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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Holy Fucking Moly Batman! Someone has asked this.... Search in your search engine (where else???), for:-
"How to light a fart on fire and not burn down the house or singe the pets"
I don't belieeeeeeve it!???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo???
I thought this would be right up your street 
Did you get a oddie yet? "
Errrr …Staaaap
I’ll get one if they make a Fendi logo version
Thankfully I see you haven’t YET decided to mix the horrid with the horrendous (oddie+crocs)
But somehow I feel like this is just a momentary moment of bliss  |
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"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo???
I thought this would be right up your street
Did you get a oddie yet?
Errrr …Staaaap
I’ll get one if they make a Fendi logo version
Thankfully I see you haven’t YET decided to mix the horrid with the horrendous (oddie+crocs)
But somehow I feel like this is just a momentary moment of bliss "
I'm going to wear a santa hat as well, it's coming this December |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo???
I thought this would be right up your street
Did you get a oddie yet?
Errrr …Staaaap
I’ll get one if they make a Fendi logo version
Thankfully I see you haven’t YET decided to mix the horrid with the horrendous (oddie+crocs)
But somehow I feel like this is just a momentary moment of bliss
I'm going to wear a santa hat as well, it's coming this December "
Mismatch the colours and ur gonna look a hot mess  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only way im gonna be there if theres a musical element to it
Like …
My fart will go on - Titanic
Call me when its organised!!  "
What about Burning Fart by Survivor? |
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"What the fuck is going on today? Why is everyone just gross? Have I missed the latest memo???
I thought this would be right up your street
Did you get a oddie yet?
Errrr …Staaaap
I’ll get one if they make a Fendi logo version
Thankfully I see you haven’t YET decided to mix the horrid with the horrendous (oddie+crocs)
But somehow I feel like this is just a momentary moment of bliss
I'm going to wear a santa hat as well, it's coming this December
Mismatch the colours and ur gonna look a hot mess "
I'll make sure there's no clashing, I'd don't want to look stupid |
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"Only way im gonna be there if theres a musical element to it
Like …
My fart will go on - Titanic
Call me when its organised!!
What about Burning Fart by Survivor?"
Straight in at Number 2? Probably means you’re disqualified!! |
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Well reading some of today's posts regarding farts and snot is, that I think it's reassuring me of my own sanity, because if some of the people writing them are normal, then I don't want to be normal.
About the only thing that I can say is 100% positive about being single is that you don't have to get up in the middle of the night to let out a rip rap roarer, and arsehole tearer, but given the choice, if I had a gorgeous woman lying along side me, I think that I'd be more than happy to head for the en suite to have a blast if the need arose. |
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"Well reading some of today's posts regarding farts and snot is, that I think it's reassuring me of my own sanity, because if some of the people writing them are normal, then I don't want to be normal.
About the only thing that I can say is 100% positive about being single is that you don't have to get up in the middle of the night to let out a rip rap roarer, and arsehole tearer, but given the choice, if I had a gorgeous woman lying along side me, I think that I'd be more than happy to head for the en suite to have a blast if the need arose. "
Nonsense!! Girls love it when you fart and pull the covers over them - always makes them laugh - only thing they enjoy more is being punched in the arm and called ‘mate!’ - for the record I’m single…., Ladieees!! |
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"Well reading some of today's posts regarding farts and snot is, that I think it's reassuring me of my own sanity, because if some of the people writing them are normal, then I don't want to be normal.
About the only thing that I can say is 100% positive about being single is that you don't have to get up in the middle of the night to let out a rip rap roarer, and arsehole tearer, but given the choice, if I had a gorgeous woman lying along side me, I think that I'd be more than happy to head for the en suite to have a blast if the need arose.
Nonsense!! Girls love it when you fart and pull the covers over them - always makes them laugh - only thing they enjoy more is being punched in the arm and called ‘mate!’ - for the record I’m single…., Ladieees!! "
I suppose that as you pull the covers over them, you could tell them that this is you just, "arsing about." |
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"I'm guessing after multiple guys have made their deposit she farts the come out?
Each to thier own but it's not my cup of tea, no thank you."
Isn’t that feltching?
I’m going to have to google it. My mind has gone into overdrive and I can’t not google it 
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Ok I googled it.
When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.
That’s not as bad as I thought |
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"Ok I googled it.
When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.
That’s not as bad as I thought "
Basically sending methane molecules or as I call them "poo particles" into someone's nasal cavity.... or throat if its particularly potent |
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"Ok I googled it.
When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.
That’s not as bad as I thought "
Well you say that, this is a genuine review for an 'Airzooka'- a sort of sound cannon that a couple of US military repurposed during R&R time
”I received one of these as a Christmas gift while deployed. Naturally, it only took a few minutes for two of my soldiers to attempt firing a fart through it. The key is to have the “gunner” cock and hold the weapon while the “loader” does his thing. It took nearly two full seconds for the blast to cross the tent, resulting in the Major suddenly flailing his arms and yelling “oh, gawed! I got it in my mouth!”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok I googled it.
When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.
That’s not as bad as I thought
Well you say that, this is a genuine review for an 'Airzooka'- a sort of sound cannon that a couple of US military repurposed during R&R time
”I received one of these as a Christmas gift while deployed. Naturally, it only took a few minutes for two of my soldiers to attempt firing a fart through it. The key is to have the “gunner” cock and hold the weapon while the “loader” does his thing. It took nearly two full seconds for the blast to cross the tent, resulting in the Major suddenly flailing his arms and yelling “oh, gawed! I got it in my mouth!”
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OMG
I laughed too hard at that x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok I googled it.
When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.
That’s not as bad as I thought "
It's all fun & games until the fart turns out to be a shart... |
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"Ok I googled it.
When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.
That’s not as bad as I thought
Well you say that, this is a genuine review for an 'Airzooka'- a sort of sound cannon that a couple of US military repurposed during R&R time
”I received one of these as a Christmas gift while deployed. Naturally, it only took a few minutes for two of my soldiers to attempt firing a fart through it. The key is to have the “gunner” cock and hold the weapon while the “loader” does his thing. It took nearly two full seconds for the blast to cross the tent, resulting in the Major suddenly flailing his arms and yelling “oh, gawed! I got it in my mouth!”
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"Ok I googled it.
When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.
That’s not as bad as I thought
Well you say that, this is a genuine review for an 'Airzooka'- a sort of sound cannon that a couple of US military repurposed during R&R time
”I received one of these as a Christmas gift while deployed. Naturally, it only took a few minutes for two of my soldiers to attempt firing a fart through it. The key is to have the “gunner” cock and hold the weapon while the “loader” does his thing. It took nearly two full seconds for the blast to cross the tent, resulting in the Major suddenly flailing his arms and yelling “oh, gawed! I got it in my mouth!”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok I googled it.
When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.
That’s not as bad as I thought
Well you say that, this is a genuine review for an 'Airzooka'- a sort of sound cannon that a couple of US military repurposed during R&R time
”I received one of these as a Christmas gift while deployed. Naturally, it only took a few minutes for two of my soldiers to attempt firing a fart through it. The key is to have the “gunner” cock and hold the weapon while the “loader” does his thing. It took nearly two full seconds for the blast to cross the tent, resulting in the Major suddenly flailing his arms and yelling “oh, gawed! I got it in my mouth!”
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Brilliant - I want an airzooka - thats going on my Christmas list |
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I'll definitely pass on that 
