You need to say why you have chose to contact us. If it's no more than "every hole's a goal" then that won't get you anywhere. If it's because you have good reason to think we'd get on and articulate why then the chances are we'll respond. |
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over a year ago
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"If you can manage more than 3 words you are already winning but humour is always a winner  "
Only more than 3 words. I should be ok then 
Do you set a maximum limit of words, when you think I can't be bothered to read this ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones that start.."Hey Baby" or "Hi "Babe" etc = Instant delete. We always send a polite and open message to those we like, and also answer a nice reply to most others unless they are the obvious single cell dick brains |
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Something engaging or shows that you’ve chosen us for a specific reason…not a copy and paste message you send everyone!
We’ll also check profile pics, and profile wording (to get a sense of you). If there’s nothing there to grab us or feel we aren’t on the same page then it’ll be a polite no thanks.
That’s why it’s not just important to have a good message, it’s making sure when you invite people into your FAB shop, you are well stocked so they’ll stay and browse
We straight delete dick pics, one liners, vulgar messages.
K |
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"Something engaging or shows that you’ve chosen us for a specific reason…not a copy and paste message you send everyone!
We’ll also check profile pics, and profile wording (to get a sense of you). If there’s nothing there to grab us or feel we aren’t on the same page then it’ll be a polite no thanks.
That’s why it’s not just important to have a good message, it’s making sure when you invite people into your FAB shop, you are well stocked so they’ll stay and browse
We straight delete dick pics, one liners, vulgar messages.
K"
Exactly this and a dose of humour Always.... |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
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Something that shows the person has read my profile is good, otherwise the guy could have sent the same message to all the ladies in the area.
A good set of varied photos on their profile and some text about themselves means I'm more likely to reply. No point in sending identical photos, as on the profile, as I always look at the profile before replying.
Sending a dick pic is not good.. Sending a face pic is good.
A bit of humour is always welcome.
Crude language nope. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Salutations fine maiden; Pray tell, might I inveigle thou to part thy luscious thighs for my licentious pleasure?’"
Works for me and I’m not a maiden and that wasn’t a PM..   |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"No, I don't need the bottle opener. I got my own thanks
That opening message, what does it need to say to you for it to receive a reply ? "
How would you approach someone if you met them in a bar or club or anywhere else if you have no idea then how bad could it be further down the line if not able to strike up a starting roll to a conversation. |
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"‘Salutations fine maiden; Pray tell, might I inveigle thou to part thy luscious thighs for my licentious pleasure?’
Works for me and I’m not a maiden and that wasn’t a PM.. "
 My silver tongue is in hot demand; Why only earlier today, I received a phone call from a certain Mr Boris Johnson who proceeded to beg me to give an official speech, exonerating and excusing him from some Christmas party misdemeanour that is presently troubling him….  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘Salutations fine maiden; Pray tell, might I inveigle thou to part thy luscious thighs for my licentious pleasure?’"
I like it
Not using it though, its hard enough understanding modern English |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Something tailored specifically to the profile and why you like it...
I find I'm more responsive if it's a little bit cheeky too and there are a few photos attached.
Hope that helps x |
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"Something tailored specifically to the profile and why you like it...
I find I'm more responsive if it's a little bit cheeky too and there are a few photos attached.
Hope that helps x"
It really does thanks |
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