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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

May as well seeing as them lot have buggered off somewhere

Love and Pints

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I sneak in with my cocks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can do the catering….

Might provide the entertainment too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always up for pints. Especially as these women are coming too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

I’m more bloke than bird… can I come?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m definitely in on this. Are we allowed to be as manly af?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I’ll just pop along up keep and eye on proceedings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m more bloke than bird… can I come?!?

This is cause you want to put things in holes

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

Tits

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By *otmyrealname99Man over a year ago

Manchester

Who's getting the shots in?

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Can I sneak in with my cocks? "

See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I’m done with the all woman orgy count me in for shots and beerpong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m definitely in on this. Are we allowed to be as manly af?

Yes. We can only talk about changing water pumps on boilers and stuff like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I sneak in with my cocks?

See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!!

Very close. It was actually a T-Shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad

Only if I’m at the end of the train

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad

Only if I’m at the end of the train

Which end?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I sneak in with my cocks?

See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!!

Such a pervert.

It's just that tshirt you saw haha

Hold on a second.. you mean like a scalping collection done by Native Americans?!

but made of cocks?!

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"I’m more bloke than bird… can I come?!?

This is cause you want to put things in holes

I just like to make you nervous

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Can I sneak in with my cocks?

See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!!

Such a pervert.

It's just that tshirt you saw haha

Hold on a second.. you mean like a scalping collection done by Native Americans?!

but made of cocks?!

See in my weird arse brain it's like a fake fur coat covered in dildos. And yes I am a pervert.

Hmm though this gathering would make a good place to gather cocks to scalp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad

Only if I’m at the end of the train

Which end?

The end, end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad

Only if I’m at the end of the train

Which end?

The end, end

So the front then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m more bloke than bird… can I come?!?

This is cause you want to put things in holes

I just like to make you nervous

What? Like I was on Saturday when I was being accosted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I sneak in with my cocks?

See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!!

Such a pervert.

It's just that tshirt you saw haha

Hold on a second.. you mean like a scalping collection done by Native Americans?!

but made of cocks?!

See in my weird arse brain it's like a fake fur coat covered in dildos. And yes I am a pervert.

Hmm though this gathering would make a good place to gather cocks to scalp

See I am more sinister than pervert it turns out

And yes I could easily find few candidates

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men "

Well in that case you’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men

Well in that case you’re welcome

Yay, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad

Only if I’m at the end of the train

Which end?

The end, end

So the front then

Nooooooooooooo

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"I’m more bloke than bird… can I come?!?

This is cause you want to put things in holes

I just like to make you nervous

What? Like I was on Saturday when I was being accosted

You love that shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad

Only if I’m at the end of the train

Which end?

The end, end

So the front then

Nooooooooooooo

Did i mention the train comnects at both ends?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men

Well in that case you’re welcome

My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Can I sneak in with my cocks?

See now my obscure brain imagined you in a coat covered in cocks. And I'm not even drinking!!!

Such a pervert.

It's just that tshirt you saw haha

Hold on a second.. you mean like a scalping collection done by Native Americans?!

but made of cocks?!

See in my weird arse brain it's like a fake fur coat covered in dildos. And yes I am a pervert.

Hmm though this gathering would make a good place to gather cocks to scalp

See I am more sinister than pervert it turns out

And yes I could easily find few candidates

Clearly remind me never to cross you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men

Well in that case you’re welcome

My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy

Good, I’m hungry

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Aye! Count me in on this most righteous venture

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m more bloke than bird… can I come?!?

This is cause you want to put things in holes

I just like to make you nervous

What? Like I was on Saturday when I was being accosted

You love that shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pub sesh? I was hoping for an all male orgy... sad

Only if I’m at the end of the train

Which end?

The end, end

So the front then

Nooooooooooooo

Did i mention the train comnects at both ends?

Can I get off now please

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

Did someone say pub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men

Well in that case you’re welcome

My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy

I know your game Rachael

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men

Well in that case you’re welcome

My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy

I know your game Rachael

I just like doing the catering…..

And men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll drink to the boozy bloke session.

Can we do shots and then climb the sunshine mountain?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same "

I'll stay home with my wine then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same "

That’s fighting talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men

Well in that case you’re welcome

My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy

I know your game Rachael

I just like doing the catering…..

And men

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ll drink to the boozy bloke session.

Can we do shots and then climb the sunshine mountain?"

That’s who can piss furthest up the wall, right? I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same

That’s fighting talk

There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of women on this thread. It’s becoming obvious now they just can’t keep away from us men folk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men

Well in that case you’re welcome

My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy

I know your game Rachael

I just like doing the catering…..

And men

Perhaps I might just go be a pillow princess with the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll drink to the boozy bloke session.

Can we do shots and then climb the sunshine mountain?

That’s who can piss furthest up the wall, right? I’m in!

Something like that… just drink your shots and follow my lead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll drink to the boozy bloke session.

Can we do shots and then climb the sunshine mountain?

That’s who can piss furthest up the wall, right? I’m in!

Something like that… just drink your shots and follow my lead

This sounds so wrong, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shots before 7 sounds like a 2 day hangover is coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll drink to the boozy bloke session.

Can we do shots and then climb the sunshine mountain?

That’s who can piss furthest up the wall, right? I’m in!

I’ll need to get some blood in it first

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same

That’s fighting talk

There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of women on this thread. It’s becoming obvious now they just can’t keep away from us men folk

They’ll be along soon when their boring FFFFFFFFFFFFFF orgy ends

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men

Well in that case you’re welcome

My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy

I know your game Rachael

I just like doing the catering…..

And men

Perhaps I might just go be a pillow princess with the ladies.

Never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? "

Can you do bottomless too?

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Too many ladies at this lads night out for me,they’ll only end up talking about sex and stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men

Well in that case you’re welcome

My offer was ignored so I’ll get back to the ladies orgy

I know your game Rachael

I just like doing the catering…..

And men

Perhaps I might just go be a pillow princess with the ladies.

Never

I can lie back and think of penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? "

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Topless waitress

Bottomless waitress

Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question

Will there be garlic bread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress? "

No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shots before 7 sounds like a 2 day hangover is coming

Bless, he’s still young. Wait till you’re in your mid 40’s and they last 3 days after just sniffing the barmaids apron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Add a woman to this powder keg of manliness and it will go of

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

can we come?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All bi orgy post is a go for those greedy folk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me please

You can’t have vargine and knob on the same night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress?

No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that

So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress?

Can you do bottomless too?"

It's the Festive season so some tinsel will be worn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress?

No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that

So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then...."

And standing next to each other with erections seeing who can piss highest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Topless waitress

Bottomless waitress

Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question

Will there be garlic bread?

I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Topless waitress

Bottomless waitress

Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question

Will there be garlic bread?

I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs "

Awesome! A full bosom platter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got bigger balls than the lot of you

(best go get them checked)

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

Real Ales on tap and that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please can I come, just to ensure you all get home safe at the end of the night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I pour a good pint I give great head. Pun fully intended.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress?

No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that

So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then...."

No, proper bitter from proper pint glasses with the handles on them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will bring the darts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress?

No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that

So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then....

And standing next to each other with erections seeing who can piss highest

And playing ghostbusters trying not to cross the streams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be the female entertainment, pretty please? Completely free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me please

You can’t have vargine and knob on the same night

Why not ? You do ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same

That’s fighting talk

There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of women on this thread. It’s becoming obvious now they just can’t keep away from us men folk

Have you not seen the ladies only thread . I think they are more than happy not to have us around

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I be the female entertainment, pretty please? Completely free.

No, it’s forbidden in this social club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be the female entertainment, pretty please? Completely free.

No, it’s forbidden in this social club

OK, I'll wait round the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me please

You can’t have vargine and knob on the same night

Why not ? You do ?

you’re barred

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Where's the gin?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im not coming if any ladies turn up to a lads night out . Just not the same

That’s fighting talk

There does seem to be a disproportionate amount of women on this thread. It’s becoming obvious now they just can’t keep away from us men folk

Have you not seen the ladies only thread . I think they are more than happy not to have us around "

Sssshhhh don’t tell them but I’m going to sneak in later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress?

No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that

So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then....

No, proper bitter from proper pint glasses with the handles on them

So in the real world those beer glasses with proper handles on as you call them are actually called Beer Tankards...ha ha ha

Beer pint glasses with handles on, what are you like! Ha

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By *enhamhoopMan over a year ago

Denham

Is the Football on yet

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of the infamous, Spirytus Vodka.

Who’s game?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress?

No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that

So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then....

And standing next to each other with erections seeing who can piss highest

And playing ghostbusters trying not to cross the streams

I've always wondered , who holds who's willy?

Do you hold the person on your lefts knob or is it the person on the right?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Men

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of the infamous, Spirytus Vodka.

Who’s game? "

Fuck it, I’m in, tis the season to be tipsy after all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds hot. I’m in.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

This is more me, count me in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Up for a pint

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of my infamous, jizzy potato water Vodka.

Who’s game? "

Still no

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of the infamous, Spirytus Vodka.

Who’s game?

Fuck it, I’m in, tis the season to be tipsy after all!"

Amen!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of my infamous, jizzy potato water Vodka.

Who’s game?

Still no"

I distilled it specially in my twin barrels….

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of my infamous, jizzy potato water Vodka.

Who’s game?

Still no

I distilled it specially in my twin barrels….

Oh ok then saying its you xxx

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of my infamous, jizzy potato water Vodka.

Who’s game?

Still no

I distilled it specially in my twin barrels….

Oh ok then saying its you xxx"

That’s the spirit

xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Great news! I’ve managed to procure a few bottles of my infamous, jizzy potato water Vodka.

Who’s game?

Still no

I distilled it specially in my twin barrels….

Oh ok then saying its you xxx

That’s the spirit

xxx"

Xxx

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

I’m just going to keep saying tits until someone sends me some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m just going to keep saying tits until someone sends me some

Good luck with that one,most people say please at least....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m just going to keep saying tits until someone sends me some

Good luck with that one,most people say please at least...."

Please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s getting the drinks in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s getting the drinks in? "

Babychams all round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s getting the drinks in? "

Yes woody… I’m fixing you up with a snowball

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s getting the drinks in?

Babychams all round "

A long long time ago, I arranged something like this (a bloods social) and with the half a dozen that said they would turn up, zero did. All made excuses a few days before. Rather sad I thought, it would have been a blast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s getting the drinks in? "

I'll grab them for you. I won't remember what you've asked for so you're all getting jägerbombs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s getting the drinks in?

Babychams all round

You know why don't you?

That can of squirty cream has been down your pants for so long it must be well out of date by now!!

The smell would be bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s getting the drinks in?

Babychams all round

You know why don't you?

That can of squirty cream has been down your pants for so long it must be well out of date by now!!

The smell would be bad

Fresh every day like a milkman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where's the gin?

LvM"

I thought you’re more a Jagerbomb kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I offer my services as a Topless Waitress?

No. This is a blokey bloke pub that serves mild and shit like that

So the real truth is you're all drinking Babycham then....

No, proper bitter from proper pint glasses with the handles on them

So in the real world those beer glasses with proper handles on as you call them are actually called Beer Tankards...ha ha ha

Beer pint glasses with handles on, what are you like! Ha "

Yes, beer tanks with handles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is more me, count me in

Why does this not surprise me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m certainly in but only if The Bearded Guy is coming along also!!

I can own him at pool as well as in the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m certainly in but only if The Bearded Guy is coming along also!!

I can own him at pool as well as in the forums

You don’t own me anywhere my friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m certainly in but only if The Bearded Guy is coming along also!!

I can own him at pool as well as in the forums

You don’t own me anywhere my friend

Challenge accepted mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!!

Vicious circle that. You can’t drink beer without them then they make you thirsty so you drink more beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!!

One of my friends found a scratching with a whole nipple the other day

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"This is more me, count me in

Why does this not surprise me

Drink, pub, men, banter and laughter - where else would I be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!!

One of my friends found a scratching with a whole nipple the other day

Let’s not go to that pub then lads

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Me please

^ She's allowed

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Did someone say pub?

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By *LiamMan over a year ago

Midlands

I'm in this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!!

One of my friends found a scratching with a whole nipple the other day

I find that luckier than finding a four leaf clover

Eat it and make a wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!!

One of my friends found a scratching with a whole nipple the other day

Let’s not go to that pub then lads

It wouldn’t be the first time you’ve chomped down on a random nipple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me please

^ She's allowed

I thought we decided All Male

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone mentioned Pork Scratchings….can’t be a lads outing without pork scratchings!!

One of my friends found a scratching with a whole nipple the other day

Let’s not go to that pub then lads

It wouldn’t be the first time you’ve chomped down on a random nipple

I told you that I’m confidence

Cats out of the bag now

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"May as well seeing as them lot have buggered off somewhere

Love and Pints

Count me in fab brother in arms

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Topless waitress

Bottomless waitress

Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question

Will there be garlic bread?

I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs "

Now this is a game I can get on board with but you don't like garlic bread so you won't get any snogs

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Me please

You're not one of the lads lads lads.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Me please

^ She's allowed

I thought we decided All Male

Yes but it's Bella so I don't care haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me please

^ She's allowed

I thought we decided All Male

Yes but it's Bella so I don't care haha

I’m not much of a drinker but definitely sounds like a good night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me please

^ She's allowed

I thought we decided All Male

Yes but it's Bella so I don't care haha

Have to ask the landlord mate….he might not be happy!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Topless waitress

Bottomless waitress

Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question

Will there be garlic bread?

I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs

Now this is a game I can get on board with but you don't like garlic bread so you won't get any snogs

I offered to serve it by wedging it in my clevage, never said I'd be eating it or snogging anyone!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

All men smelly sweaty men with stinky feet all kissing eachother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All men smelly sweaty men with stinky feet all kissing eachother

Just kissing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All men smelly sweaty men with stinky feet all kissing eachother

Stop it. I’ve come over all unnecessary

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"I’m just going to keep saying tits until someone sends me some

Good luck with that one,most people say please at least...."

I got tits, but with a caveat for future conduct

Many thanks to everyone who obliged

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"All men smelly sweaty men with stinky feet all kissing eachother

Just kissing

Ok sniffing eachothers butts

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By *LiamMan over a year ago

Midlands

"Can I sneak in with my cocks? "
no.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"All men smelly sweaty men with stinky feet all kissing eachother

Stop it. I’ve come over all unnecessary

xxx

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Just pulling up a bar stool and cracking open a bottle of Acorn Brewery Old Moor Porter

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

.•°°

I'm not a male but I'm going to sneak in and observe.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I just popped in for a pint ... nice lot of ladies in here isn't there?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"All men smelly sweaty men with stinky feet all kissing eachother

Stop it. I’ve come over all unnecessary

"
I've not come over anyone for ages

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Topless waitress

Bottomless waitress

Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question

Will there be garlic bread?

I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs

Now this is a game I can get on board with but you don't like garlic bread so you won't get any snogs

I offered to serve it by wedging it in my clevage, never said I'd be eating it or snogging anyone!

No good if we don't get snogs now is it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Me please

^ She's allowed

I thought we decided All Male

Yes but it's Bella so I don't care haha

Have to ask the landlord mate….he might not be happy!!

Al will be fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May as well seeing as them lot have buggered off somewhere

Love and Pints

Is this just for a laugh or is this happening OP

Id definitely book tickets and hit the UK for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just popped in for a pint ... nice lot of ladies in here isn't there?

Thats no way to talk about Grumpy.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"May as well seeing as them lot have buggered off somewhere

Love and Pints

Is this just for a laugh or is this happening OP

Id definitely book tickets and hit the UK for that "

Its not happening babe x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Topless waitress

Bottomless waitress

Yeah all very exciting but nobody asked the real question

Will there be garlic bread?

I can serve Garlic Bread from between the boobs

Now this is a game I can get on board with but you don't like garlic bread so you won't get any snogs

I offered to serve it by wedging it in my clevage, never said I'd be eating it or snogging anyone!

No good if we don't get snogs now is it

I think you've had your fair share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May as well seeing as them lot have buggered off somewhere

Love and Pints

Is this just for a laugh or is this happening OP

Id definitely book tickets and hit the UK for that

Its not happening babe x"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I just popped in for a pint ... nice lot of ladies in here isn't there?

Thats no way to talk about Grumpy....."

Oi shut it or I'll reveal your new nickname

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just popped in for a pint ... nice lot of ladies in here isn't there?

Thats no way to talk about Grumpy.....

Oi shut it or I'll reveal your new nickname

Think you're forgetting I know far too much about you for you to even dare!

Fucktard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I just popped in for a pint ... nice lot of ladies in here isn't there?

Thats no way to talk about Grumpy.....

Oi shut it or I'll reveal your new nickname

Think you're forgetting I know far too much about you for you to even dare!

Fucktard

Aww your so lovely to me

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’d drink ya all under the table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d drink ya all under the table

Would you put money on that ?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"I’d drink ya all under the table

You just want us under your table

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will there been any live football?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I’d drink ya all under the table

"
see you under the table

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’d drink ya all under the table

Would you put money on that ?

Loser has to buy pizza

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’d drink ya all under the table

You just want us under your table

LvM"

Maybe

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’d drink ya all under the table

see you under the table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d drink ya all under the table

Would you put money on that ?

Loser has to buy pizza

Done !!!!

Shake on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a male but I'm going to sneak in and observe.

Security is heavy handed soooo best hope they don’t catch you….or better yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it on a weekend?

If so, no. As I identify as DaniDeLuxe at weekends and joining in and boning the ladies in the girlie orgy on the other thread!

Monday to Friday? Yeah go on then, I’m in man mode. Mines a pint, thanks

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Could we not do paint balling or quad bike riding - you know something “manly” that gets the juices flowing....

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Could we not do paint balling or quad bike riding - you know something “manly” that gets the juices flowing...."

Thats a good idea like both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d drink ya all under the table

I’d give it a go too haha x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"This is worrying that the first three posters are all ladies. What are you after?

Cocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could we not do paint balling or quad bike riding - you know something “manly” that gets the juices flowing...."

Maybe a tandem bike ride but cycle really fast !!!

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’d drink ya all under the table

Would you put money on that ?

Loser has to buy pizza

Done !!!!

Shake on it

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me please

^ She's allowed

I thought we decided All Male

Yes but it's Bella so I don't care haha

I’m not much of a drinker but definitely sounds like a good night

Don’t talk bullshit. Not much of a drinker hahshahahahaha.

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