"Cheesecake - job done 
You making it?  "
Ahhhh…..my baking skills are admittedly and highly regretfully, marginally smaller than a gnats clitoris but…..I can buy you a lovely one from the shop and gallantly help you to devour it   |
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"Cheesecake - job done
You making it?
Ahhhh…..my baking skills are admittedly and highly regretfully, marginally smaller than a gnats clitoris but…..I can buy you a lovely one from the shop and gallantly help you to devour it "
Oh well that’s an offer a girl can’t possibly refuse.
You can pick the flavour just not mandarin it’s grim. |
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"I'm sending you a grey joggers pic. (me, Mrs wearing). It does look like I have a dick bulge but just ignore it 
OK, 1 minute.. "
Haha ooooh. I’m excited. The only dick bulge you should have is a strap on one when you fuck me hehehe |
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"Honestly feeling like a fugly moose right now. So thank you you lovely lovely people.  just feel like shit. "
Big hugs for you ((((( ))))) (ooo my hand inadvertently on purpose slipped onto your bottom….) xxx |
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This made me giggle
Just renewed my car insurance and the woman said.…
Before you go do you have any pets?
Me.. Yes I have a dog
Her.. Would you like to
insure him?
Me... No he can't drive. |
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"This made me giggle
Just renewed my car insurance and the woman said.…
Before you go do you have any pets?
Me.. Yes I have a dog
Her.. Would you like to
insure him?
Me... No he can't drive."
Hahaha that did raise a smile.  . That’s such a Lee Mack joke. |
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"Honestly feeling like a fugly moose right now. So thank you you lovely lovely people. just feel like shit.
Big hugs for you ((((( ))))) (ooo my hand inadvertently on purpose slipped onto your bottom….) xxx"
Cheeky accident my arse. Haha see what I did there. ?? |
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"Just remember, we are going out out on the 4th Dec for your birthday 
We get to buy new outfits and fill the hotel bath with alcohol  "
I honestly cannot fucking wait. I need this!!! Xxx |
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"Honestly feeling like a fugly moose right now. So thank you you lovely lovely people. just feel like shit.
Big hugs for you ((((( ))))) (ooo my hand inadvertently on purpose slipped onto your bottom….) xxx
Cheeky accident my arse. Haha see what I did there. ??"
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"Just remember, we are going out out on the 4th Dec for your birthday
We get to buy new outfits and fill the hotel bath with alcohol
I honestly cannot fucking wait. I need this!!! Xxx"
We will have a blast! Xxx |
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"Just remember, we are going out out on the 4th Dec for your birthday
We get to buy new outfits and fill the hotel bath with alcohol
I honestly cannot fucking wait. I need this!!! Xxx
We will have a blast! Xxx"
Hell Yes! Xx |
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If you're feeling grumpy try this.
1, stick your left thumb in your left ear.
2. Stick your right thumb in your right ear.
3. Wave both hands like elephants ears.
Made me smile thinking you would do it. You can have half the smile if you did. |
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So a blind man walks into a female biker bar and order a beer. He says to the bartender would you like to hear a blonde joke.
The lady sitting next to him say sir before you tell that joke the bar tender is a a 6 ft tall 300 pound blond rugby player and she has a cricket bat behind the bar. Im a blond with a black belt in judo. The ladies you hear playing pool in the back are a pair of blond lesbians that happen to hold a champion wresteling belt between them and the lady sitting at the end of the bar owns a boxing ring where many pro boxers go to train she is also blonde.
So you really sure you want to tell a blonde joke.
The blind man accepts his beer from the bartender and replies to the lady that gave him the information no thats ok i dont want to explain it 5 times.... |
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"If you're feeling grumpy try this.
1, stick your left thumb in your left ear.
2. Stick your right thumb in your right ear.
3. Wave both hands like elephants ears.
Made me smile thinking you would do it. You can have half the smile if you did. "
Hahaha I was thinking this was some sort of reiki move or something and then I read on have to say it made me chuckle. |
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"Adore your profile lovely! such a beautiful one if we do say so ourselves :p  "
You guys are most definitely welcome to come to my birthday shindig in Bristol next month PM me to sort xx |
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"Awww hugs op your fabulous x
Awwh thank you so much. I do try. It’s hard sometimes to keep up appearances xx"
Your welcome and yes it can be hope you feel
Better soon x |
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I’ve eaten, drank, and had ice cream
Defo feeling a little brighter but still a bit meh.
Thank you all so much from the bottom of my heart for your love today xx |
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"Do a headstand and turn that frown upside down, you got Bristol to look forward to "
This is true hopefully you’ll be able to make it and then I’ll defo have reason to smile. |
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"Do a headstand and turn that frown upside down, you got Bristol to look forward to
This is true hopefully you’ll be able to make it and then I’ll defo have reason to smile. "
We will see, I'm sure there will be plenty to put a smile on your face, with or without my presence |
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"Do a headstand and turn that frown upside down, you got Bristol to look forward to
This is true hopefully you’ll be able to make it and then I’ll defo have reason to smile.
We will see, I'm sure there will be plenty to put a smile on your face, with or without my presence "
Ah bless this is true BUT you’d definitely be a good presence to have x |
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"Do a headstand and turn that frown upside down, you got Bristol to look forward to
This is true hopefully you’ll be able to make it and then I’ll defo have reason to smile.
We will see, I'm sure there will be plenty to put a smile on your face, with or without my presence
Ah bless this is true BUT you’d definitely be a good presence to have x"
Shh don't let everyone know or I'll have ladies all over me and that would be awful |
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