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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? |
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over a year ago
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Truly Olympic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can call me Final girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fossilized |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wtf is sex? |
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I would be on the way to have a look at the Pearly Gates |
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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago
Newcastle-under-Lyme |
Definitely dead |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Vivacious and brimming with good health. |
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I’ve turned to dust and blown away on the autumn breeze |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll do all the living for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pushing up the daisies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The walking dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well dead |
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I would of died about a month ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends if it’s needed daily or what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead and buried |
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How many times a year is it mandatory ?
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Run down, not quite dead, In need of some fluids! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it has to be everyday then I'd be very much alive |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I’m trying to stave off death by doing some regular CPR on myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead and buried a couple of months ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "
Dead dead dead dead oh yeah dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On life support lol "
If I wasn’t already dead I’d try to come and revive you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeez, is ANYONE getting any action on here? (I'm also dead) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez, is ANYONE getting any action on here? (I'm also dead)"
I’m willing to get my dead ass in my dead car and drive to Glasgow anytime so we can bring each other back to life… seeing as you know your my fab crush! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would of died about a month ago "
I'd spend every ounce of energy trying to resuscitate you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez, is ANYONE getting any action on here? (I'm also dead)
I’m willing to get my dead ass in my dead car and drive to Glasgow anytime so we can bring each other back to life… seeing as you know your my fab crush! "
Ghost sex...kinky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Decomposed
Be ready for my resurrection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez, is ANYONE getting any action on here? (I'm also dead)
I’m willing to get my dead ass in my dead car and drive to Glasgow anytime so we can bring each other back to life… seeing as you know your my fab crush!
Ghost sex...kinky! "
You’ll just have to imagine the ghostly whoooooo noises I’m making right now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Resuscitated just in time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hanging on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Life support would’ve been switched off in August. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vivacious and brimming with good health."
We are THE sluteys after all x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "
I'd have died a couple of years ago lol. Haven't had any since 2019. If it became mandatory for my survival from now on which I think is maybe more what you're asking, then I'd probably be dead pretty quick still as rather rusty and shy/anxious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also dead lol |
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I flatlined but was revived this morning |
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I hate to say it but I am actually alive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im dormant, like a daffodil bulb in winter. Not dead but not entirely alive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I might need mouth to mouth... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thriving! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alive and well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My left hand is gonna live to 100 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A mere fosil ???? |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m trying to stave off death by doing some regular CPR on myself "
What are you using for the cpr? |
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How regular for survival?
Also do toys count - asking for a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d be fossilised. |
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By *95888Man
over a year ago
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"Very much alive x"
Can you keep me alive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's hard to hear the question properly from 6 feet under. Would you mind repeating please? |
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Waiting for sparkle to straddle me while Bring me to life by Evanescence plays in the background …. Could Happen!!! |
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"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "
Emaciated I think. Skeletal. |
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"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive?
Emaciated I think. Skeletal. "
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"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "
I'd be 6 feet under as it's been a few weeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead 10x over |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
I'd be pretty good.. Well tanked up. Up for Taking some for the community and also in for dishing out emergency hand jobs to those running on fumes. Come to Freya.. Ill keep ya in the game |
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Would masturbation be akin to eating one of your own limbs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be Dead.. Well and truly |
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Alive, but it does depend on how much is required. |
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The maggots would have taken control some time ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely alive and licking ( sorry I meant kicking) lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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100% Alive and well XXX |
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If that were a thing it'd be cool, we could literally save each others life on a daily basis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead |
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Dead and buried a long time ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Full of spunk |
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My heart would have a shockable rhythm.....time to get the Defibrillator out.....stand clear xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im dormant, like a daffodil bulb in winter. Not dead but not entirely alive. "
But when you flower I bet your beautiful and vibrant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very much alive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remember when Vader put on his helmet and he started being assisted with his breathing… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alive and kicking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I almost got resurrected last night.... I say almost...I was on a promise and was getting excited....., but nope, I'm still 6ft under.....
bastard!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slowly decomposing |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd be pretty good.. Well tanked up. Up for Taking some for the community and also in for dishing out emergency hand jobs to those running on fumes. Come to Freya.. Ill keep ya in the game "
Now that's a good offer |
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I’d be dead…. Properly, no chance of revival dead |
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"Alive and kicking "
Perhaps you could give me mouth to mouth? |
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We are worried that too much fucking would be the end of us,
But not in this world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Long time dead |
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"Alive and kicking "
Sure that was a TV show when I was a kid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be an undead Goth Girl with an immortal heart ?? |
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Before last weekend I’d be well dead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alive and kicking
Sure that was a TV show when I was a kid. "
just live & kicking |
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Alive hopefully. My cock migjt get worn out, but I'd still have my tongue(and fingers).. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead |
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By *ollbiMan
over a year ago
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Let us pray oh lost and faded fabsouls,pray for the rez erection and return to your place in a glorious cumfilling paradise of your dreams.
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Before last weekend I’d be well dead!"
Good job it's not before last weekend so |
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Long gone, over grown s over my headstone gone |
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Long gone, over grown s over my headstone gone
Blooming autocorrect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd have been dead years ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead.
Shattered. Absolutely no life in the old bitch. |
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With so many people all wanting sex and not getting it, are we just too fussy? |
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"Long gone, over grown s over my headstone gone
Blooming autocorrect"
Ahh, I see what fab did there w-e-e-d-s |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deader than a bag of dead things from deadville |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Deader than a bag of dead things from deadville"
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"With so many people all wanting sex and not getting it, are we just too fussy? " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On life support |
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Just about to take my last breath….. |
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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago
Nearer than you think |
I'd be alive, perhaps not thriving, but alive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dead "
Can't believe that you are gorgeous, but I would also be well and truly dead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alive and kicking |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
outskirts |
"Alive and kicking"
Lucky you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead very very dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got it Monday so I think I’m good. Depends how long it lasts haha . |
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"I got it Monday so I think I’m good. Depends how long it lasts haha . "
Boris says you'll probably need a booster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be in the woods, building a temple to Austin Powers, trying to attract worshippers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As we say in Scotland, deid. In fact, there’s been a murrrrrderrrr. And the victim is my sex life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got it Monday so I think I’m good. Depends how long it lasts haha .
Boris says you'll probably need a booster. "
Hahahahahahahah this killed me. Unlike the omicron variant |
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I would be stone cold dead. I couldn't tell you the last time I had sex. I think I could be a virgin all over again! Lol |
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"As we say in Scotland, deid. In fact, there’s been a murrrrrderrrr. And the victim is my sex life. " a murderrr with a girderrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely alive lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scattered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "
18 foot under ground |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Long gone! |
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I am available to give the kiss of life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends if once and sometimes twice a week is sustainable or not?
It’ll do me, my joints aren’t what they were and my back aches these days so for me that’s sufficient as I’m not one of those people that has a dependency on sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feel just drifting on the border life/death |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the brink. But trying to muster a hard on til my dying breath. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those of us living will throw a huge wake in memory of all of you sexy fabbers who sadly passed…. and perhaps have one massive swinging shin dig |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd be in the woods, building a temple to Austin Powers, trying to attract worshippers. "
Oh good plan |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Those of us living will throw a huge wake in memory of all of you sexy fabbers who sadly passed…. and perhaps have one massive swinging shin dig " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deader than dead! |
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"Deader than dead! "
You must be selective lol Because I reckon you have the choice of EVERY single man on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saved at the last minute. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
I’d be answering this through a ouija board.
My choice though |
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Possibly not living life in the fast lane, but I'd still be breathing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I’d be answering this through a ouija board.
My choice though "
Well if its your choice then that's okay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mandatory for your survival, based on your life right now, would you be dead or alive? "
Dead as a dodo |
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Dead anyone want to change that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Considering this is a swinging site, there’s a lot of corpses here… weird |
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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago
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"does wankin count?"
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most definitely dead |
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