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I’m admittedly a bit of a prude in some ways, not least of all when it comes to certain bodily functions in front of a partner which I prefer not to share with them.
You probably know exactly where this is going, right?
Ok, let’s cut to the quick here: Do you fart in front of a partner?
Are you comfortable going to the toilet in front of a partner?
How familiar with someone do you feel you need to be in order to comfortably let rip with an anal announcement or sit on the John in front of them?
I’m certainly not judging anyone so please don’t be embarrassed in your answers folks  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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Depends really. I have a bit of a nervous tummy (or undiagnosed IBS) so sometimes I need a toilet NOW and panic sets in and whoever I’m with also shares in that panic because if I have to go I have to go.
Farting? Sometimes one escapes. It’s not something I look to share with a partner, but sometimes accidents happen and I’d rather they were blasé about it than fart shaming me. |
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"I’m admittedly a bit of a prude in some ways, not least of all when it comes to certain bodily functions in front of a partner which I prefer not to share with them.
You probably know exactly where this is going, right?
Ok, let’s cut to the quick here: Do you fart in front of a partner?
Are you comfortable going to the toilet in front of a partner?
How familiar with someone do you feel you need to be in order to comfortably let rip with an anal announcement or sit on the John in front of them?
I’m certainly not judging anyone so please don’t be embarrassed in your answers folks "
I’m fairly chilled about all of the above tbh. I wouldn’t intentionally trump in front of someone but at the end of the day it’s a natural and sometimes unavoidable bodily function - no big deal!
With regard to peeing - once I’ve shagged someone I think they can handle me sitting on a toilet. If you’re dressed it’s not like you see anything anyway.
Obviously for no2’s the door is kept firmly shut! X |
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It's odd, I am totally relaxed and don't care about what someone may or may not do in front of me. Even happy to help clean them up if it's an illness type situation.
However, when it comes to my own bodily functions I curl up in shame and embarrassment. I have no idea why!
I once stayed at a the Qhotel near Aldgate with a "friend". Little did I know it was essentially one large (windowless) room, with a an open ended, open topped bathroom (to which the bed backed onto).
I hated every moment of that stay. |
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Funnily enough, if I feel an irrepressible fart coming on, I tend to opt to go to the toilet but as bathrooms are invariably small rooms, they do tend to amplify the sound as though one has just plugged ones arsehole into a Marshall Amp and cranked it up to full volume(!!!)
The result: That which I was so desperately trying to suppress is subsequently witnessed by probably everyone in the street  |
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"It's odd, I am totally relaxed and don't care about what someone may or may not do in front of me. Even happy to help clean them up if it's an illness type situation.
However, when it comes to my own bodily functions I curl up in shame and embarrassment. I have no idea why!
I once stayed at a the Qhotel near Aldgate with a "friend". Little did I know it was essentially one large (windowless) room, with a an open ended, open topped bathroom (to which the bed backed onto).
I hated every moment of that stay."
I stayed at a premier inn hub like that  . Was the first time we’d met too. Bathroom had a tiny door where you could see head and feet. I wasn’t too comfortable with that. Room was tiny! No window . He’ll probably see this and laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m admittedly a bit of a prude in some ways, not least of all when it comes to certain bodily functions in front of a partner which I prefer not to share with them.
You probably know exactly where this is going, right?
Ok, let’s cut to the quick here: Do you fart in front of a partner?
Are you comfortable going to the toilet in front of a partner?
How familiar with someone do you feel you need to be in order to comfortably let rip with an anal announcement or sit on the John in front of them?
I’m certainly not judging anyone so please don’t be embarrassed in your answers folks
I’m fairly chilled about all of the above tbh. I wouldn’t intentionally trump in front of someone but at the end of the day it’s a natural and sometimes unavoidable bodily function - no big deal!
With regard to peeing - once I’ve shagged someone I think they can handle me sitting on a toilet. If you’re dressed it’s not like you see anything anyway.
Obviously for no2’s the door is kept firmly shut! X"
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New people I don't like going to the toilet within ear or smell shot.
Once I'm comfy I'll toot away providing it doesn't turn their tummy. Some peeps simply can't handle hearing farts and I respect that. All I can say though is they better fall asleep before I do and sleep like a log! |
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"New people I don't like going to the toilet within ear or smell shot.
Once I'm comfy I'll toot away providing it doesn't turn their tummy. Some peeps simply can't handle hearing farts and I respect that. All I can say though is they better fall asleep before I do and sleep like a log!"
Crack them over the head with a rolling pin firstly m’lady and then let rip to glory |
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over a year ago
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It's one of the many fun things I like to do around peeps I know. If someone farts and no-one claims it I will. Friends have started doing the same and beat me to it. Would I do it in a lift full of strangers though, hell no. |
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"New people I don't like going to the toilet within ear or smell shot.
Once I'm comfy I'll toot away providing it doesn't turn their tummy. Some peeps simply can't handle hearing farts and I respect that. All I can say though is they better fall asleep before I do and sleep like a log!
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I had a friend fart on my leg in her sleep. I've never let her forget that!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've no issues having a wee in front of my friends. Most I know don't care or are like me and just leave the door open and keep chatting. On a night out, my girlfriends and I tend to all go to the toilet together anyway.
Anything else in the toilet is private time, door shut and no chatting.
Farting is funny and doesn't phase me in the slightest. I have IBS, reflux and a stomach that hates me 99% of the time. I either fart and laugh or spend the night doubled over in agony and end up throwing up. I know which I prefer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funnily enough, if I feel an irrepressible fart coming on, I tend to opt to go to the toilet but as bathrooms are invariably small rooms, they do tend to amplify the sound as though one has just plugged ones arsehole into a Marshall Amp and cranked it up to full volume(!!!)
The result: That which I was so desperately trying to suppress is subsequently witnessed by probably everyone in the street "
Proper giggling to myself, fantastic wording there.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Farting by accident happens, on purpose, no. I'd take myself to the bathroom and hope I could muffle the sound...
Definitely no toilet functions with significant other present. |
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