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Now That’s What I Call Banal Bullshit

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My earnest quest continues to post the most mundane thread ever to grace this forum and by Jove! - I think the title is mine for the taking tonight!

Good folks…….how often do you clean your skirting boards?

I should be knighted for my highly intelligent contributions to this forum, yes?

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan over a year ago

North Norfolk

Usually de dust them with the hoover brush attachment every time I hoover and spot clean when necessary. Never really thought about it before to be fair.

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By *ecretlivesCouple over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Get you... Skirting boards indeed. You'll be boasting about your dado and your archi-bleedin-trave next.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every week and I hoover it up. Nothing more satisfying than seeing the layer of dust disappear. That's right, I said NOTHING!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Get you... Skirting boards indeed. You'll be boasting about your dado and your archi-bleedin-trave next.

I was going to do a thread about coving and the satisfaction of using a chalk line to align them but thought it was a bit too extreme

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hoover every other day but do the skirting and cornices once a week with the cordless jobby

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

How about:-

"How many squirts of Mr Sheen do you apply to your mirror?"

No, not you Op - generalised question to everyone.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

every time I hoover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tbh I also hoover my door mouldings at the same time and my picture frames .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*backs quietly out of the somewhat undusted door

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Feather duster once a week, wash down once every 6 months.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*backs quietly out of the somewhat undusted door

I too dust them once it looks like I’ve got flock wallpaper.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Looking at mine now and thinking to myself…..I really need to train my pooch to lick them

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By *ecretlivesCouple over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Get you... Skirting boards indeed. You'll be boasting about your dado and your archi-bleedin-trave next.

I was going to do a thread about coving and the satisfaction of using a chalk line to align them but thought it was a bit too extreme

Hard core! Clearly you are a man who took the B from banal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No idea, i leave it to the staff!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I don’t clean them, my mother does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holy shit, next you’ll be talking ‘gunk in the washing machine drawer!’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Skirting boards? Once every year maybe. Housework has got to be the most awful chore ever invented

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*backs quietly out of the somewhat undusted door

Fully support this attitude towards dust

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*backs quietly out of the somewhat undusted door

Fully support this attitude towards dust"

Yay

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Cool thread

Mine are vacuumed occasionally and washed down with a wet cloth on an approximately bi-decade basis.

Basically if I notice them looking grubby it means I should have cleaned them years ago. Luckily my kids are young enough to consider cleaning a fun game so they can be set the challenge of making it all sparkling

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By *iddlesticksMan 34 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

This thread is so dull that on such a grey wet day it should be like the skirting boards, dusted off.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 34 weeks ago

somewhere

All my boards need painting they are all cracked from the previous tenants excellent paint job before we moved in, ok it's been 3 years and we still have got round to it, so I don't really do them.

I hoover the edges on a monthly basis or as an when I notice a build up, I do the bathroom boards bi weekly though as that is the only room I have decorated fully and want to keep it nice lol

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