"A cast of his cock in 24 carat gold and balls made of diamonds...a promised gift he came through on after hitting the Euromillions jackpot - but then he told me to go shove it where the sun don't shine 
(he wouldn't, would he?!   )"
 we all know the sun shines out of yours xxx |
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"Doctor i 'fell onto' a chunk of polystyrene and it is now lodged deep inside my rectum"
"This chunk of polystyrene, which obviously does not look like it was carved into the shape of a penis, was just.. 'there', on the floor and i 'tripped' over myself"
"As i fell, my belt somehow became loose and so my trousers, along with my underwear by some bizarre reason, just.. fell down"
"I then found myself sitting on the floor with my bare arse, and this chunk of polystyrene was firmly wedged inside of me"
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""Doctor i 'fell onto' a chunk of polystyrene and it is now lodged deep inside my rectum"
"This chunk of polystyrene, which obviously does not look like it was carved into the shape of a penis, was just.. 'there', on the floor and i 'tripped' over myself"
"As i fell, my belt somehow became loose and so my trousers, along with my underwear by some bizarre reason, just.. fell down"
"I then found myself sitting on the floor with my bare arse, and this chunk of polystyrene was firmly wedged inside of me"
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Pmsl and your belt ended up round your neck and over the door handle?? |
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"I have an action man up mine.
To be fair, I’d previously dressed him in combat overalls and I am sticking to my story that he is in fact a fully qualified pipe engineer…."
and the roleplay got very real!! |
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"I was just admiring the shell and mortar exhibition in the imperial war museum when I stepped back and slipped ....  "
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You should have gone to the metric war museum. Things are much smaller there and less painful.  |
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