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Sharks are taking over!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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These monsters are taking over, and so they should, they devour things with ease and make a good Jo of it.
Dyson would be mad!
What's your latest purchase or gift that made life easier or performs better than a previous? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tried a Shark & useless, non hair wrap roller had hair wrapped round it within minutes & the suction wasn't all that. I was offered & tried a same make different model & still not happy. Spent the extra money & got myself another Dyson, very happy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hooks. Very simple, but hooks to hang up all the dog leads/harnesses/poo bags/treat bag. It was all originally cluttered over a couple of hooks and frustrating getting the right stuff needed for the different walks we go on.
One thing on each hook, so much easier (easily pleased) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m thinking of getting a Shark after hearing so many good reviews.
Henry will doubtless be mightily peeved at my treachery however."
Henry is a little twat, who likes to fall in his head too much, tell him to fuck off.
Sharks rule |
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"I’m thinking of getting a Shark after hearing so many good reviews.
Henry will doubtless be mightily peeved at my treachery however.
Henry is a little twat, who likes to fall in his head too much, tell him to fuck off.
Sharks rule "
 I was thinking something along these very lines earlier (after he toppled arse over head after getting wedged against my door!) Three wheels is a bad design on the old chap. I demand Henry quads pronto! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dysentery every time. Sharks can stay in the ocean
Dysentery pile of shite!
Obviously Dyson was autocorrected 
I actually searched for the Dysentery make to after your recommendation  "
Thank you for making me LMAO!  |
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"Dysentery every time. Sharks can stay in the ocean
Dysentery pile of shite!
Obviously Dyson was autocorrected "
Is that one that shamPOOS the carpet with a watery substance?! 
*My vom emoji was originally autocorrected to Avon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dysentery every time. Sharks can stay in the ocean
Dysentery pile of shite!
Obviously Dyson was autocorrected
Is that one that shamPOOS the carpet with a watery substance?!
*My vom emoji was originally autocorrected to Avon "
Like the guy who looked up a “dystentry” hoover…. I actually found ads for them hahaha I love a good toilet joke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Team Shark. I even treated myself to the steam mop"
That's my latest purchase. And it's so much better than what I had before.
Which came in rather handy after a bag of flour split all over the kitchen today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sharks are so heavy and clumsy though arent they. Unless I was using an older designed one I wasnt impressed, you would get one arm like popeye shoving the thing around. I did like the light on it though, you feel like a tractor getting in a late summer harvest of dust. Ive only just upgraded to a Henry, and are still in a love affair with him, you can yank him about by his tubes and he follows at your heels willingly, as long as you have no corners that is. I havnt sworn at him barely at all so he must be good. |
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"Sharks are so heavy and clumsy though arent they. Unless I was using an older designed one I wasnt impressed, you would get one arm like popeye shoving the thing around. I did like the light on it though, you feel like a tractor getting in a late summer harvest of dust. Ive only just upgraded to a Henry, and are still in a love affair with him, you can yank him about by his tubes and he follows at your heels willingly, as long as you have no corners that is. I havnt sworn at him barely at all so he must be good. "
I have such a wonderful vision in my mind
My Grandparents had an original Hoover from the beginning of Time. It weighed an actual ton, I'm sure and it blasted your eardrums to shreds  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sharks are so heavy and clumsy though arent they. Unless I was using an older designed one I wasnt impressed, you would get one arm like popeye shoving the thing around. I did like the light on it though, you feel like a tractor getting in a late summer harvest of dust. Ive only just upgraded to a Henry, and are still in a love affair with him, you can yank him about by his tubes and he follows at your heels willingly, as long as you have no corners that is. I havnt sworn at him barely at all so he must be good.
I have such a wonderful vision in my mind
My Grandparents had an original Hoover from the beginning of Time. It weighed an actual ton, I'm sure and it blasted your eardrums to shreds "
And they never suck properly do they these uprights, all that sweating for nothing |
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