Not sure how you would explain that one  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd let the onions cool down before you use them
Cold onions are never appealing, in fact I think he should make a video of him assembling the thing in question and I want to hear them
Onions SIZZLING
Possible trip to A+E on the cards
Not sure how you would explain that one "
Just say the kitchen sex went a bit wrong |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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You could do that but turn it into a burger bap and use one of your testicles as the burger. You might have to squish the balls a bit but no pain no gain.
And yes to the onions and the sauce. |
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"You could do that but turn it into a burger bap and use one of your testicles as the burger. You might have to squish the balls a bit but no pain no gain.
And yes to the onions and the sauce."
I do have a hydraulic press in the shed. Would that do it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Considering putting my hard cock inside a hotdog bun and adding ketchup and onions then photographing it for my profile pic
Lol
Next month maybe wrap it in bacon as a pig-in-blanket"
That's next December |
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Yup. Seen it before but not boiled. Boil yours, stick it in a bun with mustard and fried onions. That would be a new one.
I'd do it myself but I'm vegetarian. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"You could do that but turn it into a burger bap and use one of your testicles as the burger. You might have to squish the balls a bit but no pain no gain.
And yes to the onions and the sauce.
I do have a hydraulic press in the shed. Would that do it?"
Yes, but you might want to keep the first aid box handy, just in case |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You could do that but turn it into a burger bap and use one of your testicles as the burger. You might have to squish the balls a bit but no pain no gain.
And yes to the onions and the sauce.
I do have a hydraulic press in the shed. Would that do it?
Yes, but you might want to keep the first aid box handy, just in case "
You will want risk accessments and a fire extinguisher next |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why not encase it in pastry and have it half sticking out of a Gregg's bag? It'd make a fine sausage roll 
A possibility
I want half the royalties  "
Your £0 is on its way |
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