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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bad luck that is!
I'm awaiting my third bit of bad luck. Anyone care to enlighten me as to what it could be?
Funnier the better because it's probably wise to tread carefully  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bad luck that is!
I'm awaiting my third bit of bad luck. Anyone care to enlighten me as to what it could be?
Funnier the better because it's probably wise to tread carefully "
I’m arriving in 5 minutes. Sorry, you’ll just have to deal with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You tread on some Lego that’s been left on the floor!!
You slip when getting in the shower and break a bone!!
You think a fart will be silent in a crowded room and it’s loud…then you accidentally follow through!! |
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You will be abducted by aliens and have bizarre sexual experiments performed upon you.
Oh….did I happen to mention that the aliens culprits are a clone race of Jabba The Hutt crossed with Donald Trump lookalikes?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You slip and end up with a live WW2 artillery shell up your jacksie, and need bomb disposal to attend A&E with you!"
Mine is currently big enough to conceal 10  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks all for the giggles 
Back in bed now, someone almost crashed into me earlier because they didn't think to check their mirrors before moving into my lane. Thankfully no damage done or anyone hurt but I wasn't feeling well to start with never mind dealing with that.
Finally got some night time cold and flu tabs and some olbas oil for my pillow so fingers crossed I sleep better tonight.
Welcome to take pity on me, someone to press cold flannels on my head and someone to massage my feet.  |
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"Thanks all for the giggles
Back in bed now, someone almost crashed into me earlier because they didn't think to check their mirrors before moving into my lane. Thankfully no damage done or anyone hurt but I wasn't feeling well to start with never mind dealing with that.
Finally got some night time cold and flu tabs and some olbas oil for my pillow so fingers crossed I sleep better tonight.
Welcome to take pity on me, someone to press cold flannels on my head and someone to massage my feet. "
Sending you positive healing vibes  (It was one at least decent side effect the aliens bestowed upon me after they abducted me so unceremoniously and defiled me in such a most disagreeable manner…) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Sending you positive healing vibes (It was one at least decent side effect the aliens bestowed upon me after they abducted me so unceremoniously and defiled me in such a most disagreeable manner…) "
I'm actually a jabba the hutt lookalike too - that'll be interesting. |
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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago
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know the feeling atm lol. Had puncture on my car tire, isolation due to covid over xmas and now the showers broke too. Roll on payday and been allowed out after new years day lol. it can only get better xT |
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(that’s not a spelling mistake either….) 