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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple  over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

"

Magic. That's what is, magic I tells you.

Winston

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Haha I feel ya!

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By *ack688Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I just tried that. Sadly, no coffee magically appeared, I’m going to have to go make it myself I guess

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I just tried that. Sadly, no coffee magically appeared, I’m going to have to go make it myself I guess"

Yeah ..... seems I know the way to the kettle n back

The rest escapes me

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By *tarflyLouWoman  over a year ago

Preston

This will be me every time I try to sit and get this damn assignment finished this weekend!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Haha I feel ya!"

Matcha atcha Nora !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"This will be me every time I try to sit and get this damn assignment finished this weekend! "

oooooooooo give me the title..... It'll take me two mins ....

How to avoid arrest ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

Magic. That's what is, magic I tells you.

Winston"

Magic Beans ..... I feel a story coming on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

Magic. That's what is, magic I tells you.

Winston

Magic Beans ..... I feel a story coming on"

Give the male protagonist a simple name, like John or Jim or something.

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Because it's grim outside and who wants to be out on a day like today? Have another cuppa GC, see if the rain dies down in a little while.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

Magic. That's what is, magic I tells you.

Winston

Magic Beans ..... I feel a story coming on

Give the male protagonist a simple name, like John or Jim or something."

Jack has a nice ring to it ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

Magic. That's what is, magic I tells you.

Winston

Magic Beans ..... I feel a story coming on

Give the male protagonist a simple name, like John or Jim or something."

Mmmmmm they are really great ideas but I feel we can do better....... mmmmmm ???

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

Magic. That's what is, magic I tells you.

Winston

Magic Beans ..... I feel a story coming on

Give the male protagonist a simple name, like John or Jim or something.

Jack has a nice ring to it ?"

Damn you Adorabella ! I'll patent that before you get a chance!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Because it's grim outside and who wants to be out on a day like today? Have another cuppa GC, see if the rain dies down in a little while."

Don't tell me it rains on your side of the river too ??

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

It Never Rains on the Wirral .....

What a lovely title for an Art House type film ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

"

COmmitment rather than motivation!!!

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By *ternal PunishmentCouple  over a year ago

The Abyss


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

"

If your weather is anything like down south best to stay in and drink your coffee

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

"

It’s that time of year.

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By *ocopops1962Man  over a year ago

Glasgow / Lindon


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

"

The allure of coffee and being undressed have greater appeal than, let’s say, Aldi ?

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By *tarflyLouWoman  over a year ago

Preston


"This will be me every time I try to sit and get this damn assignment finished this weekend!

oooooooooo give me the title..... It'll take me two mins ....

How to avoid arrest ?

"

I’m concerned about what vibes I’ve been putting across now

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

If your weather is anything like down south best to stay in and drink your coffee "

What if the day came that I did my ankle in ........ ? I'd be sorry I stayed in then

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By *ocopops1962Man  over a year ago

Glasgow / Lindon


"It Never Rains on the Wirral .....

What a lovely title for an Art House type film ....

"

I’d go to see that !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

The allure of coffee and being undressed have greater appeal than, let’s say, Aldi ? "

I'm heading to Lidl this morning. I need some Jambalaya .......

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"It Never Rains on the Wirral .....

What a lovely title for an Art House type film ....

"

The sun always shines on the righteous, which is probably why it's tipped down all morning here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

Magic. That's what is, magic I tells you.

Winston

Magic Beans ..... I feel a story coming on

Give the male protagonist a simple name, like John or Jim or something.

Jack has a nice ring to it ?

Damn you Adorabella ! I'll patent that before you get a chance!"

Gutted !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It Never Rains on the Wirral .....

What a lovely title for an Art House type film ....

The sun always shines on the righteous, which is probably why it's tipped down all morning here."

Don't be silly. It's peeing down here

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By *aiseiMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

"

Good fortune.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

If your weather is anything like down south best to stay in and drink your coffee

What if the day came that I did my ankle in ........ ? I'd be sorry I stayed in then"

As prev thread. Amputation. You could have a built up shoe to compensate. You don't see built up shoes anymore...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It Never Rains on the Wirral .....

What a lovely title for an Art House type film ....

I’d go to see that !"

Or it never Pissed down on Paisley

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It Never Rains on the Wirral .....

What a lovely title for an Art House type film ....

I’d go to see that !

Or it never Pissed down on Paisley"

A misery on the mersey

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

If your weather is anything like down south best to stay in and drink your coffee

What if the day came that I did my ankle in ........ ? I'd be sorry I stayed in then

As prev thread. Amputation. You could have a built up shoe to compensate. You don't see built up shoes anymore..."

Everything else is built up tho ........ from fields to egos.......

Bring back built up shoes.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Eh? Get dressed? What is this?

Coffee good. Outside bad. You're just being good, Granny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But you didn't offer me a coffee while you made yourself one

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It Never Rains on the Wirral .....

What a lovely title for an Art House type film ....

I’d go to see that !

Or it never Pissed down on Paisley

A misery on the mersey"

Tribulation on the Thames

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"But you didn't offer me a coffee while you made yourself one "

What can I say. I'm tight.

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By *ocopops1962Man  over a year ago

Glasgow / Lindon


"It Never Rains on the Wirral .....

What a lovely title for an Art House type film ....

I’d go to see that !

Or it never Pissed down on Paisley"

Perpetually Pisses down on Paisley more like ( it could have Gerard Butler and David Tennant in it …)

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By *il sub princessWoman  over a year ago

West Midlands

This has been my morning so far however with a cup of tea

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Eh? Get dressed? What is this?

Coffee good. Outside bad. You're just being good, Granny"

Oh yeah I knew someone not sensible would be along to support my inaction.....

Ta Posh .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Outside is peopley and soggy.

The coffee option is better!

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By *ternal PunishmentCouple  over a year ago

The Abyss


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

If your weather is anything like down south best to stay in and drink your coffee

What if the day came that I did my ankle in ........ ? I'd be sorry I stayed in then"

I'm bored stiff

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By *ternal PunishmentCouple  over a year ago

The Abyss


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

If your weather is anything like down south best to stay in and drink your coffee

What if the day came that I did my ankle in ........ ? I'd be sorry I stayed in then

As prev thread. Amputation. You could have a built up shoe to compensate. You don't see built up shoes anymore..."

Think I'll stick to the roller skates

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

I got up, showered & shaved, dressed, breakfast and ready for our and about...then I saw Holly Willoughby on Saturday Kitchen, I'm still on the settee.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Eh? Get dressed? What is this?

Coffee good. Outside bad. You're just being good, Granny

Oh yeah I knew someone not sensible would be along to support my inaction.....

Ta Posh ..... "

Any time. I'm reliably unsensible. And reliably on here far too much

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

"

I need to live in your house, I need this to happen to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having the same dilemma here. I haven’t left the bed yet.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Having the same dilemma here. I haven’t left the bed yet. "

That's disgusting!

Yes I have bed shamed you.

I'm downstairs in my jim jams..... not sexy ones. Fleecy ancient ones.... love them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

"

ha,ha,ha,not just me then,phew,??,need at least three coffee's before I can do people.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

ha,ha,ha,not just me then,phew,??,need at least three coffee's before I can do people."

I find wine works best if I want to do people ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having the same dilemma here. I haven’t left the bed yet.

That's disgusting!

Yes I have bed shamed you.

I'm downstairs in my jim jams..... not sexy ones. Fleecy ancient ones.... love them. "

Heheh bed shame me it’s ok I’ll own it.

No pjs here ooops.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

The allure of coffee and being undressed have greater appeal than, let’s say, Aldi ?

I'm heading to Lidl this morning. I need some Jambalaya ....... "

Isnt that a song? ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having the same dilemma here. I haven’t left the bed yet.

That's disgusting!

Yes I have bed shamed you.

I'm downstairs in my jim jams..... not sexy ones. Fleecy ancient ones.... love them.

Heheh bed shame me it’s ok I’ll own it.

No pjs here ooops.

"

Oh no aren’t you cold? Maybe some of us should come round and keep you warm

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Having the same dilemma here. I haven’t left the bed yet.

That's disgusting!

Yes I have bed shamed you.

I'm downstairs in my jim jams..... not sexy ones. Fleecy ancient ones.... love them.

Heheh bed shame me it’s ok I’ll own it.

No pjs here ooops.

Oh no aren’t you cold? Maybe some of us should come round and keep you warm "

No worries. She's wearing overalls.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

ha,ha,ha,not just me then,phew,??,need at least three coffee's before I can do people.

I find wine works best if I want to do people ......"

Yeah I get that lol.im very sociable after a minimum of three toffee vodka s

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

This is nearly it........ i'm packing my shopping bag..... uhmmmmmmm into my shopping bag.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is nearly it........ i'm packing my shopping bag..... uhmmmmmmm into my shopping bag. "
Yeah you go girl,you got this no stopping you now,oh kettles boiled by the way,mmmm smell that coffee lol

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple  over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

COmmitment rather than motivation!!!"

Commitment. Doing the thing you said you were going to do, long after the mood you said it in has left you.

*Cred George Zalucki

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It Never Rains on the Wirral .....

What a lovely title for an Art House type film ....

The sun always shines on the righteous, which is probably why it's tipped down all morning here."

Was about to say that

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

It's like the Midas touch but with coffee.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I went. I shopped. I came back. I have home made cauli-cheese in the oven, a cup of tea and the world is a wonderful place.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Having the same dilemma here. I haven’t left the bed yet.

That's disgusting!

Yes I have bed shamed you.

I'm downstairs in my jim jams..... not sexy ones. Fleecy ancient ones.... love them. "

Granny, I'm still in bed. And no PJs (fleecy or otherwise).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

ha,ha,ha,not just me then,phew,??,need at least three coffee's before I can do people.

I find wine works best if I want to do people ......Yeah I get that lol.im very sociable after a minimum of three toffee vodka s"

Toffee vodka, yum. Does it taste of toffee?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Having the same dilemma here. I haven’t left the bed yet.

That's disgusting!

Yes I have bed shamed you.

I'm downstairs in my jim jams..... not sexy ones. Fleecy ancient ones.... love them.

Granny, I'm still in bed. And no PJs (fleecy or otherwise). "

Well I braved the elements and this cheesey cauli is soooooooooo good.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Having the same dilemma here. I haven’t left the bed yet.

That's disgusting!

Yes I have bed shamed you.

I'm downstairs in my jim jams..... not sexy ones. Fleecy ancient ones.... love them.

Granny, I'm still in bed. And no PJs (fleecy or otherwise).

Well I braved the elements and this cheesey cauli is soooooooooo good. "

I'm braving the elements soon, to go horse riding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every time I say ...... Right ! get dressed n go shopping I end up with a cup of coffee in front of me.

"

Sounds like a many a day. It's normal innit.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

To misquote the common adage; Procrastination is next to Godliness Granny Well…..that’s the philosophy I have adopted at any rate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coffee is the devil's temptation to prevent us doing good deeds so we end up with him.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Having the same dilemma here. I haven’t left the bed yet.

That's disgusting!

Yes I have bed shamed you.

I'm downstairs in my jim jams..... not sexy ones. Fleecy ancient ones.... love them.

Granny, I'm still in bed. And no PJs (fleecy or otherwise).

Well I braved the elements and this cheesey cauli is soooooooooo good.

I'm braving the elements soon, to go horse riding "

Rather you than me. No love between horses n me. I took my daughter for years and I'd sit in the arena seat wrapped up in a sleeping bag and drink coffee.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry


"I just tried that. Sadly, no coffee magically appeared, I’m going to have to go make it myself I guess

Yeah ..... seems I know the way to the kettle n back

The rest escapes me"

Oh, I just assumed you had servants.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s a subliminal devil telling you to not to bother doing all that mundane shizzle, and to just while away the hours drinking brews.

Wise

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I just tried that. Sadly, no coffee magically appeared, I’m going to have to go make it myself I guess

Yeah ..... seems I know the way to the kettle n back

The rest escapes me

Oh, I just assumed you had servants."

Even servants get covid ......

One of them sounded a bit shirty when I phoned to ask where the coffee was

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It’s a subliminal devil telling you to not to bother doing all that mundane shizzle, and to just while away the hours drinking brews.

Wise "

I have to mundane shizzle the dishes to the dishwasher in a moment ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s a subliminal devil telling you to not to bother doing all that mundane shizzle, and to just while away the hours drinking brews.

Wise

I have to mundane shizzle the dishes to the dishwasher in a moment ...

"

Be sure to leave a mug out though, for the next brew.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Having the same dilemma here. I haven’t left the bed yet.

That's disgusting!

Yes I have bed shamed you.

I'm downstairs in my jim jams..... not sexy ones. Fleecy ancient ones.... love them.

Granny, I'm still in bed. And no PJs (fleecy or otherwise).

Well I braved the elements and this cheesey cauli is soooooooooo good.

I'm braving the elements soon, to go horse riding

Rather you than me. No love between horses n me. I took my daughter for years and I'd sit in the arena seat wrapped up in a sleeping bag and drink coffee. "

My daughter and I ride together

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry


"I just tried that. Sadly, no coffee magically appeared, I’m going to have to go make it myself I guess

Yeah ..... seems I know the way to the kettle n back

The rest escapes me

Oh, I just assumed you had servants.

Even servants get covid ......

One of them sounded a bit shirty when I phoned to ask where the coffee was"

Sounds like you run and a disorderly house (no offence). The brazen cheek of such attitude and insolence. Nothing a good spanking can't solve in my experience. Disciplined staff is happy staff.

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