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Substitute for lube.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So. You run out of lube just before you decide on some anal play.
What do you use instead ?
Boyfriend says butter 
Brando style, nice.."
Haven’t seen it. Should I be worried.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As Frank Zappa sang
A girl don't need
No fancy grease
To get herself
Some rump release
Any kind
Of lube'll do
Maybe from another
Part of you
Lube from the north
Lube from the south
Take a little slobber
From the side of
Your mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swarfega
That'll make his arse nice and slippy. 
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You're right. If he wants to use butter then he must demonstrate its effectiveness on himself with a huge strap on.  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Silicon dashboard shine also makes it smell like Summer Meadows if she farts - so win win there i think!! 
She ??? We are talking men holes here. "
Any hole's a goal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breastmilk if it's handy. Very good for the skin too - I've made plenty of breastmilk lotions "
I could do with some for a patch of skin which isn't healing.. i miss these days ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breastmilk if it's handy. Very good for the skin too - I've made plenty of breastmilk lotions
I could do with some for a patch of skin which isn't healing.. i miss these days !"
I always had boobs dangling over rashes or cuts/scrapes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breastmilk if it's handy. Very good for the skin too - I've made plenty of breastmilk lotions
I could do with some for a patch of skin which isn't healing.. i miss these days !
I always had boobs dangling over rashes or cuts/scrapes."
Me too ! I even used it for my sons cradle cap in his brows |
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