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Let's say you were abducted by aliens because you were chosen to be part of their breeding program to either help repopulate a planet or save a dying species. They do give you the option to either go ahead with it or ask to be taken back home.
Would you go through with it or would you ask to be taken home? |
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"Let's say you were abducted by aliens because you were chosen to be part of their breeding program to either help repopulate a planet or save a dying species. They do give you the option to either go ahead with it or ask to be taken back home.
Would you go through with it or would you ask to be taken home?"
I'd love to be abducted by aliens for a trip out around the galaxy... as for repopulating a planet though, they would need to sort out the vasectomy first   |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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Well given that I've lost 12 human babies, I'd probably just let them know I'd be a bit pointless and shit at it and ask to go home so I could mull over my pointless existence under my duvet 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take me to your leader! 
Id ask to be taken off this god forsaken rock and go elsewhere, who knows might be some cool James Cameron Avatar deal and live on another planet with floaty sky rocks and huge jungles  |
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Why not. I am happy to wank into a pot for anyone, as long as they had good porn…..
…..what you thought that an alien race that has managed to discover interstellar travel would actually need physical copulation to procreate? Nope, you’re wanking in a tube and no mistaking. Probably have artificial wombs as well. Bloody clever those aliens. |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Interesting scenario....
Unfortunately all I can stop thinking about is Spinal Taps track - "Sex Farm!"
Are they curvy big breasted Amazonian women? Just asking for a friend (ahem!)
Knowing my luck I'd just get probed & tagged like a dog & put back 2hrs later!
...."sex farm woman, sex fam woman" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If i get subjected to around the clock sex by a Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler and a Clive Owen bunch of lookalike aliens, I'm up for it.... even though my bits dont work anymore, I'll lie til they take me! If they all look like Marty Feldman, I'm chaining myself to a wall and staying put at home! |
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"I'd ask to go home before they told me I had to . Ain't no alien planet gonna want a 65 year old woman for anything other than baby sitting.
Well, i think you're out of this world.  "
Aw that's nice, thank you |
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"I'd ask to go home before they told me I had to . Ain't no alien planet gonna want a 65 year old woman for anything other than baby sitting.
What she said, plus I can knit baby clothes.
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Jeez I don't want to spend the rest of my life doing that! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd ask to go home before they told me I had to . Ain't no alien planet gonna want a 65 year old woman for anything other than baby sitting.
What she said, plus I can knit baby clothes.
Jeez I don't want to spend the rest of my life doing that! "
You might get all the tea and sandwiches you can eat |
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"I'd ask to go home before they told me I had to . Ain't no alien planet gonna want a 65 year old woman for anything other than baby sitting.
What she said, plus I can knit baby clothes.
Jeez I don't want to spend the rest of my life doing that!
You might get all the tea and sandwiches you can eat "
So basically an extra terrestrial old people's home, will there be bingo with animal shapes instead of numbers? |
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