My gusset looks like a scene from a slasher film. I will never be able to hear the word "bloodclart" (you know when the kids think they're cool or hard) and think anything other than "just no, you sound like a used sanitary towel" |
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over a year ago
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*walks in, pauses at the threshold, looks left, right, then left again, like Michael Cain, proceeds to a corner, sits down and pulls out his kindle, ignores you all*
Some people find people reading books a sign of intelligence, and are also sapiosexual and may consider this flirtful behaviour. Those people are welcome to check out that I am in fact reading GooseBumps volume 23, and may leave me alone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"no flirting thread
post what you like but you cant flirt with anyone 
Is that a banner in your pocket .....
nope
That can only mean one thing  "
its a carrot or rudolph |
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Thanks to my efforts with trying to eat more and working out, my ass has grown a bit, definitely more squeezable and juicy for nibbling on.. and closer to needing to play peak-a-boo with my hole  |
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*opens the big heavy doors into a huge room of fabbers. The music drops dead and the muttering quietens to a deafening silence. Odd I thought, I only went to the toilet? I look down and totally forgot to pull my dress down. By the time I've looked up swarms of fabbers are heading in my direction. Scrambling over tables, chairs, the bar.. I dart my eyes in different directions and see Dangermouse scrambling over Erect Jim, Tmontana is nimble and body pops through the sea of chairs, Unicornsparkles has her arms outstretched as if to get to me first, batting anyone who gets in her way. Banta Claus has jumped on the bar and pounces on whoever is infront of him and gestures cracking a whip on this unfortunate person. TheVonMatterhorns dip their fingers in their ketchup, smudges it under their eyes and charges, sending people flying.* |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"no flirting thread
post what you like but you cant flirt with anyone
Is that a banner in your pocket .....
nope
That can only mean one thing
its a carrot or rudolph"
Must be rudolph with such a red nose. |
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"*opens the big heavy doors into a huge room of fabbers. The music drops dead and the muttering quietens to a deafening silence. Odd I thought, I only went to the toilet? I look down and totally forgot to pull my dress down. By the time I've looked up swarms of fabbers are heading in my direction. Scrambling over tables, chairs, the bar.. I dart my eyes in different directions and see Dangermouse scrambling over Erect Jim, Tmontana is nimble and body pops through the sea of chairs, Unicornsparkles has her arms outstretched as if to get to me first, batting anyone who gets in her way. Banta Claus has jumped on the bar and pounces on whoever is infront of him and gestures cracking a whip on this unfortunate person. TheVonMatterhorns dip their fingers in their ketchup, smudges it under their eyes and charges, sending people flying.*"
Oh now I am royalty pissed off, Woody has trod on my Kindle and smashed the screen in the melee |
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* I walk in, sit down in a corner as I faintly remember the words of ‘sound of silence’ as I stare blankly out of the window into the drizzling rain looking like I have just finished reading a philosophy book.
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ahhh you're too sweet