I fondly remember one beauty I had as a teenager; It was akin to a second head growing on my right temple(!!!)
I squeezed that festering bastard with love all over my bathroom mirror. I swear the pus was literally fountaining out! It were fooking glorious it were! Happy days   |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
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"I fondly remember one beauty I had as a teenager; It was akin to a second head growing on my right temple(!!!)
I squeezed that festering bastard with love all over my bathroom mirror. I swear the pus was literally fountaining out! It were fooking glorious it were! Happy days "
reminds me of the family guy one where the son had an evil zit lol |
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Put teatree oil on it first then if it looks like it’s getting a head I will squeeze it into a cotton pad (you know the big ones you take your make-up off with) before applying more teatree oil after   |
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I have another ‘claim to fame’ zit from my memory archives; This one was….wait for it….an audible one(!!!) I shit thee not!
It was situated just between the very top of my bum cheeks and made a delightful ‘squishing’ sound whenever I probed it (the spot I mean, not my bumhole).
Sadly I never actually managed to examine it closely due to its rather awkward position but I remember well the day I managed to pop it - it went off like a 44 Magnum! Make my day pus!
Anyway, what’s everyone having for tea then?  |
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"I have another ‘claim to fame’ zit from my memory archives; This one was….wait for it….an audible one(!!!) I shit thee not!
It was situated just between the very top of my bum cheeks and made a delightful ‘squishing’ sound whenever I probed it (the spot I mean, not my bumhole).
Sadly I never actually managed to examine it closely due to its rather awkward position but I remember well the day I managed to pop it - it went off like a 44 Magnum! Make my day pus!
Anyway, what’s everyone having for tea then? "
Nothing now  |
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"I have another ‘claim to fame’ zit from my memory archives; This one was….wait for it….an audible one(!!!) I shit thee not!
It was situated just between the very top of my bum cheeks and made a delightful ‘squishing’ sound whenever I probed it (the spot I mean, not my bumhole).
Sadly I never actually managed to examine it closely due to its rather awkward position but I remember well the day I managed to pop it - it went off like a 44 Magnum! Make my day pus!
Anyway, what’s everyone having for tea then?
Nothing now "
 How about some custard? |
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