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If you owned a racehorse what would you call it
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Anything seems to pass as a horse's name whenever I see them racing, so here are a couple of suggestions from me:
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Let's see the commentators got their laughing gear round those during a race. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything seems to pass as a horse's name whenever I see them racing, so here are a couple of suggestions from me:
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
or
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Let's see the commentators got their laughing gear round those during a race. "
Flat out Baader Meinhof illusion going on here. That is the second time in an hour I've read/heard that first quote about being in need of a wife 
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Your Mum beeeeecause - (Insert Jockeys name) is riding Your Mum. OR (Insert Jockeys name) is pushing Your Mum hard to the finish line, etc, etc"
Giving her a good whipping, riding her really hard and hanging on for dear life, I presume. |
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A few years ago Robbie Fowler and other Liverpool players tried to name a horse Betty Swallocks. The jockey club said they couldn't accept this. They decided to call it 'Some Horse' instead, so they could hear the commentary 'Some Horse is out in front' true story |
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"Your Mum beeeeecause - (Insert Jockeys name) is riding Your Mum. OR (Insert Jockeys name) is pushing Your Mum hard to the finish line, etc, etc
naughty! "
“You’re mum’s coming round the outside, jokename is riding her hard” |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"No more spikey hedges a friend once asked me if horses in the grand national are geldings. I said I doubt you would get a horse to drag it’s balls over 1 spikey hedge let alone 32"
Neiiiiiiiiigh! |
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