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"I’m currently to be found perched on Santas knee, fondling his beard, but normally I’m Hippychick. I don’t know why I’m here, what I want /need it what I’m looking for, but I’m a little bit addicted "Can I come sit in your lap and see what happens ? Xx | |||
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"I’m currently to be found perched on Santas knee, fondling his beard, but normally I’m Hippychick. I don’t know why I’m here, what I want /need it what I’m looking for, but I’m a little bit addicted
Can I come sit in your lap and see what happens ? Xx"Yes gorgeous, but hang on tight,we’re in for a wild time  | |||
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"I’m currently to be found perched on Santas knee, fondling his beard, but normally I’m Hippychick. I don’t know why I’m here, what I want /need it what I’m looking for, but I’m a little bit addicted
Can I come sit in your lap and see what happens ? Xx"Oh get a room you two sauce pots lol and invite me  | |||
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Here for naughtiness and friends!
No idea what I want in the grand scheme of things, regular cuddle and fuck partner would be good right now | |||
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"Alright." Well? Who the fuck are you?  | |||
"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care "Hope you’re ok lovely  your smile certainly brightens up the forums x | |||
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"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care "Sorry to hear that Rachel  . Sending hugs your way | |||
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 Spiffing good show wot? | |||
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"I’m beardedman I have a big beard I love big bums" And he cannot lie  | |||
"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care "Hope you're ok Rachael? | |||
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"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care
Hope you're ok Rachael? "I’m ok. Just lonely x | |||
"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care "Hope you are ok lovely xx | |||
BP xx | |||
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So just call me Sam!
I’m 31, boring, miserable and just an unpleasant bloke to be around!!
I don’t own my own home and don’t have a career….I still live and bum off my parents for money and yes…she still does all my washing!
Happy being alone and sitting in the corner demolishing chocolate ice cream, singing “un break my heart” and crying!!
Oh….and I tell LIES! | |||
"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care "If you ever need a chat, always happy to lend an ear x | |||
"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care
Hope you're ok Rachael?
I’m ok. Just lonely x"The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x | |||
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"Hello Taff “waves”. I’m Cheeky "Everyone likes cheeky | |||
"I’m beardedman I have a big beard I love big bums And he cannot lie " | |||
"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care
Hope you are ok lovely xx"Rachael hope your ok, I can offer some really bad dad jokes. Dancer you seem very kind too | |||
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I’m not as grumpy as I look or sound and I like to feed people. | |||
"Hello Taff “waves”. I’m Cheeky "Hello there | |||
"I’m Saff I’m not as grumpy as I look or sound and I like to feed people(Except easilyled!) . " | |||
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"Hello I’m sam and I like blinking." I thought you were Jeffy and you liked to eat apples. | |||
"*twirls in and sprinkles glitter for Taff*" this has made my day x | |||
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"Hello I’m sam and I like blinking. I thought you were Jeffy and you liked to eat apples." Well you thought wrong
Glad I’ve cleared that up for you | |||
"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care
Hope you're ok Rachael?
I’m ok. Just lonely x
The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x"I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.
This is why I’m constantly online.
Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx | |||
"I'm a cunt. Not a proper evil cunt, just a cunt with a cunt. Short n fat. Put on a ton of weight since splitting with my ex a year n half ago. I may sound like sad sack from the raggy dolls a fair bit but I'd say I'm more just, well, realistic. Don't miss him in the slightest, that ain't my issue, but happened though was my faith in love and humanity got levelled as far as in a relationship capacity. As yet I still see sex as something dangerous, coz plenty of fuckers don't respect it or the person they're doing it with. They'll do what they can to get it which includes lying, cheating or stealing. I call things as I see them and not ashamed to speak my truth even if it's painful or a touchy subject. It's how we learn and grow innit." *hugs princess and sprinkles glitter whilst she is distract by my boobs* | |||
"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care
Hope you're ok Rachael?
I’m ok. Just lonely x
The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x
I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.
This is why I’m constantly online.
Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx"*hugs* | |||
I love the moon and the night sky in general, spring is my favourite season and being by the sea is absolute heaven I just love it
I’m star sign cancer and yes I’m a typical one! I’m all hard on the outside and all soft in the middle | |||
"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care
Hope you're ok Rachael?
I’m ok. Just lonely x
The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x
I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.
This is why I’m constantly online.
Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx"Big hugs x | |||
 more about me on the bio.
Have fun
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"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care
Hope you're ok Rachael?
I’m ok. Just lonely x
The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x
I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.
This is why I’m constantly online.
Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx
Big hugs x "What this amazing guy said…big hugs | |||
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"I'm falco, that's not my real name though. I was born here & am English as fish and chips, but my parents both came from other countries and decided to give me a name that sounds like a sexually transmitted disease .. I have to spell it for people a lot. (falco's cooler..) I like the arts, film, music etc. & play lots of instruments and write music. (I sold an instrument the other month to a guy on ebay & we've been chatting on whatsapp, he has over 100 ukeleles. One of the few people I've met with a larger collection of instruments than me!) The videos I've put up are all music related. -I like getting out in nature & seek solitude often. Love mountains, trees & lakes." Who need 100 Ukeleles? I mean it's awesome bit where does he store them all | |||
"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care
Hope you're ok Rachael?
I’m ok. Just lonely x
The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x
I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.
This is why I’m constantly online.
Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx"Doesn’t matter how dark the night gets Rach. If you persevere, eventually the sun always rises. | |||
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You'll find me frequenting the forums on a regular basis having a giggle and generally not taking ife too seriously | |||
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"I'm falco, that's not my real name though. I was born here & am English as fish and chips, but my parents both came from other countries and decided to give me a name that sounds like a sexually transmitted disease .. I have to spell it for people a lot. (falco's cooler..) I like the arts, film, music etc. & play lots of instruments and write music. (I sold an instrument the other month to a guy on ebay & we've been chatting on whatsapp, he has over 100 ukeleles. One of the few people I've met with a larger collection of instruments than me!) The videos I've put up are all music related. -I like getting out in nature & seek solitude often. Love mountains, trees & lakes. Who need 100 Ukeleles? I mean it's awesome bit where does he store them all" He said it's connected with his job-doing music workshops, at schools and stuff. He's got about the same amount of percussion instruments, drums & congas etc. -I told him he should open a museum. | |||
I’m Lorraine. No, I don’t live in the UK but I visit quite often.
Chatty, flirty and a good listener if you need to vent.
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"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care
Hope you're ok Rachael?
I’m ok. Just lonely x
The forums are here to help Rachael…don’t want you feeling lonely at all x
I didn’t mean to hijack the thread here I’m ok folks. Just feeling very small in an empty house with nowhere to go and no money to go with.
This is why I’m constantly online.
Thank you all for your concern. I get like this now and then. I’ll bounce back xx" If you want to chat, feel free to message me. | |||
"Hi, we’re NEcouple29 We like cheese" Which type of cheese….please don’t say knob!! | |||
"Hi I’m Neil but you can call me Neil. I have known many previous incarnations. And then some. I walked the Earth as Nostradamus, Uther Pendragon, Count Cagliostro and Rodrigo Borgia. Although probably not in that order. I speak seventeen languages, played darts with the Dalai Lama and shared my sleeping bag with Rasputin, Albert Einstein, Lawrence of Arabia and George Formby. I was worshipped as a god by an East Acton cargo cult and once scaled Everest in a smoking jacket and plus-fours to win a bet with Oscar Wilde. I travelled to Venus in the company of George Adamsky, reinvented the ocarina and was burned in effigy by the Chiswick Townswoman’s Guild. I was an expert swordsman, a gourmet chef, a world traveller, poet, painter, stigmatist, guru to gurus and hater of Bud Abbott. I could open a tin of sardines with my teeth, strike a Swan Vestas on my chin, rope steers, drive a steam locomotive and hum all the works of Gilbert and Sullivan without becoming confused or breaking down into tears. I won a first at Oxford, squandered three fortunes, made love to a thousand women, imbibed strange drugs, sold my soul for Rock'n'Roll, almost pipped Einstein for the Nobel Prize, was barred from every Chinese noodle parlour in West London and died penniless, at a Hastings boarding-house in my ninetieth year. My real name was Hugo Artenis Solon Saturnicus Reginald Arthur Rune. And I was never bored. I penned more than eight million words. My autohagiography, The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived, chronicles the life of an individual who shunned the everyday, scorned the laws of ordinary man, laughed in the face of convention, reinvented the ocarina and hated Bud Abbott. I was a character in an age of characters. An exaggerated shadow cast in the fashionable places of my day. The confidante of kings and criminals, popes and prize- fighters, lighthouse keepers and lingerie salesmen, boffins and bikers. Strangely enough, hardly anyone remembers me today. My greatest work, The Book Of Ultimate Truths, has long ago vanish" | |||
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"Hi, we’re NEcouple29 We like cheese Which type of cheese….please don’t say knob!! "Gouda, Brie, Cheddar, Wensleydale, Red Leicester, Halloumi. Basically we love cheese | |||
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"Hi, we’re NEcouple29 We like cheese Which type of cheese….please don’t say knob!!
Gouda, Brie, Cheddar, Wensleydale, Red Leicester, Halloumi. Basically we love cheese "Only the best do | |||
Fat, fifty-five and feckin’ funny (ok the I made up the last bit )
I like to lurk and look at the pretty men | |||
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Hope your all well
Loved reading through this thread
Xxx | |||
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I’m dave
6’1 from Kent young stud (not being big headed )
Turn on passion kissing can’t be a good kisser!!
Turn offs hygiene lol | |||
Average mostly, funny now and then, musical when I've had beans | |||
"Hello I'm Richard Richard and I'm looking for a companion or a lover or a quick wriggle will do. I can see you obviously but i bet you've all got smashing blouses on. Ooh I'm also the duke of kidderminster and extremely hung. " Sarah Ferguson? I'll have you know I'm a respectable man! | |||
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Or the ninja. When I remember how to do it.
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Nice to get to know people a bit more.
I'm Pierce.d (no prizes for guessing how many, and where they (yes, they) are).
I've been on and off here for about 10 years. Love the forums. Genuinely enjoy silly tangential conversations. Don't take myself, or this site too seriously. Try to be nice, although sometimes this is a struggle. (it's not me it's everybody else )
Happy to chat, so don't be shy. | |||
"Hi all, Leggy here. Can be found in the forums and perving very often. Haven't got a clue how to flirt or hold a conversation and I'm boring. "Send me a message we can be boring and flirt awkwardly together | |||
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"I’m Rachael. Not as bouncy as I was as I’m struggling with my mental health at the moment. I over share and really care "Hello Rachael x Its been so lovely to see all the messages of support I find great comfort and strength in mindfulness. Its all about showing yourself some compassion ans kindness x x | |||
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"Positive, (not Covid), adventurer, eyes wide open, big smoke kind of guy. " I meant smile. Although I do love the big smoke | |||
 into every and any thread on the Forum, as I tend not to have a serious side when it comes to Fab.
Sorry, not sorry everyone.
I'm also probably known for my perving... er, sorry fabbing efforts on Fabathons!?
My day job takes me all over for work, so I may well be looking out for cake in an area near you soon (subject to lockdowns/ restrictions / numptiness - delete as applicable)
Until then  mistletoe and be happy, and join in below
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" Hey all I'm Em ... I tend to weave cake into every and any thread on the Forum, as I tend not to have a serious side when it comes to Fab.
Sorry, not sorry everyone.
I'm also probably known for my perving... er, sorry fabbing efforts on Fabathons!?
My day job takes me all over for work, so I may well be looking out for cake in an area near you soon (subject to lockdowns/ restrictions / numptiness - delete as applicable)
Until then mistletoe and be happy, and join in below
"Nice introduction | |||
I’m a lover of Christmas  I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family | |||
" Hey all I'm Em ..., so I may well be looking out for cake
Until then mistletoe and be happy.
Nice introduction "...thank you | |||
"Hi, I’m Babs I’m a lover of Christmas I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family "and a thoroughly wonderful lady x | |||
"Hi, I’m Babs I’m a lover of Christmas I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family and a thoroughly wonderful lady x "Thank you lovely x | |||
"Hi, I’m Babs I’m a lover of Christmas I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family "I love you babs xx | |||
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" Hey all I'm Em ..., so I may well be looking out for cake
Until then mistletoe and be happy.
Nice introduction
...thank you "Your welcome | |||
"Hi, I’m Babs I’m a lover of Christmas I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family
I love you babs xx "You are the sweetest person xxx | |||
"Hi, I’m Babs I’m a lover of Christmas I like a chat, I’m quite attached to my friends and I live for my family
I love you babs xx
You are the sweetest person xxx"Xxxx | |||
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"Hi I'm Sammi! I vanished from here for like 4 years, and the crowd has changed so I dunno who most of you are anymore! I'm not very interesting though "Hello darling xx | |||
"Dear friends Fabbers and Forumites. Golly its been yonks since i last posted a jolly thread , apart from the occasional Bore da ones. There are simply heaps of new splendid people who have taken the plunge to join in the giggles , chuckles and mayhem that is our little corner of fab. So i thought it would be a spiffing opertuinty to say hello to you all and introduce myself. Then maybe you could join in chums . Whether your new to the lounge or like me been here for ,gosh far too long ha ha Tell us about yourself . Ok this is jolly old me Hello I am Taff A senior Welsh chap, i can be annoyingly positive. I love the great outdoors . Out walking in the hills ans mountains or whizzing about on my bicycles. Yes i am an older chap in lycra ha ha . I adore nature ,books , music ans old films . My turn ons are , positive people , kindness , chuckles oh and bicyles ha ha Now its your turn " Hi Taff's Profile says all anyone need to know about me I'm also a professional lurker and a lover of cookies Any questions anyone can ask me just don't ask to marry me | |||
"Hi I'm Sammi! I vanished from here for like 4 years, and the crowd has changed so I dunno who most of you are anymore! I'm not very interesting though "welcome back its good to see you back x | |||
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We use to be regular visitors in the forums but 2021 has seen us being distracted and kept busy by our non fab life.
Here for the giggles oh and to perv
Alice x | |||
My aim in life is to make people laugh and i try to have a positive outlook on life... I'm a radiator!
I'm sub, so my favourite thing is squirming and squealing at Daddy's feet | |||
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Oh, I give great hugs and I’m a decent listener | |||
"Hiyaaa, bore da Taff, and everyone. I’m not new to the forums but this is a fairly new profile. There are a lot of new faces around that I haven’t seen before. I try to stay on the positive side of the fence! Looking for - rugged men, pretty ladies and kinky couples "Noswaith da actually….but I love the effort | |||
"Hiyaaa, bore da Taff, and everyone. I’m not new to the forums but this is a fairly new profile. There are a lot of new faces around that I haven’t seen before. I try to stay on the positive side of the fence! Looking for - rugged men, pretty ladies and kinky couples
Noswaith da actually….but I love the effort "
I’m ashamed! In my defence I’ve had a whiskey | |||
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Nice to make your acquaintance | |||
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Love to chat, find out more about people
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"I'm deano or Dean.. also respond to oi lol Basically I'm just looking to make new friends and to explore this strange but wonderful side of life. You live once.. why not just go with the flow really " Oi | |||
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"So my ‘probation period’ is over and I can finally publish my first message on here. I will start off with just a friendly ‘good morning’ to everyone on these forums. Looking forward to getting to know you guys better. " Good morning. Welcome to the forums. | |||
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Out here for filthy fun, laughs and not taking myself too seriously | |||
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Anyway, I have probably said far too much | |||
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