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Men's forum thread WOMEN STAY OUT!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Inspired by The_Bearded_Guy's thread let's get some bromances going

And no women allowed... unless you bribe me with some boobs to my inbox of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A thread without boobies? I’m out!

Unless anyones got a particularly impressive pair of moobies!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A thread without boobies? I’m out!

Unless anyones got a particularly impressive pair of moobies!?

I mean I've been complimented on my moobs in the past

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So I hear Bella and dancer are gonna become boob buddies...

And speaking of great tits, do you think Boris knew what was going on in the parties?

Ignore that ... Who's gonna win the CL ?

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By *airyfatmanMan over a year ago

by 'ere

"A thread without boobies? I’m out!

Unless anyones got a particularly impressive pair of moobies!?

Got some hairy moobies. Unmistakably manly.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Solidarity bro

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

I'm all for a thread for men opened by men...but we shouldn't exclude anyone from it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just an observation but aren't rules made to be broken?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So I hear Bella and dancer are gonna become boob buddies...

And speaking of great tits, do you think Boris knew what was going on in the parties?

Ignore that ... Who's gonna win the CL ?

No idea on either topic I'm not a football fan unfortunately lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

[they'll never recognise me with Mr KCs glasses on]

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm suffering from boob starvation already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys, do you trim your armpit hair? Mines really long and sticks out even with my arms by my side. Just wanting your opinion but didn’t want to start an open thread in case a woman catches wind of my insecurities. Thanks fellas! PS did an amazing fart today

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By *nitterWoman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[they'll never recognise me with Mr KCs glasses on]"

Don’t forget to speak with a deeper voice

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*raises leg and farts proudly in a decidedly manly manner*

Ey up lads

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

Uh, can't we get done for being sexist??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm all for a thread for men opened by men...but we shouldn't exclude anyone from it

Listen you if ladies want to send me boob pica they're welcome to join in but the bribe is required lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

[they'll never recognise me with Mr KCs glasses on]"
Ah ..my saviouress

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"*raises leg and farts proudly in a decidedly manly manner*

Ey up lads

Definitely divorced

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys, do you trim your armpit hair? Mines really long and sticks out even with my arms by my side. Just wanting your opinion but didn’t want to start an open thread in case a woman catches wind of my insecurities. Thanks fellas! PS did an amazing fart today

I’m not sure you want a straight answer on this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*"

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice! *Burp* *scratches balls*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Uh, can't we get done for being sexist??"

No law against being sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Inspired by The_Bearded_Guy's thread let's get some bromances going

And no women allowed... unless you bribe me with some boobs to my inbox of course

Lol there are some cool guys in here I can see myself sharing a pint with

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Thanks for somewhere away from those pesky Fab women. They just throw themselves at my inbox all day long. They just don’t take no for an answer. Looking forward to a bit of peace and quiet here!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[they'll never recognise me with Mr KCs glasses on]"

You look so much different have you had your hair cut Mr KC?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"*raises leg and farts proudly in a decidedly manly manner*

Ey up lads

Definitely divorced "

Er…..it was an inadvertent escapee….

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

[they'll never recognise me with Mr KCs glasses on]

Don’t forget to speak with a deeper voice

I'm wielding a paintbrush and am assessing the veritable merits of different colour schemes on my toy soldiers

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By *nitterWoman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Uh, can't we get done for being sexist??"

You misspelled sexiest

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By *nitterWoman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

*sneaks back in*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not sure you want a straight answer on this

Fab straight answer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'll need someone to serve you all beer whilst you talk football and boobs

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

"
ahem ..she's with me ..I'll make sure she behaves

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"*sneaks back in*"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*"

Come on we’ll start our own boob thread

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

Why does it take ages to pee after ejaculating? Asking for a man friend!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can you blame a bloke for trying to get some boobs in his inbox??

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By *onnynclaireCouple over a year ago

Reading

You know what? (Belch)

I trim my pits now and again and to be honest. I get less B O when trimmed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I’m not sure you want a straight answer on this

Fab straight answer?"
I don't have such a problem..but trimming is allowed .yes?

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By *nitterWoman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*

Come on we’ll start our own boob thread "

Why thank you Kinky

and I have boobs

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Why does it take ages to pee after ejaculating? Asking for a man friend!!"

A damned good question

I put it down to residual pipe blockage….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Strolls in with a cooler full of brewskis*

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"I'm all for a thread for men opened by men...but we shouldn't exclude anyone from it

Listen you if ladies want to send me boob pica they're welcome to join in but the bribe is required lol"

OK OK...it's your thread, your rules ...let's all just calm down, next round on me

. Can we just make sure this doesn't become just a football and fart thread

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*

Come on we’ll start our own boob thread "
sneaks out to perv at the boob thread

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"*Strolls in with a cooler full of brewskis*

Ay ay! Good man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why does it take ages to pee after ejaculating? Asking for a man friend!!"

Actual answer because when men ejaculate the need to pee builds and its to clear any excess sperms from the urethra so it takes long for it to happen (especially if they peed not long before)

Joke answer because the sperm built a dam on the way out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Strolls in with a cooler full of brewskis*

Ay ay! Good man!

Someone had to bring the refreshments

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By *nitterWoman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*

Come on we’ll start our own boob thread sneaks out to perv at the boob thread

Well you'd be very welcome Sir

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You'll need someone to serve you all beer whilst you talk football and boobs

They can get their own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twirls in to take up that seat in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Twirls in to take up that seat in the corner

I'll allow it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*

Come on we’ll start our own boob thread "

*fires up the drone to watch the boob thread on the flat screen from the comfort of the mens thread*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Why does it take ages to pee after ejaculating? Asking for a man friend!!

A damned good question

I put it down to residual pipe blockage…."

A simple case of the muscles that need to relax to let the pee out are still contracting for a period after the ejaculation event. During ejaculation, the connection of the bladder to the urethra is temporarily cut off, in favour of the vas deferens and seminal vesicle. This is the male pelvic floor in action. Women similarly can struggle to relax their pelvic floor to pee in the immediate aftermath of orgasm.

Here endeth the lesson

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By *nitterWoman over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"Twirls in to take up that seat in the corner

I think I like you but you'll need to sit in jy lap

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"*raises leg and farts proudly in a decidedly manly manner*

Ey up lads

Definitely divorced

Er…..it was an inadvertent escapee….

Forgiven x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*

Come on we’ll start our own boob thread

*fires up the drone to watch the boob thread on the flat screen from the comfort of the mens thread*

In 3D HD?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not sure you want a straight answer on this

Fab straight answer?"

Wouldn’t do it any other way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You'll need someone to serve you all beer whilst you talk football and boobs

They can get their own "

But it's so far!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*

Come on we’ll start our own boob thread

*fires up the drone to watch the boob thread on the flat screen from the comfort of the mens thread*

In 3D HD?"

100" 4k 3D

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Why does it take ages to pee after ejaculating? Asking for a man friend!!

A damned good question

I put it down to residual pipe blockage….

Here endeth the lesson

Ah ha! Thank you

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"You'll need someone to serve you all beer whilst you talk football and boobs

They can get their own

But it's so far!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Strolls in with a cooler full of brewskis*

Can we grunt while drinking them?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm bored.

What's a-happening?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm all for a thread for men opened by men...but we shouldn't exclude anyone from it

It’s ok. I’m already here. Will you look after me?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm bored.

What's a-happening?"

The men are revolting...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*

Come on we’ll start our own boob thread

*fires up the drone to watch the boob thread on the flat screen from the comfort of the mens thread*

In 3D HD?

100" 4k 3D

We’ll be sure to do a good boob shake for the drone

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ronaldinho….the best skiller in the game; yer can’t facking tell me otherwise *hick*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm bored.

What's a-happening?"

Erm nothing

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm bored.

What's a-happening?"

Is that a chocolate boob pudding or a fruity one ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A thread without boobies? I’m out!

Unless anyones got a particularly impressive pair of moobies!?

Check my profile pic haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Strolls in with a cooler full of brewskis*

Can we grunt while drinking them? "

Grunt, fart, burp, scratch your balls, this is the mens thread we do as we please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*

Come on we’ll start our own boob thread

*fires up the drone to watch the boob thread on the flat screen from the comfort of the mens thread*

In 3D HD?

100" 4k 3D

We’ll be sure to do a good boob shake for the drone

And we'll be sure to get a good close up as you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm bored.

What's a-happening?

The men are revolting..."

Oi Mr KC whose side are you on?? Not supposed to tell our secret I must say you have cracking tits!

Wait a minute!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*

Come on we’ll start our own boob thread

*fires up the drone to watch the boob thread on the flat screen from the comfort of the mens thread*

In 3D HD?

100" 4k 3D

We’ll be sure to do a good boob shake for the drone

"
you will...I've seen the video

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

Guys guys, we need to be vigilant...the women are taking over this thread

Where's security?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*

Oi I didn't receive your bribe. OUT!!

Humppppphhhhh *twirls out*

Come on we’ll start our own boob thread

*fires up the drone to watch the boob thread on the flat screen from the comfort of the mens thread*

In 3D HD?

100" 4k 3D

We’ll be sure to do a good boob shake for the drone

you will...I've seen the video

I’ve got better videos than that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t decide if I like cars or boobs, I reckon boobs unles it’s at least a V8, in which case some 28Js might swing it. Anyone actually laid eyes on either in real life? How did it make your knob feel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guys guys, we need to be vigilant...the women are taking over this thread

Where's security?!

I put Danish on the door to accept bribes on my behalf she appears to be a mole

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Guys guys, we need to be vigilant...the women are taking over this thread

Where's security?!

I’ll fetch the water cannon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys guys, we need to be vigilant...the women are taking over this thread

Where's security?!

I bribed them with boob shakes

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

"Why does it take ages to pee after ejaculating? Asking for a man friend!!

A damned good question

I put it down to residual pipe blockage….

Here endeth the lesson

Ah ha! Thank you

"
thanks, I'll pass this information on to my man friend.

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"I'm all for a thread for men opened by men...but we shouldn't exclude anyone from it

It’s ok. I’m already here. Will you look after me?

...grab my arm

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

A bros only hangout? Bodacious, dudes. Alright, who wants their dick sucked?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not sure you want a straight answer on this

Fab straight answer?

Wouldn’t do it any other way

I actually do this

even though my pet name is Sasquatch

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A bros only hangout? Bodacious, dudes. Alright, who wants their dick sucked?

LvM"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm bored.

What's a-happening?

The men are revolting...

Oi Mr KC whose side are you on?? Not supposed to tell our secret I must say you have cracking tits!

Wait a minute!!!"

Errrrrrrrr

*Spreads legs, puts hands down pants and looks rakishly handsome*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm all for a thread for men opened by men...but we shouldn't exclude anyone from it

It’s ok. I’m already here. Will you look after me?

...grab my arm

Oooo

Is that not your arm?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys guys, we need to be vigilant...the women are taking over this thread

Where's security?!

I put Danish on the door to accept bribes on my behalf she appears to be a mole"

They sent me boob pics you didn't say anything about passing them to you

Danish

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm bored.

What's a-happening?

Is that a chocolate boob pudding or a fruity one ?

Proper Christmas pud, Olov. Wanna search for my sixpence?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm bored.

What's a-happening?

The men are revolting..."

Tell me something I don't know, KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm bored.

What's a-happening?

The men are revolting...

Oi Mr KC whose side are you on?? Not supposed to tell our secret I must say you have cracking tits!

Wait a minute!!!

Errrrrrrrr

*Spreads legs, puts hands down pants and looks rakishly handsome* "

Hmmm I'll keep my eye on you Mr!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guys guys, we need to be vigilant...the women are taking over this thread

Where's security?!

I put Danish on the door to accept bribes on my behalf she appears to be a mole

They sent me boob pics you didn't say anything about passing them to you

Danish"

Traitor!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm bored.

What's a-happening?

Is that a chocolate boob pudding or a fruity one ?

Proper Christmas pud, Olov. Wanna search for my sixpence?

"
I'd love to xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm bored.

What's a-happening?

The men are revolting...

Tell me something I don't know, KC

There's a general whiff of Lynx Africa in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition? "

That depends, do the rules state we can't use a ladder?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Ok ..apart from .boobs ..pussies lovely round bums and fetching us beers.... what have women ever done for us?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition? "

I’d prefer a sword fight in the cubicle

noises included and we have to pee with our trousers and pants round our ankles!!

Oh to be a kid again

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition?

That depends, do the rules state we can't use a ladder?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok ..apart from .boobs ..pussies lovely round bums and fetching us beers.... what have women ever done for us?

Invented fire extinguishers so we can have bigger flames and still be able to put them out

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition?

I’d prefer a sword fight in the cubicle

noises included and we have to pee with our trousers and pants round our ankles!!

Oh to be a kid again

And the good old ‘no hands whilst peeing’ trick at the urinal

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By *onnynclaireCouple over a year ago

Reading

Obviously I like the company of women but is nothing sacred? Just like when you take the lady out for dinner and she leans over and pinches your chips when she only wanted a salad!

Come on guys! Be vigilant!

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By *esthetic21Man over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"*twirls in and takes a seat in the corner*"
rebel

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Obviously I like the company of women but is nothing sacred? Just like when you take the lady out for dinner and she leans over and pinches your chips when she only wanted a salad!

Come on guys! Be vigilant!"
don't you hate it when she does that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Obviously I like the company of women but is nothing sacred? Just like when you take the lady out for dinner and she leans over and pinches your chips when she only wanted a salad!

Come on guys! Be vigilant!"

Exactly if you're not hungry leave my food alone (I really need a JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD gif here)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does it take ages to pee after ejaculating? Asking for a man friend!!

A damned good question

I put it down to residual pipe blockage….

Here endeth the lesson

Ah ha! Thank you

thanks, I'll pass this information on to my man friend. "
you need a space between spunking and pissing coz otherwise you wouldn't know if you were cumming or going

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition?

I’d prefer a sword fight in the cubicle

noises included and we have to pee with our trousers and pants round our ankles!!

Oh to be a kid again

And the good old ‘no hands whilst peeing’ trick at the urinal

This would explain why I, Mr KC, am aware of the gent's loos being fucking disgusting

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"I'm all for a thread for men opened by men...but we shouldn't exclude anyone from it

It’s ok. I’m already here. Will you look after me?

...grab my arm

Oooo

Is that not your arm?

...No, anatomically speaking, the arm is not located in the groin area

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By *drian HardthrobMan over a year ago

Worcester

Fellas, if we're going to establish dominance we'll need to build a pillow fort.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I'll just take a seat on the side, imbibe on my Gin and watch you gentlefolk slip and slide on the testosterone floor.

#Doughnut_the_Pastry: good evening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition?

I’d prefer a sword fight in the cubicle

noises included and we have to pee with our trousers and pants round our ankles!!

Oh to be a kid again

And the good old ‘no hands whilst peeing’ trick at the urinal

This would explain why I, Mr KC, am aware of the gent's loos being fucking disgusting

I've worked in spoons and can confirm the ladies aren't much better on a Friday/Saturday night mate don't stress us men have to stick together right?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition?

I’d prefer a sword fight in the cubicle

noises included and we have to pee with our trousers and pants round our ankles!!

Oh to be a kid again

And the good old ‘no hands whilst peeing’ trick at the urinal

This would explain why I, Mr KC, am aware of the gent's loos being fucking disgusting

Judging by some of the public gents loos I’ve been in, said unhanded urination is apparently quite a widely practiced art…..as one has to more or less wade in knee deep to reach the desired urinal…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll just take a seat on the side, imbibe on my Gin and watch you gentlefolk slip and slide on the testosterone floor.

#Doughnut_the_Pastry: good evening! "

Good evening sir how are you this pleasant day?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition?

I’d prefer a sword fight in the cubicle

noises included and we have to pee with our trousers and pants round our ankles!!

Oh to be a kid again

And the good old ‘no hands whilst peeing’ trick at the urinal

This would explain why I, Mr KC, am aware of the gent's loos being fucking disgusting

I've worked in spoons and can confirm the ladies aren't much better on a Friday/Saturday night mate don't stress us men have to stick together right?"

I have never been into the ladies loo, ergo I couldn't possibly pass comment....*nods*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fellas, if we're going to establish dominance we'll need to build a pillow fort."

Nah gotta be a tree house especially in a storm like today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition?

I’d prefer a sword fight in the cubicle

noises included and we have to pee with our trousers and pants round our ankles!!

Oh to be a kid again

And the good old ‘no hands whilst peeing’ trick at the urinal

This would explain why I, Mr KC, am aware of the gent's loos being fucking disgusting

Plus you need two hands on the wall anyone…stops that dickhead mate coming in and pushing your head into it….fucking hate my mates when they do that….I’d rather piss on my shoe than a lump in the middle of my head

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The hot topic: Blocked urinals. Is it wise to continue peeing in them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition?

I’d prefer a sword fight in the cubicle

noises included and we have to pee with our trousers and pants round our ankles!!

Oh to be a kid again

And the good old ‘no hands whilst peeing’ trick at the urinal

This would explain why I, Mr KC, am aware of the gent's loos being fucking disgusting

I've worked in spoons and can confirm the ladies aren't much better on a Friday/Saturday night mate don't stress us men have to stick together right?

I have never been into the ladies loo, ergo I couldn't possibly pass comment....*nods* "

Hmmm still think there's something different about you! New glasses?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The hot topic: Blocked urinals. Is it wise to continue peeing in them? "

Well is there an option of using a cubicle, a sink or the corner of the gents??

Or fuck it…heading to the women’s??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition?

I’d prefer a sword fight in the cubicle

noises included and we have to pee with our trousers and pants round our ankles!!

Oh to be a kid again

And the good old ‘no hands whilst peeing’ trick at the urinal

This would explain why I, Mr KC, am aware of the gent's loos being fucking disgusting

I've worked in spoons and can confirm the ladies aren't much better on a Friday/Saturday night mate don't stress us men have to stick together right?

I have never been into the ladies loo, ergo I couldn't possibly pass comment....*nods*

Hmmm still think there's something different about you! New glasses?"

Ummmmmmm yes. I AM due a haircut. *Ahem* visit to the barber...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The hot topic: Blocked urinals. Is it wise to continue peeing in them? "

Yeah just stand further back when they overflow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The hot topic: Blocked urinals. Is it wise to continue peeing in them? "

Isn't that the rule they gave us in PE though? "If a urinal is blocked piss on it until it gets fixed!"

Maybe I missed a word somewhere in that sentence???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fellas, if we're going to establish dominance we'll need to build a pillow fort."

BEST FUCKING IDEA EVERRRRRR!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there a gents in here? Anyone want a ‘who can piss up the wall the highest’ competition?

I’d prefer a sword fight in the cubicle

noises included and we have to pee with our trousers and pants round our ankles!!

Oh to be a kid again

And the good old ‘no hands whilst peeing’ trick at the urinal

This would explain why I, Mr KC, am aware of the gent's loos being fucking disgusting

I've worked in spoons and can confirm the ladies aren't much better on a Friday/Saturday night mate don't stress us men have to stick together right?

I have never been into the ladies loo, ergo I couldn't possibly pass comment....*nods*

Hmmm still think there's something different about you! New glasses?

Ummmmmmm yes. I AM due a haircut. *Ahem* visit to the barber...

Been sucking on that helium again too your voice sounds off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The hot topic: Blocked urinals. Is it wise to continue peeing in them? "

To avoid further issues i say we unblock them.. WITH EXPLOSIVES!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm all for a thread for men opened by men...but we shouldn't exclude anyone from it

It’s ok. I’m already here. Will you look after me?

...grab my arm

Oooo

Is that not your arm?

...No, anatomically speaking, the arm is not located in the groin area

Oops

Shall I kiss it better?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Talking of urinals and seeing as this is a chaps only room; you know those complimentary pineapple chunks that are left in urinals? They taste off right or is it just me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The hot topic: Blocked urinals. Is it wise to continue peeing in them?

To avoid further issues i say we unblock them.. WITH EXPLOSIVES!

Explosives, pillow forts and beer you know what would make this better?

Boobs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Talking of urinals and seeing as this is a chaps only room; you know those complimentary pineapple chunks that are left in urinals? They taste off right or is it just me? "

Yeh it's like those blue raspberry flavoured things worst tasting sweets ever

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"The hot topic: Blocked urinals. Is it wise to continue peeing in them?

To avoid further issues i say we unblock them.. WITH EXPLOSIVES!

Explosives, pillow forts and beer you know what would make this better?

Boobs!"

Where's boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The hot topic: Blocked urinals. Is it wise to continue peeing in them?

To avoid further issues i say we unblock them.. WITH EXPLOSIVES!

Explosives, pillow forts and beer you know what would make this better?

Boobs!

Where's boobs

No I was saying boobs would make it better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The hot topic: Blocked urinals. Is it wise to continue peeing in them?

To avoid further issues i say we unblock them.. WITH EXPLOSIVES!

Explosives, pillow forts and beer you know what would make this better?

Boobs!"

Bro.. theres boobies on the 4k..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talking of urinals and seeing as this is a chaps only room; you know those complimentary pineapple chunks that are left in urinals? They taste off right or is it just me? "

My man, i hate to break it to you.. those aint pineapple chunks

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Talking of urinals and seeing as this is a chaps only room; you know those complimentary pineapple chunks that are left in urinals? They taste off right or is it just me?

Yeh it's like those blue raspberry flavoured things worst tasting sweets ever"

Parma Violets? If so then by gum, never truer words spoken sir. They’re positively heinous!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"The hot topic: Blocked urinals. Is it wise to continue peeing in them?

To avoid further issues i say we unblock them.. WITH EXPLOSIVES!

Explosives, pillow forts and beer you know what would make this better?

Boobs!

Where's boobs

No I was saying boobs would make it better

There are no boobs here. This is a men's thread. There are categorical NO boobs AT ALL behind this screen. None.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Talking of urinals and seeing as this is a chaps only room; you know those complimentary pineapple chunks that are left in urinals? They taste off right or is it just me?

My man, i hate to break it to you.. those aint pineapple chunks "

I thought they tasted a bit….salty….

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The hot topic: Blocked urinals. Is it wise to continue peeing in them?

To avoid further issues i say we unblock them.. WITH EXPLOSIVES!

Explosives, pillow forts and beer you know what would make this better?

Boobs!

Bro.. theres boobies on the 4k..

Oh yeh! Carry on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talking of urinals and seeing as this is a chaps only room; you know those complimentary pineapple chunks that are left in urinals? They taste off right or is it just me?

My man, i hate to break it to you.. those aint pineapple chunks

I thought they tasted a bit….salty….

Salty?

Okay whos been jacking off into the urinals again?!

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I never do as I'm told....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Talking of urinals and seeing as this is a chaps only room; you know those complimentary pineapple chunks that are left in urinals? They taste off right or is it just me?

My man, i hate to break it to you.. those aint pineapple chunks

I thought they tasted a bit….salty….

Salty?

Okay whos been jacking off into the urinals again?!

The amount of sodium, potassium and other ions in urine would probably make it taste somewhat salty, not that I've ever tried it for taste

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"To avoid further issues I say we unblock them.. WITH EXPLOSIVES!

•

Or with EXPLETIVES! You won't believe how effective foul language is on a urinal. "Begone! Ye chewing gum infested flippin' piss tank".

It's the usual bog-standard method.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'll just take a seat on the side, imbibe on my Gin and watch you gentlefolk slip and slide on the testosterone floor.

#Doughnut_the_Pastry: good evening!

Good evening sir how are you this pleasant day?"

I'm very well, thank you. And thanks for hosting this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To avoid further issues I say we unblock them.. WITH EXPLOSIVES!

•

Or with EXPLETIVES! You won't believe how effective foul language is on a urinal. "Begone! Ye chewing gum infested flippin' piss tank".

It's the usual bog-standard method."

I love a good pun

"I'll just take a seat on the side, imbibe on my Gin and watch you gentlefolk slip and slide on the testosterone floor.

#Doughnut_the_Pastry: good evening!

Good evening sir how are you this pleasant day?

I'm very well, thank you. And thanks for hosting this!"

You're most welcome sir glad you could make it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any bar snacks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any bar snacks? "

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Talking of urinals and seeing as this is a chaps only room; you know those complimentary pineapple chunks that are left in urinals? They taste off right or is it just me? "

•

More to the point has anyone else noticed how peanuts in a pub taste different now that men have started washing their hands because of Covid? Uncanny.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Talking of urinals and seeing as this is a chaps only room; you know those complimentary pineapple chunks that are left in urinals? They taste off right or is it just me?

•

More to the point has anyone else noticed how peanuts in a pub taste different now that men have started washing their hands because of Covid? Uncanny.

Yeh seem less... tangy

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Talking of urinals and seeing as this is a chaps only room; you know those complimentary pineapple chunks that are left in urinals? They taste off right or is it just me?

•

More to the point has anyone else noticed how peanuts in a pub taste different now that men have started washing their hands because of Covid? Uncanny.

…..a little less salty and sans that certain stale smell….

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By *drian HardthrobMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Fellas, if we're going to establish dominance we'll need to build a pillow fort.

BEST FUCKING IDEA EVERRRRRR!!!!"

*Tips hat to you good sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those"

Not to worry gents i didnt just bring the cooler of beers with me

*rolls out caddy of snacks and nibbles*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those

Not to worry gents i didnt just bring the cooler of beers with me

*rolls out caddy of snacks and nibbles*"

Would it be wrong if I just popped some nuts in my mouth?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those

Not to worry gents i didnt just bring the cooler of beers with me

*rolls out caddy of snacks and nibbles*"

Good on you sir

(I need to get this taste out of my mouth asap!)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those

Not to worry gents i didnt just bring the cooler of beers with me

*rolls out caddy of snacks and nibbles*"

Is this what sin tastes like?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those

Not to worry gents i didnt just bring the cooler of beers with me

*rolls out caddy of snacks and nibbles*"

Have you not heard Doughnut always brings the snacks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those

Not to worry gents i didnt just bring the cooler of beers with me

*rolls out caddy of snacks and nibbles*

Is this what sin tastes like?!"

Ahaha oooh definitely not.. only the bravest of ppl find out what sin truly tastes like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those

Not to worry gents i didnt just bring the cooler of beers with me

*rolls out caddy of snacks and nibbles*

Have you not heard Doughnut always brings the snacks"

We men are ravenous beasts, the more food the better

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Good evening men.

Let's fill out drinking horns with mead and beer, and raise a toast to testicles.

What's the best stag do destination you've been on?

And what time do the strippers get here?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those

Not to worry gents i didnt just bring the cooler of beers with me

*rolls out caddy of snacks and nibbles*

Is this what sin tastes like?!

Ahaha oooh definitely not.. only the bravest of ppl find out what sin truly tastes like

Now, who would be the recipent of a little taste?! Would it be me, or the other one?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening men.

Let's fill out drinking horns with mead and beer, and raise a toast to testicles.

What's the best stag do destination you've been on?

And what time do the strippers get here? "

Only been on 2 stag do tbh my brothers and my own

My brother's we went to Whitney Bay and had a great weekend with lots of booze and laughter

Mine we went to Milton Keynes and had lots of alcohol and laughter but less boobs

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By *ullseye100Man over a year ago

Ireland

"Inspired by The_Bearded_Guy's thread let's get some bromances going

And no women allowed... unless you bribe me with some boobs to my inbox of course

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By *ullseye100Man over a year ago

Ireland

"Thanks for somewhere away from those pesky Fab women. They just throw themselves at my inbox all day long. They just don’t take no for an answer. Looking forward to a bit of peace and quiet here!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those

Not to worry gents i didnt just bring the cooler of beers with me

*rolls out caddy of snacks and nibbles*

Is this what sin tastes like?!

Ahaha oooh definitely not.. only the bravest of ppl find out what sin truly tastes like

Now, who would be the recipent of a little taste?! Would it be me, or the other one?!

Cant say without knowing whos doing the talking

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those

Not to worry gents i didnt just bring the cooler of beers with me

*rolls out caddy of snacks and nibbles*

Is this what sin tastes like?!

Ahaha oooh definitely not.. only the bravest of ppl find out what sin truly tastes like

Now, who would be the recipent of a little taste?! Would it be me, or the other one?!

Cant say without knowing whos doing the talking

Errrrrrrrr. Ummmmmmm. *Clears throat* It is I. Mr KC. Honest

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Tea and sandwiches anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If this had been entitled ‘women welcome’, I probably wouldn’t have been interested

‘Men only’ serves only to pique my curiosity ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any bar snacks?

Tbh I'd stay away from the pineapple chunks Sensuallover brought those

Not to worry gents i didnt just bring the cooler of beers with me

*rolls out caddy of snacks and nibbles*

Is this what sin tastes like?!

Ahaha oooh definitely not.. only the bravest of ppl find out what sin truly tastes like

Now, who would be the recipent of a little taste?! Would it be me, or the other one?!

Cant say without knowing whos doing the talking

Errrrrrrrr. Ummmmmmm. *Clears throat* It is I. Mr KC. Honest

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea and sandwiches anyone?"

No! We have beer and peanuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea and sandwiches anyone?

No! We have beer and peanuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I’m outta here if there’s no cake

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By *LiamMan over a year ago

Midlands

The tables are turning on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If this had been entitled ‘women welcome’, I probably wouldn’t have been interested

‘Men only’ serves only to pique my curiosity ..."

Me too. I’m a men only kinda girl

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