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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What stuff have people leftover at your place after a one night stand?
What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever leftover? Have you ever started a collection of said items?
I've had earrings, nose rings, sweaters, shades, at least 2 books, and I'm now adding a black leather jacket (size XS) to the collection lol |
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"What stuff have people leftover at your place after a one night stand?
What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever leftover? Have you ever started a collection of said items?
I've had earrings, nose rings, sweaters, shades, at least 2 books, and I'm now adding a black leather jacket (size XS) to the collection lol "
Must have done a runner to leave a leather jacket  |
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Nobody leaves anything - I do a scout around as they're getting dressed and anything they don't collect is handed to them before they reach the door.
I have enough crap of my own without collecting detritus from other people. |
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"Nobody leaves anything - I do a scout around as they're getting dressed and anything they don't collect is handed to them before they reach the door.
I have enough crap of my own without collecting detritus from other people."
It can also be an excuse to come back.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Random stranger from the other night, hoping for a return match while I pick up my stuff.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ebay?  "
I'm seriously considering ebay, I have 2 Tommy Hilfiger sweaters and a black Zara jacket and the shades are pretty cool tbh think Elton John style. Those are the best ones I would sell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nobody leaves anything - I do a scout around as they're getting dressed and anything they don't collect is handed to them before they reach the door.
I have enough crap of my own without collecting detritus from other people.
It can also be an excuse to come back.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Random stranger from the other night, hoping for a return match while I pick up my stuff.
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Lol |
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Snap!!! I've had the black leather jacket left behind by a lady from East Anglia who came down for a weekend. When I called her and asked her if she wanted me to post it to her, the answer I got was not to go to that trouble as she could collect it next time she came down. Now unless I was having the onset of dementia, I didn't recall saying anything about there going to be a next time! I've come to the conclusion that if personal articles are left behind, it's to give an excuse for a revisit. The repeat I don't mind so much, but it's when they turn up the next time with home baking, or in one extreme case, a hand knitted cardigan that they made for my mum, I start to panic, and think to myself, "Thank GOD that you are beyond child bearing age or I could have a problem here." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Snap!!! I've had the black leather jacket left behind by a lady from East Anglia who came down for a weekend. When I called her and asked her if she wanted me to post it to her, the answer I got was not to go to that trouble as she could collect it next time she came down. Now unless I was having the onset of dementia, I didn't recall saying anything about there going to be a next time! I've come to the conclusion that if personal articles are left behind, it's to give an excuse for a revisit. The repeat I don't mind so much, but it's when they turn up the next time with home baking, or in one extreme case, a hand knitted cardigan that they made for my mum, I start to panic, and think to myself, "Thank GOD that you are beyond child bearing age or I could have a problem here.""
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"Nobody leaves anything - I do a scout around as they're getting dressed and anything they don't collect is handed to them before they reach the door.
I have enough crap of my own without collecting detritus from other people.
It can also be an excuse to come back.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Random stranger from the other night, hoping for a return match while I pick up my stuff.
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They don't get the chance here! If they want to meet again they can message like a normal person, I'm not hanging on to their stuff in the interim |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nobody leaves anything - I do a scout around as they're getting dressed and anything they don't collect is handed to them before they reach the door.
I have enough crap of my own without collecting detritus from other people.
It can also be an excuse to come back.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Random stranger from the other night, hoping for a return match while I pick up my stuff.
They don't get the chance here! If they want to meet again they can message like a normal person, I'm not hanging on to their stuff in the interim "
Would you sell it on ebay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A female friend that was on here had another female off here stay over at hers.
She left with her egg timer.
Why I don't know but that 100% true. She stole her egg timer   |
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"Nobody leaves anything - I do a scout around as they're getting dressed and anything they don't collect is handed to them before they reach the door.
I have enough crap of my own without collecting detritus from other people.
It can also be an excuse to come back.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Random stranger from the other night, hoping for a return match while I pick up my stuff.
They don't get the chance here! If they want to meet again they can message like a normal person, I'm not hanging on to their stuff in the interim
Would you sell it on ebay"
Nah, couldn't be bothered. That's why I hand it to them as they leave.
It's different when a relationship breaks down - no matter how carefully you pack up your stuff there is always some inconsequential thing you don't remember until later.
For a one night stand though, it's easy enough to spot something in my home that shouldn't be there so a very quick look around will allow me to make sure they take everything with them. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"She left me a scruchie
And
Left with my brand new Lambretta jumper.
Maybe it was a swap deal that I wasn't aware of "
Wait!...scrunchies can have a HUGE amount of sentimental value   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nobody leaves anything - I do a scout around as they're getting dressed and anything they don't collect is handed to them before they reach the door.
I have enough crap of my own without collecting detritus from other people.
It can also be an excuse to come back.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Random stranger from the other night, hoping for a return match while I pick up my stuff.
They don't get the chance here! If they want to meet again they can message like a normal person, I'm not hanging on to their stuff in the interim
Would you sell it on ebay
Nah, couldn't be bothered. That's why I hand it to them as they leave.
It's different when a relationship breaks down - no matter how carefully you pack up your stuff there is always some inconsequential thing you don't remember until later.
For a one night stand though, it's easy enough to spot something in my home that shouldn't be there so a very quick look around will allow me to make sure they take everything with them."
My problem is I never realise it until they're gone lol, but stuff like nose rings and earrings get lost in the covers lol, but I still don't get how someone can leave behind their jacket lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Left loads over the year from knickers to a holdup / stocking to one hi heel bras
One off them wake up middle off the night think whare am I look round and think ooo god
Look around see the condom or emmm have a little check down there for deposits and realise yip that happened emmm
Up and run god ware my knickers ooo god he’s movie quick who cares phone a taxi at the end off the road  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one has ever stayed at mine, I feel like I’m missing out on freebies
You already have stuff in my will. I’m not leaving them before I’m gone x"
Aww but but I need stuff |
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"A book!? That’s made me smile OP 
2 books from 2 different women. I meant to give them back but fell out of touch with them unfortunately.
does make me wander why they needed a book "
I kinda want to know what books they were!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A book!? That’s made me smile OP
2 books from 2 different women. I meant to give them back but fell out of touch with them unfortunately.
does make me wander why they needed a book
I kinda want to know what books they were!!"
One was a thick poetry book and the other a small erotica. |
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"A book!? That’s made me smile OP
2 books from 2 different women. I meant to give them back but fell out of touch with them unfortunately.
does make me wander why they needed a book
I kinda want to know what books they were!!
One was a thick poetry book and the other a small erotica."
You mentioned that you write poetry. What poetry/poets do you like to read? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A book!? That’s made me smile OP
2 books from 2 different women. I meant to give them back but fell out of touch with them unfortunately.
does make me wander why they needed a book
I kinda want to know what books they were!!
One was a thick poetry book and the other a small erotica.
You mentioned that you write poetry. What poetry/poets do you like to read?"
I've read the classics like John Milton- Paradie Lost, The Inferno by Dante Alighieri, also some contemporary Caribbean poets like Sir Derek Walcott, Vahni Capildeo, Kei Miller, Keats, but not a lot of British poets tbh, more Caribbean xx |
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"A book!? That’s made me smile OP
2 books from 2 different women. I meant to give them back but fell out of touch with them unfortunately.
does make me wander why they needed a book
I kinda want to know what books they were!!
One was a thick poetry book and the other a small erotica.
You mentioned that you write poetry. What poetry/poets do you like to read?
I've read the classics like John Milton- Paradie Lost, The Inferno by Dante Alighieri, also some contemporary Caribbean poets like Sir Derek Walcott, Vahni Capildeo, Kei Miller, Keats, but not a lot of British poets tbh, more Caribbean xx"
Paradise Lost is quite a difficult one to read. I'm not familiar with Caribbean poets I might have a look at a couple |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Snap!!! I've had the black leather jacket left behind by a lady from East Anglia who came down for a weekend. When I called her and asked her if she wanted me to post it to her, the answer I got was not to go to that trouble as she could collect it next time she came down. Now unless I was having the onset of dementia, I didn't recall saying anything about there going to be a next time! I've come to the conclusion that if personal articles are left behind, it's to give an excuse for a revisit. The repeat I don't mind so much, but it's when they turn up the next time with home baking, or in one extreme case, a hand knitted cardigan that they made for my mum, I start to panic, and think to myself, "Thank GOD that you are beyond child bearing age or I could have a problem here.""
Yes, you are clearly totally irresistible. |
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"What stuff have people leftover at your place after a one night stand?
What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever leftover? Have you ever started a collection of said items?
I've had earrings, nose rings, sweaters, shades, at least 2 books, and I'm now adding a black leather jacket (size XS) to the collection lol
Must have done a runner to leave a leather jacket "
And not been overly optimistic with taking not 1 but 2 books! |
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"Nobody leaves anything - I do a scout around as they're getting dressed and anything they don't collect is handed to them before they reach the door.
I have enough crap of my own without collecting detritus from other people."
Wow - that had to be Googled - my word of the day |
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"A book!? That’s made me smile OP
2 books from 2 different women. I meant to give them back but fell out of touch with them unfortunately."
Two different women brought books.....? That actually looks worse- hahaha |
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"Snap!!! I've had the black leather jacket left behind by a lady from East Anglia who came down for a weekend. When I called her and asked her if she wanted me to post it to her, the answer I got was not to go to that trouble as she could collect it next time she came down. Now unless I was having the onset of dementia, I didn't recall saying anything about there going to be a next time! I've come to the conclusion that if personal articles are left behind, it's to give an excuse for a revisit. The repeat I don't mind so much, but it's when they turn up the next time with home baking, or in one extreme case, a hand knitted cardigan that they made for my mum, I start to panic, and think to myself, "Thank GOD that you are beyond child bearing age or I could have a problem here.""
Actually PMSL |
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"Snap!!! I've had the black leather jacket left behind by a lady from East Anglia who came down for a weekend. When I called her and asked her if she wanted me to post it to her, the answer I got was not to go to that trouble as she could collect it next time she came down. Now unless I was having the onset of dementia, I didn't recall saying anything about there going to be a next time! I've come to the conclusion that if personal articles are left behind, it's to give an excuse for a revisit. The repeat I don't mind so much, but it's when they turn up the next time with home baking, or in one extreme case, a hand knitted cardigan that they made for my mum, I start to panic, and think to myself, "Thank GOD that you are beyond child bearing age or I could have a problem here."
Actually PMSL"
Initially I thought, woooha this guy is a complete walloper!! But the last two lines made you a comedien.....from 1987 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Snap!!! I've had the black leather jacket left behind by a lady from East Anglia who came down for a weekend. When I called her and asked her if she wanted me to post it to her, the answer I got was not to go to that trouble as she could collect it next time she came down. Now unless I was having the onset of dementia, I didn't recall saying anything about there going to be a next time! I've come to the conclusion that if personal articles are left behind, it's to give an excuse for a revisit. The repeat I don't mind so much, but it's when they turn up the next time with home baking, or in one extreme case, a hand knitted cardigan that they made for my mum, I start to panic, and think to myself, "Thank GOD that you are beyond child bearing age or I could have a problem here.""
Wow you are such a lady magnet. |
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"But on a serious note I've a bast collection of one ear-rings. I'm just hoarding then until wearing unmatching earrings becomes a trend and that's when I'll pounce and make my millions. "
I wear non matching earrings, do you have any moons? I lost my moon earring  |
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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago
Dublin |
"But on a serious note I've a bast collection of one ear-rings. I'm just hoarding then until wearing unmatching earrings becomes a trend and that's when I'll pounce and make my millions.
I wear non matching earrings, do you have any moons? I lost my moon earring "
I'm sure I have something that will do the job anyway.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What stuff have people leftover at your place after a one night stand?
What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever leftover? Have you ever started a collection of said items?
I've had earrings, nose rings, sweaters, shades, at least 2 books, and I'm now adding a black leather jacket (size XS) to the collection lol "
Do you have a Lost Property hotline. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What stuff have people leftover at your place after a one night stand?
What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever leftover? Have you ever started a collection of said items?
I've had earrings, nose rings, sweaters, shades, at least 2 books, and I'm now adding a black leather jacket (size XS) to the collection lol "
There self respect |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Not left anything I can recall, but a girl once left with two of my watches "
Was she called Lucy, by any chance?
"When I woke up late in the afternoon
She had taken all the things from inside his room
I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers
The mirror, the TV, the new guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
She robbed us blind - she took all we owned
And the boys blamed me for bringing her home"
She's Crafty: Beastie Boys. |
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"But on a serious note I've a bast collection of one ear-rings. I'm just hoarding then until wearing unmatching earrings becomes a trend and that's when I'll pounce and make my millions.
I wear non matching earrings, do you have any moons? I lost my moon earring
I'm sure I have something that will do the job anyway. "
Now to be clear..unless theres a moon on it, I don't want it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I left behind my ornate belt after a one-night stand. After I'd got undressed, she'd pulled the belt out of my trouser loops to give me a couple of playful lashes.
A very nice woman I met for an ANR breast-suckling session at a hotel, after having met the previous week at a club, left behind the blindfold that she'd brought to put on me for some of the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A broken bed but as for belonging don't think anyone's ever left anything, not even the returning visitors. I must look like I'm going to get it straight on ebay. |
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and someone left some socks too 
