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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks Ruby, I'll come if you let me sort the music 
Definitely, do you play an instrument?"
Haha, the pink oboe!! I was thinking more of a playlist, though I can play the trumpet or Harmonica to a decent standard. I think I'd rather spend my time on the bus taking part in the activities, so playlist it is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thanks Ruby, I'll come if you let me sort the music
Definitely, do you play an instrument?
Haha, the pink oboe!! I was thinking more of a playlist, though I can play the trumpet or Harmonica to a decent standard. I think I'd rather spend my time on the bus taking part in the activities, so playlist it is "
A playlist sounds good, I have some good tunes in mind |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please? 
I’ll bring a few bottles of gin from Northern Ireland, some of the best at the minute "
I've heard that....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?
I’ll bring a few bottles of gin from Northern Ireland, some of the best at the minute
I've heard that.... "
The gin or the men? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?
Whatever happens on the whole of the bus stays that way  "
Are you going to take the bumpy road? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you are in the midlands, head to the Black Country and get some orange chips. Highly recommended places to get them are Majors or the Black Country chippy. "
On our way! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?
Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go  "
Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?
Ffs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?
Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go
Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?
Ffs."
I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*puts out detour signs on all the roads around him so no one gets near *
Tough, I don't live life by rules, I'm coming to get you "
Nope it's again covid restrictions to get within 10 miles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )"
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit  "
I'm sure you'll have lots of offers of where to sit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?
I’ll bring a few bottles of gin from Northern Ireland, some of the best at the minute "
Perfect!! |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit
Eh hem. You can sit on me if you want.
Ah you’re all mine Mr B  
Fify. .. MissSJ, sabe some for others "
Of course! Sharing is caring |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit
I'm sure you'll have lots of offers of where to sit "
It’s the offer of a sucky sweet isn’t it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh me please! I’ll bring some sucky sweets. As long as I don’t have to sit on a wheel, it makes me a bit
I'm sure you'll have lots of offers of where to sit
It’s the offer of a sucky sweet isn’t it? "
Yes, just can't resist something sticky and sweet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud? "
Yes, I believe you did |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?
Whatever happens on the whole of the bus stays that way
Are you going to take the bumpy road? "
I reckon it would be more fun don't you,the back country roads are way better than the motorways. I'm a country girl, you've gotta trust me on this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*puts out detour signs on all the roads around him so no one gets near *
Tough, I don't live life by rules, I'm coming to get you
Nope it's again covid restrictions to get within 10 miles "
No it ain't, get ready to climb aboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?
Whatever happens on the whole of the bus stays that way
Are you going to take the bumpy road?
I reckon it would be more fun don't you,the back country roads are way better than the motorways. I'm a country girl, you've gotta trust me on this."
A country girl, I know a song to go with that …
Country girl - Luke Bryan.  your welcome … if you don’t like country music ‘I’m sorry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?
Whatever happens on the whole of the bus stays that way
Are you going to take the bumpy road?
I reckon it would be more fun don't you,the back country roads are way better than the motorways. I'm a country girl, you've gotta trust me on this.
A country girl, I know a song to go with that …
Country girl - Luke Bryan. your welcome … if you don’t like country music ‘I’m sorry "
I thought you were going to say 'Country Roads' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whatever happens on the back seat stays at the back seat right?
Whatever happens on the whole of the bus stays that way
Are you going to take the bumpy road?
I reckon it would be more fun don't you,the back country roads are way better than the motorways. I'm a country girl, you've gotta trust me on this.
A country girl, I know a song to go with that …
Country girl - Luke Bryan. your welcome … if you don’t like country music ‘I’m sorry
I thought you were going to say 'Country Roads'"
Oh yes and that.
“””taaake me hoooome county roooads!””
Where Virginia girl when you need her? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud?
Yes, I believe you did "
Thank fuck somebody did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud?
Yes, I believe you did
Thank fuck somebody did "
You can peel it off for me
Ps. Don’t forget the strap on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud?
Yes, I believe you did
Thank fuck somebody did
You can peel it off for me
Ps. Don’t forget the strap on "
It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud?
Yes, I believe you did
Thank fuck somebody did
You can peel it off for me
Ps. Don’t forget the strap on
It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat "
I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud?
Yes, I believe you did
Thank fuck somebody did
You can peel it off for me
Ps. Don’t forget the strap on
It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat
I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ? "
Hold her still for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud?
Yes, I believe you did
Thank fuck somebody did
You can peel it off for me
Ps. Don’t forget the strap on
It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat
I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?
Hold her still for me"
Over my knee? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?
Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go
Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?
Ffs.
I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway "
That seems a bit far.....
Being a lady is overrated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud?
Yes, I believe you did
Thank fuck somebody did
You can peel it off for me
Ps. Don’t forget the strap on
It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat
I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?
Hold her still for me
Over my knee? "
Ooft  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
Ferry to Ireland please"
We discussed that..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud?
Yes, I believe you did
Thank fuck somebody did
You can peel it off for me
Ps. Don’t forget the strap on
It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat
I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?
Hold her still for me
Over my knee? "
Fuck yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud?
Yes, I believe you did
Thank fuck somebody did
You can peel it off for me
Ps. Don’t forget the strap on
It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat
I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?
Hold her still for me
Over my knee?
Fuck yes!"
That was I meant, but I could only get ooft out, for all the dribble |
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"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
Ferry to Ireland please
We discussed that..... "
I'm behind the curve |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
Posh has made it very clear there will be a pickup
Ferry to Ireland please
We discussed that..... "
Posh is absolutely determined to pick up in Ireland |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m bringing Nutella, the contents of my lingerie drawer and some cards for strip poker (I can’t play poker )
Just strip then…
*did I just say that out loud?
Yes, I believe you did
Thank fuck somebody did
You can peel it off for me
Ps. Don’t forget the strap on
It's in my bag already, bend over the back seat
I’m still on the back seat… can I watch ?
Hold her still for me
Over my knee?
Fuck yes!
That was I meant, but I could only get ooft out, for all the dribble "
Well there’s an image I can live with
Might need to pull over , I think I need a wee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?
Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go
Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?
Ffs.
I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway
That seems a bit far.....
Being a lady is overrated "
.well I have to at least try,a lady in the street and all that |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?
Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go
Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?
Ffs.
I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway
That seems a bit far.....
Being a lady is overrated .well I have to at least try,a lady in the street and all that "
But...... we will be on a bus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
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What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
Ferry to Ireland please"
Get your bag packed, we're heading straight for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?
Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go
Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?
Ffs.
I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway
That seems a bit far.....
Being a lady is overrated .well I have to at least try,a lady in the street and all that
But...... we will be on a bus! "
Ah yeah, in that case, straight to slut mode |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough"
Oooh... there won't be much sleeping on this bus lad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough"
There'll be no time for sleep,sleep is overated |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Yes! Can we pop over to Belfast on the ferry please?
Yes, yes YES, just don't be whipping your knickers off just yet,we've a few miles to go
Knickers? I thought we agreed no knickers on this bus?
Ffs.
I was trying to be a lady, for the first 5 miles anyway
That seems a bit far.....
Being a lady is overrated .well I have to at least try,a lady in the street and all that
But...... we will be on a bus!
Ah yeah, in that case, straight to slut mode "
Oooooooh. I can do that!
I read the other thread so I know how..... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough
Oooh... there won't be much sleeping on this bus lad "
Promises promises.
I'm sure we can be quiet so people can sleep if they want |
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"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
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Im in if I can drive the bus whilst you sit on my lap? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough
Oooh... there won't be much sleeping on this bus lad "
I’m sure there will be enough around me to keep me entertained and awake for the entire ride… I mean trip |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
What’s the sleeping arrangement for the bus? Checking into hotels at every city we stop at and rent the entire floor? Not sure I could manage sleeping rough
Oooh... there won't be much sleeping on this bus lad
I’m sure there will be enough around me to keep me entertained and awake for the entire ride… I mean trip "
Safe to say  - bring plenty of energy drinks!
Need to stay hydrated... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sign me up…. What do I need to bring that already hasn’t been provided
Condoms may be wise"
Any preference I’ll bring my trojans … but anyone else want anything different |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
Im in if I can drive the bus whilst you sit on my lap? "
We already have a driver,I can sit on your lap in that seat just over there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
Im in if I can drive the bus whilst you sit on my lap?
We already have a driver,I can sit on your lap in that seat just over there"
Are there not many seats on this bus |
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"I'm hiring a bus and I'm heading the whole length and breadth of the country.
There will be food, drink and shenanigans of any sort you fancy.
Who wants to climb aboard?
Im in if I can drive the bus whilst you sit on my lap?
We already have a driver,I can sit on your lap in that seat just over there"
Woohoo  |
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