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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was thinking about this and then saw a previous post about what catching a guys eye. I'm wondering what catches a ladies eye?
I'm considering updating my profile and pics.
Any suggestions? I'm fully aware of the jokes to follow and happy to have a laugh with this too |
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"Io think it depends on who you want to attract. For me it's Humour. I just checked out a guys page because he had a very dry worry answer in a thread. Once I'm there a nice torso and tease works a treat.
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A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies 
(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My attention is caught by men who show humour and insight on the forum. Photos which are sexy or funny but not graphic. Someone who writes about connection and intimacy instead of "sexy fun" is my kind of person. Not that I am meeting. Theoretically.  |
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"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies
(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)"
Be still my beating minge  |
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"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies
(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)
Be still my beating minge "
 Science never lies, see   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A great upper body pic of a well dressed or shirtless guy that looks well looked after and clean. Not a close up cock pic in sight on the public photos and a great sense of humour in messages |
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"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies
(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)
Be still my beating minge
Science never lies, see "
I go looking in hot pics when I'm desperate. Always come up trumps!  |
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"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies
(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)"
Fanny flutters at the very thought  |
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"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies
(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)
Fanny flutters at the very thought "
Science for the win! - I learnt this sexual trick when I attended a special seminar at Sydney University… |
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"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies
(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)"
I'm dying hahahaha |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"Wow this is helping me know why I do so bad I don’t have sky remote and my toilet and bathroom is clean ffs
Any other tips I will correct myself now lol"
Refer to them as bitches. Bitches like being called bitches. Theres just something about it... bitches. It puts them in their place and reminds them that us non bitches are in charge! |
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Be still my beating minge
I know a Shakespere lover when I see one
What light through yonder toilet breaks? "
Young Falconer, a minge in the hand is worth two in the bush |
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I love humour in a photo!
Failing that, open shirt in monochrome, thighs, base of penis peeking under slightly pulled down pants.
And also love a smile picture! If it’s just a mouth with a big grin I’ll fab it.
If it’s in person, eyes and smile.  |
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"A flaccid penis held over an unclean toilet is scientifically proven to arouse all ladies
(Said arousal is augmented ten fold if you are not wearing trousers but do manage to display the fact that you are still wearing socks in the shot)"
Superb - works for me every time |
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"I love humour in a photo!
Failing that, open shirt in monochrome, thighs, base of penis peeking under slightly pulled down pants.
And also love a smile picture! If it’s just a mouth with a big grin I’ll fab it.
If it’s in person, eyes and smile. "
Love all of that will see what I can do! |
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Whether he can hold my attention is another matter 