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Something you haven’t eaten since school
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over a year ago
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"Turkey twizzlers! 
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These! Fuck i miss those unhealthy but beautifully delicious delights! I had some of those new ones from tesco and they tasted worse with every bite.. RUINED! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sausage meat pie … I used to look forward to sausage meat pie day …. Must make one soon and re-live the happy memories …. No, hang on, I hated secondary school |
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Prunes and custard.
All of us taking school lunch used to fill our cheek pouches with undevoured prune stones and at the end of the meal troop round to a drain behind the canteen.
There we would spit vast quantities of prune stones into the drain. It was a ritual.
The drain must surely have blocked eventually. |
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"IZAL toilet paper….
Was that the stuff that gave ya paper cuts on the arse?
That when you tried to wipe it was about as absorbant as an umbrella? "
That stuff was pointless! The tracing paper loo roll |
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"IZAL toilet paper….
Was that the stuff that gave ya paper cuts on the arse?
That when you tried to wipe it was about as absorbant as an umbrella? "
That’s the glorious stuff; it was basically nothing more than apparently medicated, baking parchment and succeeded only in smearing as opposed to actually wiping.
Then there was that blue stuff to which felt like rough grade sandpaper on the poor old leather bagel  |
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My old school were right tight bastards and insisted on producing their own attempt at Tomato Ketchup.
Suffice to say, I’ve never had it since nor ever fucking wish to but still to this day, occasionally wake up in the middle of night, sweating profusely after nightmares of the stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Chocolate concrete
Fairy liquid cake
Whats Fairy liquid cake?
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It was a sponge cake, with icing on top, and a drizzle of this green stuff on top, looked like fairy liquid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chocolate concrete and pink custard. Damn I fancy some now 
Oh yes!"
I'd only recently found out it was called chocolate concrete. For years I just called a brownie type thing with sugar on top |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chocolate concrete and pink custard. Damn I fancy some now
Oh yes!
I'd only recently found out it was called chocolate concrete. For years I just called a brownie type thing with sugar on top "
You forgot yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chocolate concrete and pink custard. Damn I fancy some now
Oh yes!
I'd only recently found out it was called chocolate concrete. For years I just called a brownie type thing with sugar on top
You forgot yummy "
Surely that goes without saying |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Semolina
Tapioca
Massive spicy pork sausage
Jam pudding and custard
Potatoes and grated cheese
Chocolate sponge pudding
Thick sweet lumpy custard
'English' stew
Bacon and cabbage pie
Off white potatoes & gravy
Breaded fish with chips
Breaded rissole (veg roll)
Sausages with onion gravy
Really wholesome food!
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
" Chocolate concrete
Fairy liquid cake
Whats Fairy liquid cake?
It was a sponge cake, with icing on top, and a drizzle of this green stuff on top, looked like fairy liquid "
I don't make that at work |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Gobstoppers, penny chews, sherbet, liquorice, sukie orange drinks, warm milk from tiny milk bottles (one third of a pint) that were terminated by Margaret Thatcher, Thatcher the Snatcher.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My school canteen used to sell these pumpkin seeds coated in a vanilla flavoured icing sugar. Sounds weird but they were delicious... Then Jamie Oliver came along  |
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I used have a packed lunch. So Monday's delightful sarnie would be Dripping and salt on white bread.
the rest of the week was Shipphams crab or fish paste on white. All washed down with pickled onion monster munch crisps and a Penguin chocolate bar, which I would have to usually give to the local bully.
I always wondered why I never had a girlfriend and had a heart attack at the age of 14. |
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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
"I used have a packed lunch. So Monday's delightful sarnie would be Dripping and salt on white bread.
the rest of the week was Shipphams crab or fish paste on white. All washed down with pickled onion monster munch crisps and a Penguin chocolate bar, which I would have to usually give to the local bully.
I always wondered why I never had a girlfriend and had a heart attack at the age of 14."
Seriously? Blimey! |
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