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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don’t mean actually how quickly do you cum, I mean how fast is your hand movement.

MPH / KPH / meters per second are all acceptable forms of currency.

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK here goes..

Oh oh ooooh.

Shit.

Already?

That fast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could recharge my phone in three minutes.

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Depends on my mood, the window of opportunity…I’ve been known to have a few frantic wanks!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Weird flex bro..

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"I don’t mean actually how quickly do you cum, I mean how fast is your hand movement.

MPH / KPH / meters per second are all acceptable forms of currency.

Love and Peace

As my hand doesn’t have far to travel it probably looks quicker than it is. But looks quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Depends on my mood, the window of opportunity…I’ve been known to have a few frantic wanks!"

A frantic wank? That sounds fast

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I list it in PPM (pumps per minute)?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once it hits 88mph I can see porn from any time period

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Weird flex bro..

I don’t flex when I wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its mine, and I will wash it as fast as I want!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I list it in PPM (pumps per minute)? "

Yes, we accept all forms of currency here

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By *ames5169Man over a year ago

Birmingham

It’s my Willy and I’ll wash it as fast as I want!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Once it hits 88mph I can see porn from any time period

Sounds like a lot of Gigawatts that does

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Once it hits 88mph I can see porn from any time period

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once it hits 88mph I can see porn from any time period

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wierd flux bro.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about strokes per minute?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can hit about 45mph then my glasses slide down then I need to stop and push them back up and go again

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By *urplechesterCouple over a year ago

chester

It depends on how charged the batteries are

Miss pc

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Depends on whether payment is per cum or per hour ........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Depends on whether payment is per cum or per hour ........

Per cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once it hits 88mph I can see porn from any time period

Sounds like a lot of Gigawatts that does

Definitely exhausts my flux capacitor

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Slow hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once it hits 88mph I can see porn from any time period

wierd flux bro. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So fast have the face of a wanking Japanese (jap)

It's just an expression my friend's mother used & always made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you have an aid to help and it makes you cum super rapidly would that make it a 2 stroke (fucking) engine?

Sorry, I’ll get my coat and see my self out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not as fast as the flash or superman

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

Enough to start a fire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t mean actually how quickly do you cum, I mean how fast is your hand movement.

MPH / KPH / meters per second are all acceptable forms of currency.

Love and Peace

Seems I can wank at 67mph

Or at least that's what the policeman told me after he pulled me over

But bad news is he said I should have only been wanking at 30mph

So I'm now at court next week

He also didn't believe that I was doing it as purely a scientific experiment for Fab

So are you available as my witness next week?

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could probably pump up a tractor tyre in two minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

69mph

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"69mph"

I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a 807-horsepower Hellcrate Redeye 6.2-liter Supercharged HEMI V-8, but I prefer to let a woman do it or cum with sex rather than wanking!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t mean actually how quickly do you cum, I mean how fast is your hand movement.

MPH / KPH / meters per second are all acceptable forms of currency.

Love and Peace

According to my synchronicity with the music I listen to, I can do up to 160BPM on a good day.

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By *crow747Man over a year ago

Cambridge

"Once it hits 88mph I can see porn from any time period

wierd flux bro. "

...well...that capacitor had a hole in the middle...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Great fast wanking everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

watch out for friction burns and try not to tear the head off it, anger baiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm very much the edging and tease kind of guy....even my wanks aren't quick, so you can imagine what I'm like in a full on session lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm very much the edging and tease kind of guy....even my wanks aren't quick, so you can imagine what I'm like in a full on session lol "

I timed myself against the air fryer the other foreplay and done if less than 15 mins, real lucky lady my mrs.

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By *ustcurious1000Couple over a year ago

Milton Keynes

If I have been horny all day and finally give in less then two mins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I have been horny all day and finally give in less then two mins "

I’ll race you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slow and steady wins the race.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slow and steady wins the race. "

…..I’ll race you…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slow and steady wins the race.

…..I’ll race you…

Embrace your inner turtle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slow and steady wins the race.

…..I’ll race you…

Embrace your inner turtle

You can’t be a good wanker if you’re doing it slow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Length of shaft (inches) x 0.0254 = length in metres

Length (m) x fraction of shaft covered per stroke x (strokes/minute)/60 = wank speed in standard SI units for velocity (m/s)

Ladies, you can sort out your own formula. I imagine it will involve Pi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Length of shaft (inches) x 0.0254 = length in metres

Length (m) x fraction of shaft covered per stroke x (strokes/minute)/60 = wank speed in standard SI units for velocity (m/s)

Ladies, you can sort out your own formula. I imagine it will involve Pi.

Mr"
is a stroke a full lap? Or just a there. Or a back.

And are we using an adjusted penis size ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Length of shaft (inches) x 0.0254 = length in metres

Length (m) x fraction of shaft covered per stroke x (strokes/minute)/60 = wank speed in standard SI units for velocity (m/s)

Ladies, you can sort out your own formula. I imagine it will involve Pi.

Mris a stroke a full lap? Or just a there. Or a back.

And are we using an adjusted penis size ?"

Stroke is either up or down - as on 4 strokes being suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

Adjusted for what? The usual fab exaggeration?

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

According to my fitbit: approximately 8mph.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slow and steady wins the race.

…..I’ll race you…

Embrace your inner turtle

You can’t be a good wanker if you’re doing it slow

I am a right wanker

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By *hil most chillMan over a year ago

South East & Europe

Sloooow, then fast, repeat for a few hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"According to my fitbit: approximately 8mph."

good speed

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

Some days I can be speedy gonzales. Other times I can be the slow turtle

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By *ir SupremacyMan over a year ago

Bolton

88 Miles per hour....but that's in the past ha xxx

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

"According to my fitbit: approximately 8mph."

This is why we have “smart” tech

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For myself - I like slow clit stimulation so there won't be any fast hand movements.

For dicks - I'll do it just how you like it

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

I've given myself a friction burn a couple of times in my younger years. That might be frequency rather than speed though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slow and steady wins the race.

…..I’ll race you…

Embrace your inner turtle

All of a sudden, the urge has disappeared somehow.

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By *otcrossedbunsCouple over a year ago

south west

"Once it hits 88mph I can see porn from any time period

Sounds like a lot of Gigawatts that does

where does the flux capacitor go?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m crap at wanking would rather someone else do it for me

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By *scobar67Man over a year ago

glasgow

Depends on who I'm wanking too

But I like to mix it up... Slow.. Fast.. Slow

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By *hunkymonkey81Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Why rush a wank its meant to.be slow and enjoyable

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