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If your penis made a sound evey time it got hard...

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

What sound would it make?

I'm thinking I'd like a sliding whistle sound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awooooooga.

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By *kaythen07Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

Bad-oing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another for badoing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'll make it clear here and now. Absolutely NO interest in any rising cock that doesn't start like a distant stampede of horses in the distance and finish like a Sonic Jet breaking sound barriers overhead.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

The intro chord from a hard day's night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would be whatever reluctance sounds like

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Rhapsody in blue?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Leslie Phillips style "ding dong" would be great to start with, but would become tiresome quickly if I was having a particularly horny day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The intro to Knights of Cydonia by Muse.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm nicking this O.P.......

See you shortly on the vag thread.

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By *andyblokeMan over a year ago

birmingham

Like a steam train at full speed entering a tunnel

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

A noise a clowns nose makes when squeezed

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By *lectrumMan over a year ago

south shields

Beep beep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On my own: uurgh ffs

With a woman: yippee!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Benny Hill theme

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Mine would play the last post

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

That noise from the beginning of the original Grange Hill theme tune

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That noise from the beginning of the original Grange Hill theme tune

"Wah-wa wah waaoohh"? Nice

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By *igJFromSAMan over a year ago

Woking

The opening guitar riff from Money for Nothing

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"That noise from the beginning of the original Grange Hill theme tune

"Wah-wa wah waaoohh"? Nice"

That's the badger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The chorus of Here I go Again by Whitesnake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bad-oing"

Anyone who didn't say this doesn't know what they are talking about

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By *kaythen07Man over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Bad-oing

Anyone who didn't say this doesn't know what they are talking about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have a penis but if I did I'd like to think it would rise to the tune of I'm so excited.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sound leather makes, idk how to describe it *shrugs*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Probably a similar noise to when I get up off the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a funny thought!

Now wish I had a penis.

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By *unmatt888Man over a year ago

Duns

Roger Daltrey’s “YEAAHHHHH!” from Won’t Get Fooled Again, like the start of an episode of CSI: Miami.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know that ascending, massive sonic booming mini trailer advertising Dolby Surround sound you get in cinemas prior to the film?

Yeah….that

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By *urplechesterCouple over a year ago

chester

I like to think that Mr’s plays Bohemian Rhapsody

Miss pc

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

I'd be so amused if a penis did a pepperami rant...they do sometimes look a bit angry when they're all hard and spitty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think Id like mine to say "Ding Dong" in the style of Lesley Phillips.

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

Mine would go ‘vroom vroom’ to indicate its ready to take you for a ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a funny thought!

Now wish I had a penis. "

You can atleast sit in front of a mirror and spend hours practicing pussy ventriloquism

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Mine sadly doesn't make a sound but looks at me wondering when I'm going to take it for a walk

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By *haggydogMan over a year ago

Brooklands/London

Klaxon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Another for badoing"

I’d like to change mine to the noise Wolverines claws make please

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

But if it did maybe just growl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sound of a light Saber turning on is surely the correct answer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sound of a zip opening

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

The parking sensors on a car.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The noise 'kit' made from Knight Rider whenever his red l.e.d light went side to side when scanning the area

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would shout “oi oi saveloy!’

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I vote for Jack Nicholson in The Shining calling out Here's Johnny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure but it would be cool

If it made that noise trains make just as they enter a tunnel

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By *lixerMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Rhapsody in blue?

Two great choices. A connoisseur!

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By *r-8-BBCMan over a year ago

LONDON

"What sound would it make?

I'm thinking I'd like a sliding whistle sound

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

Actually I'm gonna change mine to the noise super mario made when he got a mushroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would be the sound made when sonic collect a ring

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd like mine to sound like the warning noise a submarine makes

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

A nice ding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oy brain, leave the rest to me"

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man over a year ago

Worcester

Okay I've made up my mind... The noise a Ghostbusters proton pack makes when it fires up

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan over a year ago

sheffield

Sound of T Rex from Jurassic park

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would be the noise when somebody gets an answer wrong on family fortunes.

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

K's actually does, if you've ever heard his Boing video

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Champions League theme tune.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boom boom lets shake the room tick tick tick tick boom ...lol

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

Doodle doodle cock!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That noise bagpuss makes when he yawns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The x buzzer noise from family fortune's

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What a funny thought!

Now wish I had a penis. "

I often wish I had a penis.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

Has to be

Yaba-Daba-Do

From the flintstones as it’s about to make the bed rock

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

It normally starts with the theme from Grange Hill and sadly ends with a mashup between the theme of Hill Street Blues Mash. FML, I have problems.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It normally starts with the theme from Grange Hill and sadly ends with a mashup between the theme of Hill Street Blues Mash. FML, I have problems."

Your Flux Capacitor needs a service.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would be just like the Dolby THX introduction sound that plays in cinemas

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"It normally starts with the theme from Grange Hill and sadly ends with a mashup between the theme of Hill Street Blues Mash. FML, I have problems.

Your Flux Capacitor needs a service.

There is a lot of unwanted glitter to be TBF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Staying alive by The Bee Gees!

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By *eyondhornyMan over a year ago

Edwardsville

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At my age makes a creaking noise as it gradually rises to the occasion

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By *..FirstMan over a year ago

london

Opening piece to Carmina Burana’s Orff

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By *jekimMan over a year ago

Wigan

Like the spring behind old doors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Z-cars theme tune lol

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

That sound a light saber makes when opening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would start humming Grieg's

In the Hall of the Mountain King or

Peer Gynt 'Morning'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The tune of “I’m still standing” by Elton John

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It starts to whistle “The ride of the Valkyries”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would be crying because nobody ever sucks it.

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By *ervent X KissMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I'm nicking this O.P.......

See you shortly on the vag thread. "

That’s be something- to hear when a woman is turned on!

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By *ervent X KissMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

"What a funny thought!

Now wish I had a penis. "

U can have mine!

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Star Wars light saber being swithced on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roger Daltrey’s “YEAAHHHHH!” from Won’t Get Fooled Again, like the start of an episode of CSI: Miami."

Would you have to make a pun and put sunglasses on it as the music starts??

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