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over a year ago
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday?
It's Wednesday today."
You're eager, I like that. If you can write the same thing again when tomorrow is today, that would be great. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If I forget to remind you until tonight, after midnight that tomorrow’s Wednesday and it will actually therefore denote Thursday….
Will I be forgiven sir?  "
I take what I can get these days. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bin day!
I hate Tuesday nights because of this!
Why, its not exactly difficult to put a bin out!"
It's difficult for someone that hates rolling a wheelie bin on Tuesdays. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will Jim if I remember but I thought it was Monday today so I'm probably not the best person to ask I am not making promises but I will try just for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday?
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Wednesday? It's m'buffday! 
Just sayin' ..."
I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bin day!
I hate Tuesday nights because of this!
Why, its not exactly difficult to put a bin out!
It's difficult for someone that hates rolling a wheelie bin on Tuesdays."
Very true, being premature is a bad thing! |
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday?
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Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
Just sayin' ...
I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean. "
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I'd rather we rendezvous at your local hotel and order Room Cervix. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday?
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Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
Just sayin' ...
I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean.
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I'd rather we rendezvous at your local hotel and order Room Cervix."
You have no idea how hard that giggle was to contain infront of my mother that is sat opposite. The risk, the danger.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I will Jim if I remember but I thought it was Monday today so I'm probably not the best person to ask I am not making promises but I will try just for you"
Today does have a rather Mondayish feel to it. What are Mondays like in the future? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is it January yet 
This is another question for Outsider.
I only know days of the week.  "
Try messaging everyone that has verified you. One of them is bound to know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will Jim if I remember but I thought it was Monday today so I'm probably not the best person to ask I am not making promises but I will try just for you
Today does have a rather Mondayish feel to it. What are Mondays like in the future?"
So the next 13 Mondays are full of uncertainty because of a new variant called Cumicron which has evolved from cum floating around in the air because tissue prices are increasing.
After that the Mondays don't look so good Jim. I'm afraid to tell you we are all on full lockdown with only 10 minutes of unmasked time a day because we all live in fear of Cumicron. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will Jim if I remember but I thought it was Monday today so I'm probably not the best person to ask I am not making promises but I will try just for you
Today does have a rather Mondayish feel to it. What are Mondays like in the future?
So the next 13 Mondays are full of uncertainty because of a new variant called Cumicron which has evolved from cum floating around in the air because tissue prices are increasing.
After that the Mondays don't look so good Jim. I'm afraid to tell you we are all on full lockdown with only 10 minutes of unmasked time a day because we all live in fear of Cumicron. "
Ten minutes is all I need. |
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday?
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Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
Just sayin' ...
I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean.
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I'd rather we rendezvous at your local hotel and order Room Cervix.
You have no idea how hard that giggle was to contain infront of my mother that is sat opposite. The risk, the danger. "
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I'll say nothing but just take a bow.  |
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By *ickJMan
over a year ago
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It's bin day here today, but normally it's Tuesdays. It doesn't make much difference as the bins live in the front garden.
In my old road, the bins were kept round the back and needed to be put out. Everyone used to wait until the "Binfluencer" who lived opposite out hers out so we knew which colour bin it was this week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday?
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Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
Just sayin' ...
I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean. "
Weirdly this reminded me my MOT is due.
Must take the Vulva in for a Cervix |
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday?
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Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
Just sayin' ...
I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean.
Weirdly this reminded me my MOT is due.
Must take the Vulva in for a Cervix "
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... whilst playing your Urethra Franklin playlist as you drive into the garage? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could someone remind me that it's Wednesday?
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Wednesday? It's m'buffday!
Just sayin' ...
I'm sending you a vulva picture. If you fancy it? The picture that is, not my vulva, but it will be my vulva.... Aaah you know what I mean.
Weirdly this reminded me my MOT is due.
Must take the Vulva in for a Cervix
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... whilst playing your Urethra Franklin playlist as you drive into the garage?"
Respect! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thank you, thank you everyone for letting me know that tomorrow has well and truly arrived, and it's now today. I hope you're all having a wonderful Wednesday. Smileyface |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you been told already. Tis Wednesday Jim. Green bin, bin and gone.
Garden waste? Who does gardening at this time of year?!
No that's brown "
I should think so too. I can't be bothered with the garden between November and april. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday."
We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday.
We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down "
We never bothered with a trampoline for the kids. Stuck then in wellies and dropped them in the bin for a jump about. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday.
We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down "
How do you get into your bin to squish? I've got a blue plastic step for when I have to do the squish. When I'm squishing I like to pretend I'm crushing grapes in France. My rubbish doesn't get collected until Monday that will feel like an actual Monday. What colour is your bin? Then one you squished in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday.
We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down
We never bothered with a trampoline for the kids. Stuck then in wellies and dropped them in the bin for a jump about. "
Makes sense, the trampoline would only get thrown away anyway. When I was a kid my next door neighbour scrapped an old brown Datsun. My mate and me used the brown roof as a trampoline. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday.
We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down
How do you get into your bin to squish? I've got a blue plastic step for when I have to do the squish. When I'm squishing I like to pretend I'm crushing grapes in France. My rubbish doesn't get collected until Monday that will feel like an actual Monday. What colour is your bin? Then one you squished in."
As I'm not very flexible I had to resort to squishing it with my hands. As it was just general rubbish from the loft it wasn't so bad. Imagine if the kitchen bin was ontop and I pierced the bag to have raw chicken juice all over my face?
The bin is black with bright numbers on so no one can steal our bin when they've left theirs out on the road to get naffed. Saying that, we have a rubber door at OUTSIDE the front door for muddy shoes. It's been there for well over 4 years and noone has decided to steal it. On another note, our front garden seems to be a barrier for junk flying down the street, I get frustrated with it until I found a £20 bunched up in the corner of the wall. That was a happy day. I gave it to charity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday.
We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down
We never bothered with a trampoline for the kids. Stuck then in wellies and dropped them in the bin for a jump about.
Makes sense, the trampoline would only get thrown away anyway. When I was a kid my next door neighbour scrapped an old brown Datsun. My mate and me used the brown roof as a trampoline."
What a sweet memory. I bet the old car loved that , being useful still. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday.
We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down
How do you get into your bin to squish? I've got a blue plastic step for when I have to do the squish. When I'm squishing I like to pretend I'm crushing grapes in France. My rubbish doesn't get collected until Monday that will feel like an actual Monday. What colour is your bin? Then one you squished in.
As I'm not very flexible I had to resort to squishing it with my hands. As it was just general rubbish from the loft it wasn't so bad. Imagine if the kitchen bin was ontop and I pierced the bag to have raw chicken juice all over my face?
The bin is black with bright numbers on so no one can steal our bin when they've left theirs out on the road to get naffed. Saying that, we have a rubber door at OUTSIDE the front door for muddy shoes. It's been there for well over 4 years and noone has decided to steal it. On another note, our front garden seems to be a barrier for junk flying down the street, I get frustrated with it until I found a £20 bunched up in the corner of the wall. That was a happy day. I gave it to charity. "
I suppose someone had to say bin juice. But you had to go straight to chicken juice. Dirty. I would say hand squishing isn't going to work, but it works for you.
Nobody steals bins where I live. The bins are stickerless.
You gave the £20 to charity.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like how this thread became a discussion about bins. I could talk about bins all Wednesday.
We had ours emptied today. About time, I thought I'd put the rubbish from the loft in the bin instead of taking it to the tip. Didn't leave quite enough room for the kitchen bin stuff. I was out there earlier in the week trying to squish it all down
We never bothered with a trampoline for the kids. Stuck then in wellies and dropped them in the bin for a jump about.
Makes sense, the trampoline would only get thrown away anyway. When I was a kid my next door neighbour scrapped an old brown Datsun. My mate and me used the brown roof as a trampoline.
What a sweet memory. I bet the old car loved that , being useful still. "
The car loved it, me and my mate loved it. Great day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I suppose someone had to say bin juice. But you had to go straight to chicken juice. Dirty. I would say hand squishing isn't going to work, but it works for you.
Nobody steals bins where I live. The bins are stickerless.
You gave the £20 to charity. "
Chicken juice is worse than bin juice. Our bin gets cleaned regularly thank goodness, imagine crawling in with my marigolds and a bikini? Now that would make page 1 of hot pics. (noted for summertime).
But bins are so fun to burn on the pavement. Surely you've done that before, Jim? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I suppose someone had to say bin juice. But you had to go straight to chicken juice. Dirty. I would say hand squishing isn't going to work, but it works for you.
Nobody steals bins where I live. The bins are stickerless.
You gave the £20 to charity.
Chicken juice is worse than bin juice. Our bin gets cleaned regularly thank goodness, imagine crawling in with my marigolds and a bikini? Now that would make page 1 of hot pics. (noted for summertime).
But bins are so fun to burn on the pavement. Surely you've done that before, Jim?"
I don't have a bin cleaner. I feel like I've just gone down a level in society. I would love to see you on all fours cleaning your bin in July. 
Hahahaha, do you know what. I've never set a wheelie bin alight. |
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I suppose someone had to say bin juice. But you had to go straight to chicken juice. Dirty. I would say hand squishing isn't going to work, but it works for you.
Nobody steals bins where I live. The bins are stickerless.
You gave the £20 to charity.
Chicken juice is worse than bin juice. Our bin gets cleaned regularly thank goodness, imagine crawling in with my marigolds and a bikini? Now that would make page 1 of hot pics. (noted for summertime).
But bins are so fun to burn on the pavement. Surely you've done that before, Jim?
I don't have a bin cleaner. I feel like I've just gone down a level in society. I would love to see you on all fours cleaning your bin in July.
Hahahaha, do you know what. I've never set a wheelie bin alight."
Your summer photo will be me in a bin. You may need to remind me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I suppose someone had to say bin juice. But you had to go straight to chicken juice. Dirty. I would say hand squishing isn't going to work, but it works for you.
Nobody steals bins where I live. The bins are stickerless.
You gave the £20 to charity.
Chicken juice is worse than bin juice. Our bin gets cleaned regularly thank goodness, imagine crawling in with my marigolds and a bikini? Now that would make page 1 of hot pics. (noted for summertime).
But bins are so fun to burn on the pavement. Surely you've done that before, Jim?
I don't have a bin cleaner. I feel like I've just gone down a level in society. I would love to see you on all fours cleaning your bin in July.
Hahahaha, do you know what. I've never set a wheelie bin alight.
Your summer photo will be me in a bin. You may need to remind me. "
Oh, I'll remind you. |
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Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller. |
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller."
We have anxiety about our bins going missing. The bin men manage to leave them in a different fricking postcode sometimes |
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller.
We have anxiety about our bins going missing. The bin men manage to leave them in a different fricking postcode sometimes "
Why don't bin people return the bin to the edge of the drive? They litter the street with wheelie bins. |
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller.
We have anxiety about our bins going missing. The bin men manage to leave them in a different fricking postcode sometimes
Why don't bin people return the bin to the edge of the drive? They litter the street with wheelie bins."
Our bin man puts it back down the side of the house if I give him a cheeky blowjob in advance. Have you offered that? |
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller.
We have anxiety about our bins going missing. The bin men manage to leave them in a different fricking postcode sometimes
Why don't bin people return the bin to the edge of the drive? They litter the street with wheelie bins.
Our bin man puts it back down the side of the house if I give him a cheeky blowjob in advance. Have you offered that? "
I would like for my bin to be put back at the side of my house. |
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller."
Our purple bin had the lid ripped off it while being emptied into the bin lorry. Emailed the council and had a man come round to fit a new lid within about 3 weeks. Not bad service really. Yay for councils  |
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"Does anyone else have bin anxiety? The anxiety of the bin potentially being damaged whilst being picked up and being flung upside down by the wagon. You know when the council replaces the damaged bin, it's gonna be smaller.
Our purple bin had the lid ripped off it while being emptied into the bin lorry. Emailed the council and had a man come round to fit a new lid within about 3 weeks. Not bad service really. Yay for councils "
Yay for City of Wolverhampton Council. |
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