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Crumpet how do you like yours?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I toast mine twice too so they are crispy. Do the first buttering when they are hot so it melts through. Then do a second buttering so there is a layer of butter all over the top too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I toast mine twice too so they are crispy. Do the first buttering when they are hot so it melts through. Then do a second buttering so there is a layer of butter all over the top too.
Marry me!"
With a stack of crumpets as a cake. Free flowing butter  |
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"I toast mine twice too so they are crispy. Do the first buttering when they are hot so it melts through. Then do a second buttering so there is a layer of butter all over the top too.
Marry me!
With a stack of crumpets as a cake. Free flowing butter "
Butter instead of chocolate in a fountain? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese. 
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam. |
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam."
There's such a thing as crumpet loaf??!?  Why am I not aware of this until now?
Meli, where can I find these tempting treats? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam.
There's such a thing as crumpet loaf??!? Why am I not aware of this until now?
Meli, where can I find these tempting treats? "
Ooohhhh! It's in a bakery chain around the North East, Bussy introduced me to their delights. You would absolutely love it, it's hard not to! |
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam.
There's such a thing as crumpet loaf??!? Why am I not aware of this until now?
Meli, where can I find these tempting treats?
Ooohhhh! It's in a bakery chain around the North East, Bussy introduced me to their delights. You would absolutely love it, it's hard not to! "
I need pointing in the direction of that bakery at the MLS please  |
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam."
Stop crumpit shaming me Meli! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam.
Stop crumpit shaming me Meli! "
You're a jammer? Oh Lacey.  |
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam.
Stop crumpit shaming me Meli!
You're a jammer? Oh Lacey. "
I'm not even ashamed. |
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam."
As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.
Everything is better with jam ! |
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam.
As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.
Everything is better with jam ! "
Yes Jamie! Me, you and some buttery, sticky sweet crumpets? |
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam.
As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.
Everything is better with jam !
Yes Jamie! Me, you and some buttery, sticky sweet crumpets? "
Yes yes please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh crumpets I love them! I used to refer to them as 'butter carriers'!
Gotta be toasted twice and have real butter obv! I recently discovered the delights of letting them cool and buttering them a second time, they're almost better like that! Not that I can wait that long!
I'm particular about what I have on them, always butter and eat the first one like this. Marmite is my next choice, jam and honey or syrup are acceptable, Nutella maybe and on the odd occasion melted cheese but that's it!
I've made my own from scratch and they were good, not that difficult either. I've had the giant ones (meh) and the square ones (YeH) , the sourdough ones and multi grain ones (YeH YeH)
The crumpet loaf sounds next level I want one! I bet it could take a whole block of butter though I dread to think! |
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam.
As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.
Everything is better with jam !
Yes Jamie! Me, you and some buttery, sticky sweet crumpets?
Yes yes please! "
Legitimately arousing! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"*googling crumpet loaf recipes and 100% gonna try it sometime! Imagine the toast! "
Ooo yes! You should definitely try making it, it's absolutely incredible. An underappreciated gem of deliciousness. |
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam.
As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.
Everything is better with jam !
Yes Jamie! Me, you and some buttery, sticky sweet crumpets?
Yes yes please!
Legitimately arousing! "
Right?! Jammy, buttery foreplay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*googling crumpet loaf recipes and 100% gonna try it sometime! Imagine the toast!
Ooo yes! You should definitely try making it, it's absolutely incredible. An underappreciated gem of deliciousness."
Why is this not mainstream already? Always wanted to try making my own butter too, think it would be worth it for this! See you at slimming world 2nd week of Jan x |
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"Obvs Granny. If not Granny, in the form of a crumpet loaf, sliced, toasted until golden brown with proper butter and if my period is imminent with mozzarella and raclette cheese.
Not this jam nonsense that the likes of Jamie adores.
Still disappointed in jam.
As soon as I saw the title I knew I was going to get crumpet shamed.
Everything is better with jam !
Yes Jamie! Me, you and some buttery, sticky sweet crumpets?
Yes yes please!
Legitimately arousing!
Right?! Jammy, buttery foreplay"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have any ladies here ever taken a butter oozing, dripping crumpet and rubbed it sensuously over their wanton boobs?
….Send all your crumpet cavorting vids to me if so please  "
Wonton boobs? Never seen that on the dim sum menu |
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"Have any ladies here ever taken a butter oozing, dripping crumpet and rubbed it sensuously over their wanton boobs?
….Send all your crumpet cavorting vids to me if so please
Wonton boobs? Never seen that on the dim sum menu "
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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Because of this I have gained the nickname crumpet nonce lol
You're worse than the jammy sods on this thread, I can forgive them now. 
Thank god for crumpet nonce taking the heat off"
Yeah but when 50 mates in football group chat all know you as crumpet nonce or crumpet, you kinda have to let it lie lol |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"I toast mine twice so it’s crispy, let it cool, then butter it.
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I do this two the double- toast approach is a real winner but... I don't let mine cool as I want the butter to melt into all the little holes. |
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"I toast mine twice so it’s crispy, let it cool, then butter it.
I do this two the double- toast approach is a real winner but... I don't let mine cool as I want the butter to melt into all the little holes."
With marmite on top mmmm |
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