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How do you know when you're getting old?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This discussion started at a motorbike rally campfire during a rare weekend we weren't all under lockdown. As I am getting old, I can't remember all the comments, but I thought I'd start it off here as it was amusing, to say the least (though I was very very d*unk so just about anything was amusing at that point):
1) It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.
2) You dream of a cup of tea and a slice of cake, not a pint.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you go to the doctor with an issue and he tells you that your problem is common for older people  "
That's if I remembered what I went there for in the first place  |
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You start to value people for their personality and intelligence over their looks.
Marks and Spencer’s clothes start to look good and actually fit you well.
Having a bit of a tummy is fine and your partner agrees.
You are able to laugh at yourself.  |
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Depends, used to be when you start drawing your pension but lots of pensioners can put younger people to shame these days. Its a cliche but it's true - you are as old as you feel - so live your life and forget your age  |
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On your 20th birthday you go clubbing
On your 30th birthday you just go to the pub but stay out late
On your 35th birthday you go to the pub but want to in bed by 11:30 pm
On your 45th birthday you just want to go out for Sunday lunch
Just wanting Sunday lunch shows you are getting old ....lol |
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"On your 20th birthday you go clubbing
On your 30th birthday you just go to the pub but stay out late
On your 35th birthday you go to the pub but want to in bed by 11:30 pm
On your 45th birthday you just want to go out for Sunday lunch
Just wanting Sunday lunch shows you are getting old ....lol"
This is so true ! |
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"Depends, used to be when you start drawing your pension but lots of pensioners can put younger people to shame these days. Its a cliche but it's true - you are as old as you feel - so live your life and forget your age "
16 months and I can draw my pension not like I'm counting down or anything! x |
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"Depends, used to be when you start drawing your pension but lots of pensioners can put younger people to shame these days. Its a cliche but it's true - you are as old as you feel - so live your life and forget your age
16 months and I can draw my pension not like I'm counting down or anything! x"
Well, enjoy. I am sure you worked hard for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The doctor has to finger your arse in a none sexual manner
I wonder how much for them to do it in a sexual manner? "
Well it costs me £80 just for a doctors signature so I imagine pretty pricey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can’t be bothered with people’s random BS!
Patience runs real thin x "
Definitely this
When I was young, I wouldn’t say a word, I’d tolerate bullshit and be a real people pleaser.
Not anymore. I’m quite blunt and my happiness comes first always |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you receive messages from guys and then realise you're probably older than their parents! "
Exactly, I’m telling 30 year olds that they are too young for me! God I’m old |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you start complaining of the dark winter days. Start worrying about clothes for warmth rather than look.
When you start looking at a cars fuel economy rather than top speed or acceleration figures.
When you stop finding people older than you attractive. |
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"On your 20th birthday you go clubbing
On your 30th birthday you just go to the pub but stay out late
On your 35th birthday you go to the pub but want to in bed by 11:30 pm
On your 45th birthday you just want to go out for Sunday lunch
Just wanting Sunday lunch shows you are getting old ....lol"
This made me laugh but I’m the opposite ….
18th I was sober and the parents were d*unk, I put them to bed with a bucket
21st admittedly lasted a month
30th went out for a meal
31st was out for 36 hours, drinking, eating & dancing.
40th went out for lunch but 41st I rolled in at 3am two nights later
49th went for lunch which tuned into a 6am finish, up next day for round two
51st will be similar to 49th
My mates say I’m getting younger as I get older  |
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You're comfortable in your own skin, you appreciate quality and the small pleasures in life, you don't give a twopenny damn what strangers think of you and you have a very finely honed bull shit detector.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You seem to grow hair out of places you’d never seen hair before.
My fucking ears are a nightmare to keep hair free these days."
Thank God I ain't the only one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On your 20th birthday you go clubbing
On your 30th birthday you just go to the pub but stay out late
On your 35th birthday you go to the pub but want to in bed by 11:30 pm
On your 45th birthday you just want to go out for Sunday lunch
Just wanting Sunday lunch shows you are getting old ....lol
This is so true ! "
I want a Sunday lunch all the time lately  |
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"On your 20th birthday you go clubbing
On your 30th birthday you just go to the pub but stay out late
On your 35th birthday you go to the pub but want to in bed by 11:30 pm
On your 45th birthday you just want to go out for Sunday lunch
Just wanting Sunday lunch shows you are getting old ....lol
This made me laugh but I’m the opposite ….
18th I was sober and the parents were d*unk, I put them to bed with a bucket
21st admittedly lasted a month
30th went out for a meal
31st was out for 36 hours, drinking, eating & dancing.
40th went out for lunch but 41st I rolled in at 3am two nights later
49th went for lunch which tuned into a 6am finish, up next day for round two
51st will be similar to 49th
My mates say I’m getting younger as I get older "
Age is nothing but a number  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyesight has gone to seed. I have to use binoculars to read small print these days.  "
So that's why you insist cock pics are of erect and not flaccid penises |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"My eyesight has gone to seed. I have to use binoculars to read small print these days.
So that's why you insist cock pics are of erect and not flaccid penises "
Yes, just be glad I don’t play darts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eyesight has gone to seed. I have to use binoculars to read small print these days.
So that's why you insist cock pics are of erect and not flaccid penises
Yes, just be glad I don’t play darts "
You can't beat a bit of Bully! |
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"This discussion started at a motorbike rally campfire during a rare weekend we weren't all under lockdown. As I am getting old, I can't remember all the comments, but I thought I'd start it off here as it was amusing, to say the least (though I was very very d*unk so just about anything was amusing at that point):
1) It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.
2) You dream of a cup of tea and a slice of cake, not a pint.
Feel free to add your own!"
you start enjoying your life. |
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"Depends, used to be when you start drawing your pension but lots of pensioners can put younger people to shame these days. Its a cliche but it's true - you are as old as you feel - so live your life and forget your age "
Bollocks. I FEEL about 85. Possibly 86. Perhaps I should look into funeral plans. Do you get free pens with them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends, used to be when you start drawing your pension but lots of pensioners can put younger people to shame these days. Its a cliche but it's true - you are as old as you feel - so live your life and forget your age
Bollocks. I FEEL about 85. Possibly 86. Perhaps I should look into funeral plans. Do you get free pens with them? "
Michael Parkinson apparently gives free pens and a folder if you sign up with his crowd. Very fancy.  |
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"When you're discussing dental treatment options and he says "that is what I would recommend for my mum...""
Do NOT .... just Do NOT ......
My dentist said ...... If you were my mum I would say the same.....
I thought he was the only dickhead dentist on the planet ! Now you've got one.
Dentist training school ??? |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
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"When you're discussing dental treatment options and he says "that is what I would recommend for my mum..."
Do NOT .... just Do NOT ......
My dentist said ...... If you were my mum I would say the same.....
I thought he was the only dickhead dentist on the planet ! Now you've got one.
Dentist training school ???"
Yerz... I wanted to punch him in the teeth... Lol |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"When your arm isn’t long enough to read a menu, realisation you need glasses "
My husband laughs at me, I wear glasses for distance (anything over 10/12 inches is distance), when I'm reading I now have to look over the top of my glasses as I don't need reading glasses but my eye can't adjust to reading through my glasses...
Apparently varifocals are in my not too distant future |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"When I have reading glasses in pretty much every room in the house!
Need them to read now,and never know where they are"
I do this too. But still end up using my phone to photograph labels I’m supermarkets so I can then zoom in and read them because I forgot to put glasses in my bag! |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"When I have reading glasses in pretty much every room in the house!
Need them to read now,and never know where they are
I do this too. But still end up using my phone to photograph labels I’m supermarkets so I can then zoom in and read them because I forgot to put glasses in my bag! "
Me too! |
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"This discussion started at a motorbike rally campfire during a rare weekend we weren't all under lockdown. As I am getting old, I can't remember all the comments, but I thought I'd start it off here as it was amusing, to say the least (though I was very very d*unk so just about anything was amusing at that point):
1) It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.
2) You dream of a cup of tea and a slice of cake, not a pint.
Feel free to add your own!"
sorry..i cant hear what you have written...speak up...where ever you are...?? |
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I was in a pub in Leicester on Boxing night, and the young bartender wandered through the pub wearing a chunky knit cardigan, and my first thought was "Cor! That's a nice cardigan".
I stunned myself with that one. |
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"You ask your kids to do things like set the new TV up. If you’re really old you ask them how to use it once it’s set up !
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mine gave me grief when I asked how to use it..I reminded him,,, I taught him how to use a spoon |
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You touch up the side burns with Just for Men, so you don't go unnoticed in supermarkets, and you go to Holland and Barrett for zinc tablets to ensure that seminal fluid production remains at capacity levels for your next intimate encounter. |
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