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A woman to write next Three James Bond books,What will change ?
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
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Kim Sherwood is to write the next Three James Bond books
What will the storylines be .
To start with, James Bond won't be in them.
I think Scaramange will be the head of an evil conglomerate of Tupperware ladies..
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As far as I can tell they've all followed the same pattern until now ie James gets into a sticky situation, with the aid of various gadgets and beautiful women he saves the world, the end. I guess they will either follow that pattern or they won't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On Royal Mail’s Special Delivery Service
Because all the ladies like a reliable delivery. Don’t we ladies   "
You're on fire this morning La Luna!
And indeed we do |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"On Royal Mail’s Special Delivery Service
Because all the ladies like a reliable delivery. Don’t we ladies
You're on fire this morning La Luna!
And indeed we do "
I’m enjoying this thread far too much  |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Bond and the standard beautiful woman meet in a plush hotel bar. Their early exchanges are barbed, but Bond’s charm begins to win her over and it’s clear what going to happen.
They retire to Bond’s suite, the most expensive in the hotel, at which point he pops off her heels and gives her a nice foot rub. Bond makes her a nice cup of tea, which she drinks whilst he runs the bath for her.
Once she’s out of the bath, they sit on the bed. Bond fires up the Sky box, turns to TCM and as luck would have it, ‘Dirty Dancing’ has just started, which they watch until falling asleep.
In the morning, Bond orders breakfast to the room after which they both have nice separate showers, get ready and then quickly nip to Matalan as Bond Girl needs ‘a couple of cheap vest tops for around the house’.
They stop off at nice Costa on the way back, as it’s on the edge of a really pretty park. Thankfully no one has been shot, no speed limits were exceeded and nothing exploded. Somewhere a villain does something, but no-one cares. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bond gets found tied face down with a ball gag in his mouth with whip marks and bruises all over his body and his tiny cock locked up in a cage . Never will we take him seriously as a tough guy again . Next scene bond in a maids outfit making M his tea while the new tough female bond eyes him up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bond just goes around opening the jars of yumms that beautiful women can't open (I.e me) then he gets in all sorts of pickles trying to get to me, can he reach me in time before I starve 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There will be a scene called 'does my bum look big in this' can Bond cheat death.
And the bad guy has left the bomb on the side, can Bond work out where 'on the side is' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a scene from live and let die M is explaining how to use a micro computer attached to a processor that has two cameras attached.
A bemused Jane Bond puts the device into her Armani handbag and says whatever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Do you expect me to talk?'
'No Mr Bond, I expect you to do the dishes'
'I don't care if you have got to save the World from thermonuclear oblivion, you said you would definitely come with me to mothers this weekend.'
'Q'-Ah, Bond, your Walther PPK has been withdrawn. Now you will deal with a lethal threat with 'Can't we just talk about this?'
If I see you anywhere near that bitch Moneypenny, O O and 7 are coming off! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Kim Sherwood is to write the next Three James Bond books
What will the storylines be .
To start with, James Bond won't be in them.
I think Scaramange will be the head of an evil conglomerate of Tupperware ladies..
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Hoping for lots of naked butlers in the buff... and/or other suitable eye candy for us girls    |
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Probably involve James spending his weekends trudging around IKEA or BQ then spending every spare moment doing DIY which will probably be wrong or by the time it's finished she's changed her mind and it's now the wrong colour or her sister now has it the same so it has to be changed.... |
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Awful..
(slams door) 