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"I’ll be honest I’ve never had anyone talk to me first in here "Perhaps it's worth asking for some profile help on a separate thread? But being on the forums is a great start! | |||
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"What works for you either receiving or sending? What gets a reply? " I'm in same boat when comes to first message | |||
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"“Don’t turn this into a murder”" Erm..well it would get my attention? | |||
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"“Don’t turn this into a murder” Erm..well it would get my attention? " Check ya inbox | |||
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"It’s only happened a couple of times and always as a direct response to a forum post" What's happened a couple of times ?? | |||
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"(after she returned from the ladies) "Excuse me, the back of your dress is tucked in your knickers" "And what happened then? | |||
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"“Don’t turn this into a murder” Erm..well it would get my attention? Check ya inbox " Keep it on the thread please | |||
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"It’s only happened a couple of times and always as a direct response to a forum post What's happened a couple of times ??" Receiving an first message | |||
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"It’s only happened a couple of times and always as a direct response to a forum post What's happened a couple of times ?? Receiving an first message" Actually think we have had a chat via the forum?
What intro message do you send that gets results ? | |||
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"“Don’t turn this into a murder” Erm..well it would get my attention? Check ya inbox Keep it on the thread please " Ok, just thought I'd be nice | |||
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"Want to sit on my face and wriggle Work's for me every time Not!" I've had this one (not from you) and it's a block from me! | |||
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"I don't have an opening gambit, I to make something up on the fly... But if and when I receive a message, it's usually "hi" "how you doing" type stuff.. which I really don't mind. Except that many women are a wee bit arsey about blokes being creative with their first messages." Are we arsey? I'd much prefer something creative than another "how're you" or "great tits"! | |||
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"I don't have an opening gambit, I to make something up on the fly... But if and when I receive a message, it's usually "hi" "how you doing" type stuff.. which I really don't mind. Except that many women are a wee bit arsey about blokes being creative with their first messages. Are we arsey? I'd much prefer something creative than another "how're you" or "great tits"! " True, but you'd agree that if you insist on creativity, it's only fair that you resiprocate | |||
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"I don't have an opening gambit, I to make something up on the fly... But if and when I receive a message, it's usually "hi" "how you doing" type stuff.. which I really don't mind. Except that many women are a wee bit arsey about blokes being creative with their first messages. Are we arsey? I'd much prefer something creative than another "how're you" or "great tits"! True, but you'd agree that if you insist on creativity, it's only fair that you resiprocate " I don't insist on anything. You'd have to ask the men I've messaged if I am creative but every single one of them replied... | |||
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"“Hello, is it me you're looking for? ... Are you somewhere feeling lonely? Or is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart...” "That's rather sweet!  | |||
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"“Hello, is it me you're looking for? ... Are you somewhere feeling lonely? Or is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart...”
That's rather sweet! "yes, I thought so to since an opening like that would keep you going “All night long”  | |||
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"fat penguin doesn't seem to work very well even though it would break the ice "Upgrade to a polar bear! | |||
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"I don't have an opening gambit, I to make something up on the fly... But if and when I receive a message, it's usually "hi" "how you doing" type stuff.. which I really don't mind. Except that many women are a wee bit arsey about blokes being creative with their first messages. Are we arsey? I'd much prefer something creative than another "how're you" or "great tits"! True, but you'd agree that if you insist on creativity, it's only fair that you resiprocate I don't insist on anything. You'd have to ask the men I've messaged if I am creative but every single one of them replied..." My comments aren't aimed at you personally, or all women... just the ones who do insist on it ..and there are a lot of profiles that do | |||
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"fat penguin doesn't seem to work very well even though it would break the ice
Upgrade to a polar bear!"fat or just a polar bear lol? | |||
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"Hello, my name is Dick, do you like it ? Well it worked very well for my mate at Uni "what if your names steve though
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"Hello, my name is Dick, do you like it ? Well it worked very well for my mate at Uni
what if your names steve though
"You tell a mistrusth. His name was Richard though and he was a handsome bastard. Not jealous much  | |||
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"It’s only happened a couple of times and always as a direct response to a forum post What's happened a couple of times ?? Receiving an first message Actually think we have had a chat via the forum?
What intro message do you send that gets results ?"Yeah we have, you’re very pleasant to talk to. I don’t send the send thing to people. I tend to comment on some detail in their profile or picture and occasionally that gets a response but I don’t often send out messages these days | |||
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"Hello, my name is Dick, do you like it ? Well it worked very well for my mate at Uni
what if your names steve though
You tell a mistrusth. His name was Richard though and he was a handsome bastard.
Not jealous much "some people get all the luck lol | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? They can't help themselves but insist that I already asked one "I think it would work for you, FH, but possibly not everyone! It's one that I've seen other women moan about...to be fair I usually say no if I get that message! | |||
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"fat penguin doesnt seem to work very well even though it would break the ice " You call them a fat penguin? | |||
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"“Hello, is it me you're looking for? ... Are you somewhere feeling lonely? Or is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart...”
That's rather sweet!
yes, I thought so to since an opening like that would keep you going “All night long” "Groan! | |||
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"“Hello, is it me you're looking for? ... Are you somewhere feeling lonely? Or is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart...”
That's rather sweet!
yes, I thought so to since an opening like that would keep you going “All night long”
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"FAF "Sending or receiving? | |||
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"fat penguin doesnt seem to work very well even though it would break the ice
You call them a fat penguin? "lol not the intention maybe thats where its all going wrong think i will try PT's polar bear and see what happens next time
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"I don't have an opening gambit, I to make something up on the fly... But if and when I receive a message, it's usually "hi" "how you doing" type stuff.. which I really don't mind. Except that many women are a wee bit arsey about blokes being creative with their first messages. Are we arsey? I'd much prefer something creative than another "how're you" or "great tits"! True, but you'd agree that if you insist on creativity, it's only fair that you resiprocate I don't insist on anything. You'd have to ask the men I've messaged if I am creative but every single one of them replied... My comments aren't aimed at you personally, or all women... just the ones who do insist on it ..and there are a lot of profiles that do" Jeez I don't ask for much, just messages that show someone has read my profile / aren't sexual and not a boring one-liner! Demanding creativity is a bit much. | |||
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"Hello, my name is Dick, do you like it ? Well it worked very well for my mate at Uni
what if your names steve though
You tell a mistrusth. His name was Richard though and he was a handsome bastard.
Not jealous much "Change your name? | |||
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"Want to sit on my face and wriggle Work's for me every time Not! I've had this one (not from you) and it's a block from me!" Go on block me too | |||
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"It’s only happened a couple of times and always as a direct response to a forum post What's happened a couple of times ?? Receiving an first message Actually think we have had a chat via the forum?
What intro message do you send that gets results ?
Yeah we have, you’re very pleasant to talk to.
I don’t send the send thing to people. I tend to comment on some detail in their profile or picture and occasionally that gets a response but I don’t often send out messages these days" thank you, the same to you. I think something that's personal to the recipient can often work but many women still won't reply if their criteria isn't met. | |||
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"Wuu2?" Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network | |||
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"fat penguin doesnt seem to work very well even though it would break the ice
You call them a fat penguin?
lol not the intention maybe thats where its all going wrong think i will try PT's polar bear and see what happens next time
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"fat penguin doesnt seem to work very well even though it would break the ice
You call them a fat penguin?
lol not the intention maybe thats where its all going wrong think i will try PT's polar bear and see what happens next time
Attaboy! "I'm blaming you for any blocking though lol | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network"  | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? They can't help themselves but insist that I already asked one
I think it would work for you, FH, but possibly not everyone! It's one that I've seen other women moan about...to be fair I usually say no if I get that message!"I was only joking, I don't really send that to be honest, I haven't found the formula yet and don't send the first message nowadays | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network "What it bugs the hell out of me lol | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network" K | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network
What it bugs the hell out of me lol"Over my head | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? They can't help themselves but insist that I already asked one
I think it would work for you, FH, but possibly not everyone! It's one that I've seen other women moan about...to be fair I usually say no if I get that message!
I was only joking, I don't really send that to be honest, I haven't found the formula yet and don't send the first message nowadays"Lots of guys use it! The question I have been asked is ... do I still have periods? 
So yeah best not! | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network
What it bugs the hell out of me lol
Over my head "lol old phones had a limit to the number of characters a text could contain so "txt spk" was born to accommodate this issue but technology improved and so did the mobile networks to allow us to send text messages just the same as emails with no limit to the number of characters that could be used. | |||
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"The question I have been asked is ... do I still have periods?" *blink* *blink* | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network
What it bugs the hell out of me lol
Over my head "Basically when the mobile phone networks went from analog to digital. Original text messages (or SMS - short message service) were only 147 characters long. Any longer you got charged for 2 messages, even if it was 1 character. It’s why Twitter has a tweet length of 147, so people could tweet via text messages. Hence why Txt speak started. HRU CUL8R… Well you get the point. | |||
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"Code for Amazon shopping voucher Fess up - have you actually done this?" 'Course not. I just tempt them in with chat about cushions. What woman could resist? | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network
What it bugs the hell out of me lol
Over my head
Basically when the mobile phone networks went from analog to digital. Original text messages (or SMS - short message service) were only 147 characters long. Any longer you got charged for 2 messages, even if it was 1 character.
It’s why Twitter has a tweet length of 147, so people could tweet via text messages.
Hence why Txt speak started.
HRU
CUL8R…
Well you get the point." | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network
What it bugs the hell out of me lol
Over my head
lol old phones had a limit to the number of characters a text could contain so "txt spk" was born to accommodate this issue but technology improved and so did the mobile networks to allow us to send text messages just the same as emails with no limit to the number of characters that could be used.
"Sorry to be blunt ... but I really wouldn't recommend that as an opening message. | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network
What it bugs the hell out of me lol
Over my head
Basically when the mobile phone networks went from analog to digital. Original text messages (or SMS - short message service) were only 147 characters long. Any longer you got charged for 2 messages, even if it was 1 character.
It’s why Twitter has a tweet length of 147, so people could tweet via text messages.
Hence why Txt speak started.
HRU
CUL8R…
Well you get the point."Which nerd level is this? | |||
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"What works for you either receiving or sending? What gets a reply? " Literally anything I receive works for me. I could be messaged to say I'm an ugly tosser but I'd still be grateful for the Message! In regards to getting a response, il let you know when I find an opening line that works | |||
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"The question I have been asked is ... do I still have periods? *blink* *blink* "Yeah. I know. I was told it's to pre-empt bareback requests. | |||
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"Code for Amazon shopping voucher Fess up - have you actually done this? 'Course not. I just tempt them in with chat about cushions. What woman could resist?" Cushions? Yeah I could go for cushions. I've had 20 messages since I started the thread and none of them are as interesting as cushions. | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network
What it bugs the hell out of me lol
Over my head
Basically when the mobile phone networks went from analog to digital. Original text messages (or SMS - short message service) were only 147 characters long. Any longer you got charged for 2 messages, even if it was 1 character.
It’s why Twitter has a tweet length of 147, so people could tweet via text messages.
Hence why Txt speak started.
HRU
CUL8R…
Well you get the point.
Which nerd level is this? "not so much nerd as growing up at just the right time to have dealt with the issues of trying to message friends as cheaply as possible lol oh and being a computer geek aswell in my case | |||
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"What works for you either receiving or sending? What gets a reply? Literally anything I receive works for me. I could be messaged to say I'm an ugly tosser but I'd still be grateful for the Message! In regards to getting a response, il let you know when I find an opening line that works " Keep your standards - no-one should put up with nasty messages | |||
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"fat penguin doesnt seem to work very well even though it would break the ice
You call them a fat penguin?
lol not the intention maybe thats where its all going wrong think i will try PT's polar bear and see what happens next time
Attaboy!
I'm blaming you for any blocking though lol"Really? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg-xQrWSEKw | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network
What it bugs the hell out of me lol
Over my head
Basically when the mobile phone networks went from analog to digital. Original text messages (or SMS - short message service) were only 147 characters long. Any longer you got charged for 2 messages, even if it was 1 character.
It’s why Twitter has a tweet length of 147, so people could tweet via text messages.
Hence why Txt speak started.
HRU
CUL8R…
Well you get the point.
Which nerd level is this?
not so much nerd as growing up at just the right time to have dealt with the issues of trying to message friends as cheaply as possible lol
oh and being a computer geek aswell in my case"Really cos I’d have said extreme geek. And yes, I self identify as a geek. | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network
What it bugs the hell out of me lol
Over my head
Basically when the mobile phone networks went from analog to digital. Original text messages (or SMS - short message service) were only 147 characters long. Any longer you got charged for 2 messages, even if it was 1 character.
It’s why Twitter has a tweet length of 147, so people could tweet via text messages.
Hence why Txt speak started.
HRU
CUL8R…
Well you get the point.
Which nerd level is this?
not so much nerd as growing up at just the right time to have dealt with the issues of trying to message friends as cheaply as possible lol
oh and being a computer geek aswell in my case
Really cos I’d have said extreme geek. And yes, I self identify as a geek."Sssssh I was trying to down play it fella lol | |||
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"Wuu2? Text speak is the one thing that drives me mad, we stopped needing to use it when they removed the character limit and enabled multi part text messages on the old GSM network
What it bugs the hell out of me lol
Over my head
Basically when the mobile phone networks went from analog to digital. Original text messages (or SMS - short message service) were only 147 characters long. Any longer you got charged for 2 messages, even if it was 1 character.
It’s why Twitter has a tweet length of 147, so people could tweet via text messages.
Hence why Txt speak started.
HRU
CUL8R…
Well you get the point.
Which nerd level is this?
not so much nerd as growing up at just the right time to have dealt with the issues of trying to message friends as cheaply as possible lol
oh and being a computer geek aswell in my case
Really cos I’d have said extreme geek. And yes, I self identify as a geek.
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Did you use "brace your elves" in December? "I didn’t, but it’s going in the one stop shop of one liners in my mind for when Christmas 22 starts in October | |||
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"Brace yourself
Did you use "brace your elves" in December?
I didn’t, but it’s going in the one stop shop of one liners in my mind for when Christmas 22 starts in October "Watch out FAB peeps! | |||
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"I have been sent jokes a few times, but to be fair whatever the line, it only works if I'm attracted to them. I'll mostly check their profile if they've messaged but humour, compliments and having read the profile get you a long way! (Compliments, I know, go ahead and call me shallow!!) "Bit of humor is a huge hit for us in a first message or even just mentioning something from our profile | |||
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"It varies. I try to mention something on their profile and do a little introduction of me. Sometimes it works but more often it doesn't. But that's fine. Get more responses on our couples profile but that's only natural. It's why it's always good to try and go to socials and clubs. IMHO." I get that not everyone wants to or can do socials/clubs. But the message seems to be for guys that this is a much easier route! | |||
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"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me "Cheese! Does it work for you? | |||
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"I have been sent jokes a few times, but to be fair whatever the line, it only works if I'm attracted to them. I'll mostly check their profile if they've messaged but humour, compliments and having read the profile get you a long way! (Compliments, I know, go ahead and call me shallow!!) "I think lots of people like a compliment, it's now shallow | |||
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"Just heard an absolute cracker from a young lady I know and have to say I am sure if a guy said it it would be an instant block lol "Can I put my hotdog in your buns?" or "wanna play hide the sausage" "It would be a risky strategy, for sure! | |||
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"This is a struggle for me as never been that good with words" Yeah I think it is tougher for those who don't find the online chat easy. Maybe where clubs and socials might work better? | |||
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"When someone fabs a dick pic of mine I ask if they work in the post office because I've seen them checking out my package "Cheese lol but does it work for you? | |||
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"One that made me laugh was “Your hotter than the bottom of my laptop” "I like that! is it awful that I'm so bored of "you're hot, you're sexy...."? | |||
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"When someone fabs a dick pic of mine I ask if they work in the post office because I've seen them checking out my package
Cheese lol but does it work for you? "Never haha | |||
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""If I had a flower for every time I thought of you. I could walk through my garden forever."
Alfred Lord Tennyson - Queen Mary
A Tennyson quote would certainly make a change to "I want you to ride me" "I’m sure there’s a song in there somewhere...! | |||
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"I’d imagine for most the sending being really really really ridiculously good looking is the best opening " Nah, being good looking, well ripped & a foot long nob!!! | |||
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"I've got a itch in a spot I can't reach, think you could help? And has it worked for you?"I got a reply | |||
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"Is your last name flintstone coz I’ll make your bedrock! But it hasn’t worked yet lol" If it's not working try a new joke! | |||
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"When someone fabs a dick pic of mine I ask if they work in the post office because I've seen them checking out my package
Cheese lol but does it work for you?
Never haha "Oh dear | |||
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""If I had a flower for every time I thought of you. I could walk through my garden forever."
Alfred Lord Tennyson - Queen Mary
A Tennyson quote would certainly make a change to "I want you to ride me"
I’m sure there’s a song in there somewhere...! "Most likely | |||
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"I’d imagine for most the sending being really really really ridiculously good looking is the best opening Nah, being good looking, well ripped & a foot long nob!!!" Politely, nope to all three. Someone I find attractive, who I can talk to, who meets my criteria. | |||
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"Marry me" I bet you've had a few proposals? | |||
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"Marry me I bet you've had a few proposals? "I did haha | |||
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"Marry me I bet you've had a few proposals?
I did haha"I've had more on Fab than I've had in real life! So proud | |||
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"Marry me I bet you've had a few proposals?
I did haha
I've had more on Fab than I've had in real life! So proud "Same here, and those were not even from my ex partners | |||
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"Marry me I bet you've had a few proposals?
I did haha
I've had more on Fab than I've had in real life! So proud
Same here, and those were not even from my ex partners " They make me smile | |||
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"Do you know where the library is? Also how do you feel about getting your arsehole tongued and peace"Arsehole tongued IN the library? | |||
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"Do you know where the library is? Also how do you feel about getting your arsehole tongued and peace
Arsehole tongued IN the library? "Absolutely, I know a quiet spot by cook books section  | |||
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"Do you know where the library is? Also how do you feel about getting your arsehole tongued and peace
Arsehole tongued IN the library?
Absolutely, I know a quiet spot by cook books section "I just bet you do! | |||
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"Hi I’m the pool cleaner "And how successful is that? | |||
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"Start the violin.... I've never had a first message from a woman! "  | |||
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"What works for you either receiving or sending? What gets a reply? " None ! | |||
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" this is aQI question, not the Stephen Fry/Sandi Toksvik, but Asite called Quote investigator... Quote Investigator: QI has located no substantive support for crediting the famous poet Alfred Lord Tennyson with this expression. The earliest evidence of a close match found by QI was printed in an advertising section of a Santa Ana, California newspaper on Valentine’s Day in 1985. The section contained messages expressing love, and one item was addressed to Theresa from Steve:[2] IF I HAD A SINGLE FLOWER FOR EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT YOU I WOULD WALK FOREVER IN MY GARDEN. The phrasing of this instance differed somewhat from the most common modern version. For example, this poem referred to “a single flower” instead of “a flower”; also, the position of the word “forever” was shifted. No attribution was listed. In subsequent years, instances of the poem appeared as a Valentine’s Day message in other newspapers. For example, in 1989 the European edition of “The Stars and Stripes” for the U.S. Armed Forces included an item with slightly different phrasing compared to 1985. The word “about” was replaced by “of” and “would” was changed to “could”. Boldface has been added to excerpts:[3] It is my greatest wish to give you all the love you could ever need. If I had a single flower for every time I think of you, I could walk forever in my garden. Happy Valentine’s Day! In 1990 a Valentine’s note was printed in “The Post Standard” of Syracuse, New York. Once again no attribution was provided:[4] If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. My teepee is empty when you are gone In May 1992 an illuminating instance was printed in a Rockmart, Georgia newspaper. The paper described the contents of an annual publication called “The Sting” which was created by the local Middle School. A section of memories included the verse and identified the author as Claudia Adrienne Grandi. This was the earliest ascription known to QI:[5] A special remembrance was given to Joey Watts with a poem which read: “If I had a single flower for every time I think of you, I could walk forever in my garden” written by Claudia Adrienne Grandi. The evocative poems of Grandi have appeared in several collections published by “Blue Mountain Arts” which is a popular greeting card company. QI believes Grandi is the most likely originator of this verse, and Tennyson should not be credited." I've read it through twice and I can't find FAF in there? | |||
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"What works for you either receiving or sending? What gets a reply? None ! "Perhaps you may need to ask for profile advice? | |||
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"‘Madam, pray permit me to compliment you on thy astounding beauty! Verily, seldom hath my eyes feasted upon such a fair maiden as thyself! …..Doth thou fancy’eth a fuck’eth?’ "I have long awaited thy silky words to mine thread! | |||
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"I have written something which might be of interest to this topic https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1255455" I have read and commented! | |||
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"“You brought the yin we brought the big yang. Lets make a big bang, get me rutting wild like a mustang“ Works like a charm every time I have used it" And..how many times have you used it? | |||
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"I once mailed a couple to say that the lady looked like Servalan from Blake’s 7. I’m a child of the eighties and it was meant entirely as a complement." I'm wheezing at that | |||
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"I once mailed a couple to say that the lady looked like Servalan from Blake’s 7. I’m a child of the eighties and it was meant entirely as a complement. I'm wheezing at that "I still have an erection whenever I see a pair of shoulder pads. | |||
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"I was reading the opening lines from some novels. This was the opening line from Lolita. "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins". Too much? "Well that particular line is aimed at a 12 yo so not sure it's the best choice... | |||
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"I once mailed a couple to say that the lady looked like Servalan from Blake’s 7. I’m a child of the eighties and it was meant entirely as a complement. I'm wheezing at that
I still have an erection whenever I see a pair of shoulder pads."Nothing says sexy like Servalan and shoulder pads | |||
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"I was reading the opening lines from some novels. This was the opening line from Lolita. "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins". Too much?
Well that particular line is aimed at a 12 yo so not sure it's the best choice..."Of course not. I did not know that. I was just looking at a list of opening lines from novels. | |||
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"I was reading the opening lines from some novels. This was the opening line from Lolita. "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins". Too much?
Well that particular line is aimed at a 12 yo so not sure it's the best choice...
Of course not. I did not know that. I was just looking at a list of opening lines from novels.
"How about: “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a fab account must be in want of a good cocking.” | |||
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"I was reading the opening lines from some novels. This was the opening line from Lolita. "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins". Too much?
Well that particular line is aimed at a 12 yo so not sure it's the best choice...
Of course not. I did not know that. I was just looking at a list of opening lines from novels.
How about: “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a fab account must be in want of a good cocking.”"Yeah that one works a bit better | |||
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"I was reading the opening lines from some novels. This was the opening line from Lolita. "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins". Too much?
Well that particular line is aimed at a 12 yo so not sure it's the best choice...
Of course not. I did not know that. I was just looking at a list of opening lines from novels.
"And just to add, I just googled after your comment and certainly not something I was aware off and wish there was a button to delete a comment from here but thanks for pointing it out. I should not have just looked at the list of opening lines from novels but check it out first.My apologies as obviously that line is associated with a very controversial novel and I did not know that till now. | |||
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