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By *LiamMan
over a year ago
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"That moment of dread knowing its goona be when you have to sit on the freezing cold toilet seat.
Any other momements where you have that feeling of dread?" opening the blinds in the morning, praying the car isn't iced over |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
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"That moment of dread knowing its goona be when you have to sit on the freezing cold toilet seat.
Any other momements where you have that feeling of dread? opening the blinds in the morning, praying the car isn't iced over"
Why? Just push the button on the thingy and it goes away ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By *LiamMan
over a year ago
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"That moment of dread knowing its goona be when you have to sit on the freezing cold toilet seat.
Any other momements where you have that feeling of dread? opening the blinds in the morning, praying the car isn't iced over
Why? Just push the button on the thingy and it goes away " because it takes ages ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"That horrible rumble in your stomach where you know you're about to do a really loud or smelly fact in public.
Smelly fart*"
I save them for packed trains and lifts, and on special occasions long queues in the shops or at the bar ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"That moment of dread knowing its goona be when you have to sit on the freezing cold toilet seat.
Any other momements where you have that feeling of dread? opening the blinds in the morning, praying the car isn't iced over
Why? Just push the button on the thingy and it goes away because it takes ages "
Mine doesn't ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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Nothing surely can top that moment of abject heart pounding panic and fearsome dread that suddenly engulfs one when you realise with consternation that having evacuated your bowels, there is no loo roll! ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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