I'm a very junior staff member at a hospital and I was attending a medical emergency.
One of the doctors said, "Are you going to be our consultant on this one? Ah ha ha haa!"
I replied, "That'd be simple. I'd just ask everyone else their opinion then delegate everything to a nurse." |
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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago
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"In tribute to the late great Tommy Cooper.
Doctor it hurts when I do that...
Well don't do that 
I’ve broke my leg in two places.
Well don’t go to those places. "
A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'
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"In tribute to the late great Tommy Cooper.
Doctor it hurts when I do that...
Well don't do that
I’ve broke my leg in two places.
Well don’t go to those places.
A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'
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By (user no longer on site)
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A bloke walks into the doctors and says:-
Doctor one of my bollox has gone really big.
Doctor replys:-
Get it out then, let's have a look.
The man unzips and drops a bollock on the doctors table the size of a bowling ball.
The Doctor says,:-
Fuckkkkk me that's massive hahahaha, I've got to take a pic of that to show my mate's.
The man says:-
If your going to be like that I'm not going to show you the big one
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