Dodgy Dave ‘ere. ‘Ow yer doing? My back’s giving me a bit of gyp ‘ere but enough o’that.
Any ‘ow, so I’ve got a batch of 500 doughnut cushions that fell off the back of a lorry here guv/darlin’.
Yer know the sort, for yer arse when yer get piles right? Yeah?
Unfortunately, no one’s takin’ the buggers (seem to be embarrassed or somethin’?)
Any ‘ow - can yer give us alternative usages so I can shift ‘em quick like? Cheers squire/luv  |
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"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!
The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers! "
I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it. |
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"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!
The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!
I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it. "
I'll take your cut  |
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"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!
The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!
I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.
I'll take your cut "
OK, you taking me out for a meal?  |
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"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!
The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!
I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.
I'll take your cut
OK, you taking me out for a meal? "
Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off  |
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"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!
The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!
I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.
I'll take your cut
OK, you taking me out for a meal?
Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off "
Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages  ) |
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"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!
The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!
I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.
I'll take your cut
OK, you taking me out for a meal?
Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off
Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages ) "
When there is a will, there is a way 
I think we could sell some pillows at the same time |
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"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!
The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!
I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.
I'll take your cut
OK, you taking me out for a meal?
Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off
Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages ) "
 That’s quite alright - ‘ow about I flog yer both a big pile o’me pillows to lay on? I’ll make a Luv nest o’sorts? See, diamond geezer me - always looking art for others like |
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"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!
The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!
I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.
I'll take your cut
OK, you taking me out for a meal?
Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off
Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages )
That’s quite alright - ‘ow about I flog yer both a big pile o’me pillows to lay on? I’ll make a Luv nest o’sorts? See, diamond geezer me - always looking art for others like "
I knew I could count on you to help out, cheers buddy |
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"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!
The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!
I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.
I'll take your cut
OK, you taking me out for a meal?
Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off
Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages )
That’s quite alright - ‘ow about I flog yer both a big pile o’me pillows to lay on? I’ll make a Luv nest o’sorts? See, diamond geezer me - always looking art for others like
I knew I could count on you to help out, cheers buddy "
My pleasure Guv’ner; stick with Dave - I’ll always see yer right I will |
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"Cor Blimey! These are great ideas! Yer should all cam and work for me!
The facking pillo’s are selling like shit off a shovel ‘ere thanks to yer input. Cheers!
I'd take a cut of the profit but can't with dodgy dealings. Damn it.
I'll take your cut
OK, you taking me out for a meal?
Damn right but I'm pouring my desert cream on you and licking it off
Only if it's on the restaurant table. (don't worry op, we will be taking this to private messages )
That’s quite alright - ‘ow about I flog yer both a big pile o’me pillows to lay on? I’ll make a Luv nest o’sorts? See, diamond geezer me - always looking art for others like
I knew I could count on you to help out, cheers buddy
My pleasure Guv’ner; stick with Dave - I’ll always see yer right I will "
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