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Ladies I have a very messed up question for you...well, sort of
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
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And feel free to ignore it if you think it's dumb  , but for those who do have the courage to answer it, please be honest 
So would you rather choose (sexually speaking) a man that has the most gorgeous and handsome of faces you have ever seen, but has no penis...or a man that has no face, but a devine perfect penis that gives you the best and most intense orgasm you could ever experience, every time you have sex with him. Also their personalities, height and bodies are the same, and to throw a curve ball...the handsome face guy has a very large tounge  , but the other guy communicates telepathically and can read your mind when it comes to sex (so he knows exactly what you want and need) :D
I know stupid and messed up question...this is what happens when my philosophical friends and I have a drink. |
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"Has no face? As in no eyes,nose mouth etc?
Yes 
He wouldn't be able to talk, so has to be face for me.
He communicates telepathically "
Voice is an important part of attraction to me, silent sex wouldn't be mind-blowing for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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attraction is key if no attraction then no first move to see if we click ... i would not go with a guy with no sexual attraction ... no matter how nice his cock is .... |
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"Has no face? As in no eyes,nose mouth etc? "
Perfect, get him tattoed with the face of someone I fancy.
I'm struggling to see a downside here. The whole telepathy thing will probably send him insane before long (heaven help anyone wandering through my head) but he wouldn't have a mouth so wouldn't be able to complain.
Hang on though... If he's got no eyes he's never going to be able to pee into the toilet. That's a down side.
Does he need to pee OP? Actually, if he has no mouth he couldn't eat or drink, so maybe it's not an issue. OP, does telepathy cock bloke have an arsehole if he's got no digestive system? It would be so weird if he didn'thave an arse but why have one if it's not necessary?
Oh, plus side though, if he has no mouth or nose he wouldn't be breathing right in my face when I'm trying to get to sleep. Bonus.
Although if he doesn't breathe is he suffocating? How is he alive? |
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"And feel free to ignore it if you think it's dumb , but for those who do have the courage to answer it, please be honest
So would you rather choose (sexually speaking) a man that has the most gorgeous and handsome of faces you have ever seen, but has no penis...or a man that has no face, but a devine perfect penis that gives you the best and most intense orgasm you could ever experience, every time you have sex with him. Also their personalities, height and bodies are the same, and to throw a curve ball...the handsome face guy has a very large tounge , but the other guy communicates telepathically and can read your mind when it comes to sex (so he knows exactly what you want and need) :D
I know stupid and messed up question...this is what happens when my philosophical friends and I have a drink."
The handsome man. I don't want to get intimate with someone I don't find appealing.
No penis doesn't bother me - I've never cum through penile penetration - and kissing is so underrated. Not sure tongue size would have any bearing on the decision. |
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"Has no face? As in no eyes,nose mouth etc?
Yes
He wouldn't be able to talk, so has to be face for me.
He communicates telepathically
Voice is an important part of attraction to me, silent sex wouldn't be mind-blowing for me.
He communicates telephonically so you would hear him in your head, just not in a normal way... and yes in your head He sounds exactly as you want him to sound "
Nope you won't convince me, plus I like facial expressions and all that. I can't imagine fucking someone without a face. Missing out on that lustful look in their eyes nope no. |
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"Has no face? As in no eyes,nose mouth etc?
Perfect, get him tattoed with the face of someone I fancy.
I'm struggling to see a downside here. The whole telepathy thing will probably send him insane before long (heaven help anyone wandering through my head) but he wouldn't have a mouth so wouldn't be able to complain.
Hang on though... If he's got no eyes he's never going to be able to pee into the toilet. That's a down side.
Does he need to pee OP? Actually, if he has no mouth he couldn't eat or drink, so maybe it's not an issue. OP, does telepathy cock bloke have an arsehole if he's got no digestive system? It would be so weird if he didn'thave an arse but why have one if it's not necessary?
Oh, plus side though, if he has no mouth or nose he wouldn't be breathing right in my face when I'm trying to get to sleep. Bonus.
Although if he doesn't breathe is he suffocating? How is he alive?"
Oh another advantage no bloody snoring!! |
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
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"Has no face? As in no eyes,nose mouth etc?
Perfect, get him tattoed with the face of someone I fancy.
I'm struggling to see a downside here. The whole telepathy thing will probably send him insane before long (heaven help anyone wandering through my head) but he wouldn't have a mouth so wouldn't be able to complain.
Hang on though... If he's got no eyes he's never going to be able to pee into the toilet. That's a down side.
Does he need to pee OP? Actually, if he has no mouth he couldn't eat or drink, so maybe it's not an issue. OP, does telepathy cock bloke have an arsehole if he's got no digestive system? It would be so weird if he didn'thave an arse but why have one if it's not necessary?
Oh, plus side though, if he has no mouth or nose he wouldn't be breathing right in my face when I'm trying to get to sleep. Bonus.
Although if he doesn't breathe is he suffocating? How is he alive?"
He wouldn't have a but hole no...but he would have some nice ass cheeks  ...perfect glutes |
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Hmmm….I for one always thought that Slender Man was rather handsome (and certainly immaculate in his dress sense).
As regards his penile length, I sadly know not but based upon his height….well….if he corners me in the woods when I’m next out walking my pooch and in the interests of science, I’ll be sure to pull down his strides, have a ganders and report back  |
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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago
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"If he doesn’t have any facial features, how would he eat or drink ? He’d die of thirst and starvation surely !"
He only needs vitamin D to survive...absorbing sun rays through skin and converting them to vitamin D. He would also absorb the necessary water through the skin as well |
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"Has no face? As in no eyes,nose mouth etc?
Perfect, get him tattoed with the face of someone I fancy.
I'm struggling to see a downside here. The whole telepathy thing will probably send him insane before long (heaven help anyone wandering through my head) but he wouldn't have a mouth so wouldn't be able to complain.
Hang on though... If he's got no eyes he's never going to be able to pee into the toilet. That's a down side.
Does he need to pee OP? Actually, if he has no mouth he couldn't eat or drink, so maybe it's not an issue. OP, does telepathy cock bloke have an arsehole if he's got no digestive system? It would be so weird if he didn'thave an arse but why have one if it's not necessary?
Oh, plus side though, if he has no mouth or nose he wouldn't be breathing right in my face when I'm trying to get to sleep. Bonus.
Although if he doesn't breathe is he suffocating? How is he alive?
Oh another advantage no bloody snoring!! "
And he wouldn't be able to hear my genteel foghorn snores either. Happy days!
Plus when I think about the bloke with the oversized tongue I just keep thinking of Jamie Oliver and that's not in any way appealing. Would have to be penis telepath. |
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I'd have the guy with the face, I'd hate my mind to be read and I'd also not like there being no kissing, no eye contact and those knowing looks. Eye contact is too important, well for me at least. |
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"Has no face? As in no eyes,nose mouth etc?
Perfect, get him tattoed with the face of someone I fancy.
I'm struggling to see a downside here. The whole telepathy thing will probably send him insane before long (heaven help anyone wandering through my head) but he wouldn't have a mouth so wouldn't be able to complain.
Hang on though... If he's got no eyes he's never going to be able to pee into the toilet. That's a down side.
Does he need to pee OP? Actually, if he has no mouth he couldn't eat or drink, so maybe it's not an issue. OP, does telepathy cock bloke have an arsehole if he's got no digestive system? It would be so weird if he didn'thave an arse but why have one if it's not necessary?
Oh, plus side though, if he has no mouth or nose he wouldn't be breathing right in my face when I'm trying to get to sleep. Bonus.
Although if he doesn't breathe is he suffocating? How is he alive?
Oh another advantage no bloody snoring!!
And he wouldn't be able to hear my genteel foghorn snores either. Happy days!
Plus when I think about the bloke with the oversized tongue I just keep thinking of Jamie Oliver and that's not in any way appealing. Would have to be penis telepath. "
If he doesn't have hair on his head or becomes bald, won't his whole head look well kind of phallic |
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"Has no face? As in no eyes,nose mouth etc?
Perfect, get him tattoed with the face of someone I fancy.
I'm struggling to see a downside here. The whole telepathy thing will probably send him insane before long (heaven help anyone wandering through my head) but he wouldn't have a mouth so wouldn't be able to complain.
Hang on though... If he's got no eyes he's never going to be able to pee into the toilet. That's a down side.
Does he need to pee OP? Actually, if he has no mouth he couldn't eat or drink, so maybe it's not an issue. OP, does telepathy cock bloke have an arsehole if he's got no digestive system? It would be so weird if he didn'thave an arse but why have one if it's not necessary?
Oh, plus side though, if he has no mouth or nose he wouldn't be breathing right in my face when I'm trying to get to sleep. Bonus.
Although if he doesn't breathe is he suffocating? How is he alive?
Oh another advantage no bloody snoring!!
And he wouldn't be able to hear my genteel foghorn snores either. Happy days!
Plus when I think about the bloke with the oversized tongue I just keep thinking of Jamie Oliver and that's not in any way appealing. Would have to be penis telepath.
If he doesn't have hair on his head or becomes bald, won't his whole head look well kind of phallic "
There are worse things than looking a bit of a cock.
Not if he's tattoed into a hottie though, then it won't be an issue.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If he has no face, how does he joke and show the good personality? That's the bit I'd miss most I think.
Telepathically "
Yeah that's creepy and not very sociable, so I'm defo going for Mr No Dick. |
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