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"50k? I'm in 
Selling, obvs 
What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency? 
I think it's different flavours.
Not that I'd know  "
Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian  |
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"50k? I'm in
Selling, obvs
What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency?
I think it's different flavours.
Not that I'd know
You have tried haven't you???"
May have order the brussels sprouts edition.
Only because it's xmas though. |
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I saw this yesterday.. Apparently those jars of fart are selling for 1,400 AUD. Who in their right mind spends any kind of money buying a fucking fart in a jar? |
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"50k? I'm in
Selling, obvs
What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency?
I think it's different flavours.
Not that I'd know
Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian "
I definitely ordered a vegan one.
100%    |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"50k? I'm in
Selling, obvs
What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency?
I think it's different flavours.
Not that I'd know
Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian "
No shes a doctor also |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"I saw this yesterday.. Apparently those jars of fart are selling for 1,400 AUD. Who in their right mind spends any kind of money buying a fucking fart in a jar? "
you
Get fart shopping |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"50k? I'm in
Selling, obvs
What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency?
I think it's different flavours.
Not that I'd know
You have tried haven't you???
May have order the brussels sprouts edition.
Only because it's xmas though."
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"50k? I'm in
Selling, obvs
What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency?
I think it's different flavours.
Not that I'd know
Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian
No shes a doctor also "
That's good to know, that would be way too much hassle
Think it would be a nice touch to write what you had to eat though  |
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"50k? I'm in
Selling, obvs
What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency?
I think it's different flavours.
Not that I'd know
Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian
I definitely ordered a vegan one.
100% "
Maybe it’s like a vape - different flavours? Does it still make a sound when you open the jar? If it does then it’s definitely worth the money!!! |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"50k? I'm in
Selling, obvs
What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency?
I think it's different flavours.
Not that I'd know
Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian
No shes a doctor also
That's good to know, that would be way too much hassle
Think it would be a nice touch to write what you had to eat though "
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Hang on a sec, just getting some jars ready
You will need 50 jars x
If I'm making 1k a jar I think I can afford them
Oh your selling
If I thought people would buy them I wouldn't think twice "
Try xx |
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"50k? I'm in
Selling, obvs
What do you charge by, audible volume, duration or potency?
I think it's different flavours.
Not that I'd know
Do you have to disclose if you've had nuts or meat? They might have allergy or be a vegetarian
I definitely ordered a vegan one.
100%
Maybe it’s like a vape - different flavours? Does it still make a sound when you open the jar? If it does then it’s definitely worth the money!!! "
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear.
Shes not farting butterflies
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I see you're inexperienced in these matters. It's quite a skilled position. |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear.
Shes not farting butterflies
I see you're inexperienced in these matters. It's quite a skilled position."
I don't fart
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear.
Shes not farting butterflies
Bricks? "
Hence the safety gear.
Accidents happen. |
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"Hang on a sec, just getting some jars ready
You will need 50 jars x
If I'm making 1k a jar I think I can afford them
Oh your selling
If I thought people would buy them I wouldn't think twice
Try xx"
I think I might |
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Not the first time I've heard of farts being a marketable commodity. I actually know of a merchant seaman paying off in Dundee, and the first thing that he needed was a woman. So he promptly acquired himself a pavement hostess, whilst she rode astride him, she let out a good rip, rap roarer and arsehole tearer, and emphatically told him, "I farted on your balls, now you need to give me more money!" |
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"I wonder if the person that has to catch them needs to wear any safety gear.
Shes not farting butterflies
I see you're inexperienced in these matters. It's quite a skilled position.
I don't fart
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I'll do you a Christmas special and I'll add a burp |
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"And here I am giving them away for free. What a wally.
Like the saying goes "there's no such thing as a free fart""
I'm gifting my farts to the world. I'm quite surprised my charitable endeavours haven't earned me a damehood yet, because I've gifted a LOT of farts to the world. Based on what seems to be the going rate for a fart I'm pretty sure I've donated over a million quid's worth. Screw Captain Tom and his garden laps, I'm farting my heart out here for the good of mankind. |
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"And here I am giving them away for free. What a wally.
Like the saying goes "there's no such thing as a free fart"
I'm gifting my farts to the world. I'm quite surprised my charitable endeavours haven't earned me a damehood yet, because I've gifted a LOT of farts to the world. Based on what seems to be the going rate for a fart I'm pretty sure I've donated over a million quid's worth. Screw Captain Tom and his garden laps, I'm farting my heart out here for the good of mankind."
You ought to harness your talent and heat pensioners homes for free. |
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Risky strategy. It could go wrong and I find myself dragged under in a case of victim turns attacker. |
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I remember my parents having a record by a 1960s singer called Donovan. The song that was played on the old auto change record player was called, "Catch the wind" I don't suppose that while Donovan was singing those words that he thought that it was possible to do just that. |
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"Once I had a love and it was a gas. Soon turned out had a fart of glass."
"to fart in glass" shurely?
Debbie Harry's farts circa 1980 are still traded, though Christies stopped when testing showed it was mainly Chris Stein's semen.  |
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"Once I had a love and it was a gas. Soon turned out had a fart of glass.
"to fart in glass" shurely?
Debbie Harry's farts circa 1980 are still traded, though Christies stopped when testing showed it was mainly Chris Stein's semen. "
Poetic liscence. |
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"I wonder if there's a market for belly button fluff?
My hairy chest is a bloomin magnet for the stuff.
That's all very well, but what about guff?"
No comment. I'm a mature & sophisticated gentleman (cough)  |
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