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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to have people sat in a line then I can sit on one, swivel on my foot and straddle the next and repeating.
Not sure what everyone would get out of it other than a good leg workout for me. |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"I want to have people sat in a line then I can sit on one, swivel on my foot and straddle the next and repeating.
Not sure what everyone would get out of it other than a good leg workout for me."
Could work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tuberose for her lovely comment on another post. Not sure where I'd sit though 
My face would do so I stop talking so much 
High 5 to that  "
I can't do that. I can't see a thing from down under   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs  
NBVN x
Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first  "
Once you're finished there NBVN, just move along onto mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs
NBVN x
Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first "
Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat 
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs
NBVN x
Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first
Once you're finished there NBVN, just move along onto mine "
Ooh thank you
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs
NBVN x
Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first
Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat
NBVN x"
I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs
NBVN x
Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first
Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat
NBVN x
I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time "
Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs
NBVN x
Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first
Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat
NBVN x
I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time
Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant "
I know its an awesome response 
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs
NBVN x
Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first
Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat
NBVN x
I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time
Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant
I know its an awesome response
NBVN x"
By the way when i say i can make it vibrate, i mean the best i can do is blow raspberries into your vagina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs
NBVN x
Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first
Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat
NBVN x
I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time
Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant
I know its an awesome response
NBVN x
By the way when i say i can make it vibrate, i mean the best i can do is blow raspberries into your vagina "
Hahaha that's exactly what I was imagining, so funny
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs
NBVN x
Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first
Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat
NBVN x
I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time
Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant
I know its an awesome response
NBVN x
By the way when i say i can make it vibrate, i mean the best i can do is blow raspberries into your vagina
Hahaha that's exactly what I was imagining, so funny
NBVN x"
Good, and dont forget your seat also comes with 2 cup holders and a joystick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs
NBVN x
Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first
Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat
NBVN x
I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time
Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant
I know its an awesome response
NBVN x
By the way when i say i can make it vibrate, i mean the best i can do is blow raspberries into your vagina
Hahaha that's exactly what I was imagining, so funny
NBVN x
Good, and dont forget your seat also comes with 2 cup holders and a joystick "
Tasteslikesin take a bow fella….I’ve got the image in my head and I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts….you sir have made my day |
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"I think Fiddlesticks. I'd tell him what I want for Christmas because I've been a good girl "
I think there’s a hard soft spot for a good naughty girl here.
Watch out for my wandering hands though. |
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"I think Fiddlesticks. I'd tell him what I want for Christmas because I've been a good girl
I think there’s a hard soft spot for a good naughty girl here.
Watch out for my wandering hands though. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sit on someone's face rather than lap as my arse is bony and will hurt their legs
NBVN x
Just let me go wash my face.. i mean your seat, first
Haha thank you very much, you look very comfortable as a seat
NBVN x
I can make it vibrate too if youd like a massage at the same time
Spat my drink out with that one…brilliant
I know its an awesome response
NBVN x
By the way when i say i can make it vibrate, i mean the best i can do is blow raspberries into your vagina
Hahaha that's exactly what I was imagining, so funny
NBVN x
Good, and dont forget your seat also comes with 2 cup holders and a joystick
Tasteslikesin take a bow fella….I’ve got the image in my head and I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts….you sir have made my day "
Thank you thank you, im here all week
And be sure you buy yourself a cushion in the shape of my face which we have on sale in the foyer, perfect gift for you or a loved one this christmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would also love to be a seat for a woman who wants to be caressed by the touch of another woman. I am a very attentive seat
NBVN x
You called….parks rather large peach in your lap xx"
Oh my darling I would so give you all of my attention and put your comfort and happiness in the forefront of my actions. Climb all over me and get yourself comfy 
NBVN x |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
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"I would also love to be a seat for a woman who wants to be caressed by the touch of another woman. I am a very attentive seat
NBVN x
You called….parks rather large peach in your lap xx
Oh my darling I would so give you all of my attention and put your comfort and happiness in the forefront of my actions. Climb all over me and get yourself comfy
NBVN x"
Gladly! You beautiful woman, we would have a lot of fun, my lap is free for you anytime also xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would also love to be a seat for a woman who wants to be caressed by the touch of another woman. I am a very attentive seat
NBVN x
You called….parks rather large peach in your lap xx
Oh my darling I would so give you all of my attention and put your comfort and happiness in the forefront of my actions. Climb all over me and get yourself comfy
NBVN x
Gladly! You beautiful woman, we would have a lot of fun, my lap is free for you anytime also xx"
Awesome, I will take you up on that lovely offer one day.
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?  "
*sits down and whispers…..”can I have a new iPhone please?” I’ll get off if you say yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?
*sits down and whispers…..”can I have a new iPhone please?” I’ll get off if you say yes. "
Of course! And remember, Santa NEVER lets you down! (You might want to show this to a significant other / relative in your life
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it? "
Ok I will and I'll whisper in your ear for someone to sit on my knee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?
Ok I will and I'll whisper in your ear for someone to sit on my knee "
Think of a forumite, on Christmas morning your wish is granted |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?
Ok I will and I'll whisper in your ear for someone to sit on my knee
Think of a forumite, on Christmas morning your wish is granted "
Bugga  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*cough* at this time of year it’s traditional to sit on St Nicks knee and whisper what you want into his ear isn’t it?
Ok I will and I'll whisper in your ear for someone to sit on my knee
Think of a forumite, on Christmas morning your wish is granted
Bugga "
Well it’s not a username I recognise, but I’ve swished some magic dust and on Christmas Morning Bugga, whoever THEY are, will sit on your knee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There’s a few I’d like to sit on and a few ladies I’d like to sit on my face too.
I can sit on your face and squash you "
Hahaha I doubt you would, me on the other hand. Monster thighs x |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"There’s a few I’d like to sit on and a few ladies I’d like to sit on my face too.
I can sit on your face and squash you
Hahaha I doubt you would, me on the other hand. Monster thighs x "
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers "
May I perch please?
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x"
Perch on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Perch on me "
I thought you'd never ask, you can have me perching or as your seat
NBVN x |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x"
Certainly. As you asked so nicely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Perch on me
I thought you'd never ask, you can have me perching or as your seat
NBVN x"
Oh my all of the above |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely "
Room for a little un? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely
Room for a little un? "
Now this could be fun...phwoar
NBVN x |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely "
I'm not asking just lie down |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely
Room for a little un? "
You bet..
Although based on your previous comment, you're not gonna be sitting on my thigh are you |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely
I'm not asking just lie down "
Okay okay, you can have the other thigh!
Running out of room here |
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"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely
Room for a little un?
Now this could be fun...phwoar
NBVN x"
12th November |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely
Room for a little un?
You bet..
Although based on your previous comment, you're not gonna be sitting on my thigh are you "
Nope |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely
I'm not asking just lie down
Okay okay, you can have the other thigh!
Running out of room here "
Awww
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely
Room for a little un?
You bet..
Although based on your previous comment, you're not gonna be sitting on my thigh are you
Nope "
Thought so... Hope you don't mind a beard tickle then |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely
Room for a little un?
Now this could be fun...phwoar
NBVN x
12th November "
????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely
Room for a little un?
You bet..
Although based on your previous comment, you're not gonna be sitting on my thigh are you
Nope
Thought so... Hope you don't mind a beard tickle then "
Tickle away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably wouldn't be very comfortable for someone if I sat on them...
But if anyone would like to perch themselves, I'm open to offers
May I perch please?
NBVN x
Certainly. As you asked so nicely
Room for a little un?
Now this could be fun...phwoar
NBVN x
12th November "
What does that mean, sorry?
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posted in the wrong thread maybe...? Guessing he meant to post in the 'fav pic above' thread "
I do have a pic with that date, so you are possibly right. Well done Columbo
NBVN x |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Posted in the wrong thread maybe...? Guessing he meant to post in the 'fav pic above' thread
I do have a pic with that date, so you are possibly right. Well done Columbo
NBVN x"
It's a great picture! He would be wise to have chosen it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posted in the wrong thread maybe...? Guessing he meant to post in the 'fav pic above' thread
I do have a pic with that date, so you are possibly right. Well done Columbo
NBVN x
It's a great picture! He would be wise to have chosen it"
I am blushing now, stop it.... no don't stop
NBVN x |
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