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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Go on, share the local gossip in your neck of the woods!
Near me there are lots of cock pics being posted, a couple of kik come-ons, someone is frustrated and several men looking for fun, fun, fun!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK, so someone is hiding in the chat rooms, someone else is planning a girls weekend. Other people have acquired some nice looking underwear and one fabber is having their photos rejected for being too naughty (which is probably a fucking lie) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK, so someone is hiding in the chat rooms, someone else is planning a girls weekend. Other people have acquired some nice looking underwear and one fabber is having their photos rejected for being too naughty (which is probably a fucking lie)"
Some photos do get rejected? Any weapons, or f*sting for example. It's great that people have knickers tho  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone is looking for a birthday shag.
Someone is bemoaning how hard it is to get noticed on here.
Someone is bored at work.. does anyone want to keep him entertained?
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Good god I’ve just didn’t way too long in there…
There is lots of sucking required..
lots of bored folk..
few new verifications… wooo go you…
some bloke wanting to meet in his shed…
And several men looking for straight guys…
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You can tell people are travelling for work again, lots of requests for meets now in town for business nice hotel; or you’ve got the abundance of lickers & eaters on the prowl; finally someone looking for accommodation for a wank meet, all guys welcome and he’ll provide pictures of his ex to wank over  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can tell people are travelling for work again, lots of requests for meets now in town for business nice hotel; or you’ve got the abundance of lickers & eaters on the prowl; finally someone looking for accommodation for a wank meet, all guys welcome and he’ll provide pictures of his ex to wank over "
I haven't come across such a delightful event before. A wank meet. |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
A few massage offers, one or two wanting to empty their loads and/or asking for cock sucking, a positive covid result and this charming gents polite request: There must be someone out their who wants there tits torturing, squeezing an nipples pulling off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few massage offers, one or two wanting to empty their loads and/or asking for cock sucking, a positive covid result and this charming gents polite request: There must be someone out their who wants there tits torturing, squeezing an nipples pulling off. "
OMG  |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Someone isn't meeting because she's recovering from surgery.. Bless
Some guy is saying 'there's some heifers here!'..
Charming
Someone else is needing to empty their load, they're off to a car park and wondering if anyone wants to join..
No thanks
Someone's nippy..
Brrr
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few new photos,
A few people with new verifications,
Someone is having a day off tomorrow
And a couple are cattletrucked.... whatever that means, I have no idea."
Cattletrucked - fucked? |
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"A few new photos,
A few people with new verifications,
Someone is having a day off tomorrow
And a couple are cattletrucked.... whatever that means, I have no idea.
Cattletrucked - fucked? "
Ahhhhh possibly, it's a new one on me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oops.. Mentioned a name sorry!
But.. He is bored and off to bed to be more bored...
Riveting reading innit
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Sometimes I think people are looking at my status updates and rolling their eyes but at least I'm not sordid.
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A couple of heat related posts - someone's bum is now warm and someone else has had to turn their heater on.
Lots of 'straight' guys looking to meet discreet guys
Some nice new photos, no bleach needed today thankfully  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gossip. Someone’s meeting up today possibly. Someone has posted a picture of their nice bum  a witty ‘leave me alone’ from a guy. 
A little quite on the gossip, but people are active at least. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of meet nows, horny at home, horny at work, a guy wants sucking off in the rain and this most polite request
“Can I have a pair of your wife's panties to sperm in? “
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Lots of meet nows, horny at home, horny at work, a guy wants sucking off in the rain and this most polite request
“Can I have a pair of your wife's panties to sperm in? “
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Sounds like a typical day in the world of fab  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of meet nows, horny at home, horny at work, a guy wants sucking off in the rain and this most polite request
“Can I have a pair of your wife's panties to sperm in? “
Sounds like a typical day in the world of fab "
Very much so! It was the politeness that caught my attention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the sea of boredom one made me laugh:
Any snow about?
First snow of the winter always creates a buzz of excitement in our house!"
Tad early considering I'm not up North
Unless.. they meant other type of "snow" .. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Lots of meet nows, horny at home, horny at work, a guy wants sucking off in the rain and this most polite request
“Can I have a pair of your wife's panties to sperm in? “
Sounds like a typical day in the world of fab
Very much so! It was the politeness that caught my attention "
Manners still exist! No matter how crazy the request |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the sea of boredom one made me laugh:
Any snow about?
First snow of the winter always creates a buzz of excitement in our house!
Tad early considering I'm not up North
Unless.. they meant other type of "snow" .."
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Someone is wondering what to do with the 2 hours free time they have, another is wondering if anyone is at aldi, got someone with no photo asking to have her pussy licked and this is a daily request. Someone else wants people to send her photos of whatever she requests without question or anything in return.
Then it's just standard updates |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Someone is wondering what to do with the 2 hours free time they have, another is wondering if anyone is at aldi, got someone with no photo asking to have her pussy licked and this is a daily request. Someone else wants people to send her photos of whatever she requests without question or anything in return.
Then it's just standard updates "
Jebus thanks for giving me Aldi fomo |
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"Someone is wondering what to do with the 2 hours free time they have, another is wondering if anyone is at aldi, got someone with no photo asking to have her pussy licked and this is a daily request. Someone else wants people to send her photos of whatever she requests without question or anything in return.
Then it's just standard updates
Jebus thanks for giving me Aldi fomo "
Welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone is off to the gym, another doesn't know what to do with themself, a lady got particularly messy, and there's been quite a few verifications actually.
LvM"
I don't know what to do with myself either  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone asking about used panties,
Someone asking who is doing 'No nut November' (is that even a thing??) and many many people asking for meets tonight! "
I've seen men asking to be saved from no nut November on other sites.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone is asking if there are any accommodating throats tonight..
Haha it made me laugh. The phrasing!"
I've been asked if my throat was accommodating and it made me feel like a fleshlight - short shrift from me! |
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We have one man saying he doesn't want a discreet blowjob - and if he did it would be from a bloke called Garry who hasn't seen his cock since he was 10.
I'm tempted to message and ask if he means 'wouldn't' as otherwise that's very specific, especially with that spelling of Garry  |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
Someone whose free on Sunday and his massage table is ready and waiting
(i would highly recommend him too cos he's ace)
Someone moaning that there’s some god damn rude people on this site that need to take their face for a shit!
Someone whos telling a fantasy lady that she is soaking as he pulls his head up from between her legs
Somebody who wants Benidorm to Hurry up !!!!!
Someone who's watching Netflix
And last but not least somebody telling all the boys and girls we all need new faces round the areas we live and to keep fab going by spreading the word of fab by putting little notes in pub toilets
Its all going down in PontyCarlo, Cas Vegas, and Shakey Wakey  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We have one man saying he doesn't want a discreet blowjob - and if he did it would be from a bloke called Garry who hasn't seen his cock since he was 10.
I'm tempted to message and ask if he means 'wouldn't' as otherwise that's very specific, especially with that spelling of Garry "
That's a very bemusing status! |
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"We have one man saying he doesn't want a discreet blowjob - and if he did it would be from a bloke called Garry who hasn't seen his cock since he was 10.
I'm tempted to message and ask if he means 'wouldn't' as otherwise that's very specific, especially with that spelling of Garry "
Garry's (and Gary's) are a dying breed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Status updates near me: anything, anywhere (really?); married men and egg.
What are the married men doing with the egg?"
Different statuses! Someone just wrote EGG |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone is off to Tenerife tomorrow, someone is having a glass of wine and letting his tongue do the work, one man is on about till on deodorant, and lastly, someone wants to dress as Kira, council house chav |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Waste of time this site”
That’s the general opinion in my area "
Always at least 1 and they will repeat in a weeks time!
1 on mine looking a meet & another at the pub with a pumpkin on her head |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone is off to Tenerife tomorrow, someone is having a glass of wine and letting his tongue do the work, one man is on about till on deodorant, and lastly, someone wants to dress as Kira, council house chav "
Do you think Kira is another fabber?! The plot thickens..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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-Local lady says
"Hopefully it won't be long before my pussy is getting smashed in so gavin can watch it all"
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-another says
"Pork loin chops drizzled in honey with salt n pepper.... jacket potato with butter... steamed veg.... all finished off with a pornstar blowjob!! xxx"
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Theres afew bottoms with graffiti on, and some suspect looking penis's
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Someone is reporting it’s snowing(!), someone’s off to IKEA and somebody else wants to know if anyone’s up for a bonfire banging meet, which sounds as though it comes with health and safety concerns to me. Risk assessment anyone?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a couple of site supporters in the lead, Friday fanatics in second place, closely followed by new members. Sexy pics are looking good and an anal lover is in the rear.
It's anyone's race at the moment but I'd splash out on sexy pics.
And probably will  |
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"I've got a couple of site supporters in the lead, Friday fanatics in second place, closely followed by new members. Sexy pics are looking good and an anal lover is in the rear.
It's anyone's race at the moment but I'd splash out on sexy pics.
And probably will "
Hahaha! Nicely done |
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"Someone is reporting it’s snowing(!), someone’s off to IKEA and somebody else wants to know if anyone’s up for a bonfire banging meet, which sounds as though it comes with health and safety concerns to me. Risk assessment anyone?!"
The racket is intensifying as night falls so if I was meeting tonight earplugs would be mandatory! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A woman would like to bury her head in someone's thighs
Loads of boobs
A couple wants to hang out socially, naked, with another couple "
The last status makes it all sound quite jolly hockey sticks! |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
Mines more like Facebook..
I have someone either posting song lyrics on the daily or expecting double standard, another ‘feeling risky’ and playing guess their real name for a reward.. Apparently it’s not the name on their profile.. And finally a couple moaning about a variety of things that I’d expect to see in ‘what’s happening *insert local location*’.
All in all a thrilling Friday evening I’d say.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mines more like Facebook..
I have someone either posting song lyrics on the daily or expecting double standard, another ‘feeling risky’ and playing guess their real name for a reward.. Apparently it’s not the name on their profile.. And finally a couple moaning about a variety of things that I’d expect to see in ‘what’s happening *insert local location*’.
All in all a thrilling Friday evening I’d say.."
And not even perverted Facebook by the sound of it! |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
"Mines more like Facebook..
I have someone either posting song lyrics on the daily or expecting double standard, another ‘feeling risky’ and playing guess their real name for a reward.. Apparently it’s not the name on their profile.. And finally a couple moaning about a variety of things that I’d expect to see in ‘what’s happening *insert local location*’.
All in all a thrilling Friday evening I’d say..
And not even perverted Facebook by the sound of it! "
Not even haha! If anything it’s more Facebook than my actual Facebook! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mines more like Facebook..
I have someone either posting song lyrics on the daily or expecting double standard, another ‘feeling risky’ and playing guess their real name for a reward.. Apparently it’s not the name on their profile.. And finally a couple moaning about a variety of things that I’d expect to see in ‘what’s happening *insert local location*’.
All in all a thrilling Friday evening I’d say..
And not even perverted Facebook by the sound of it!
Not even haha! If anything it’s more Facebook than my actual Facebook!"
My actual FB is so boring I don't look at it. The only thing worse is LinkedIn. Shudder. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Someone is offering their plumbing services - A* for originality.
Another has been a bit clever and is offering to make your night go off with a bang. Relevant. Punchy. Yeah.... it's an erm... interesting read. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here are some interesting local updates !
Need a partner I’m crime to attend club meets
Then there’s a
Horni N#%¥* BBC wants to pound pound pound your willing pussy. Apply herein.
One offering
fireworks before the fireworks?
So who else is feeling Horny Love a cheeky Early Morning meet
Someone wanting you to wake up early on a Saturday morning !!
And last but not least !!!
Doors ajar...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here are some interesting local updates !
Need a partner I’m crime to attend club meets
Then there’s a
Horni N#%¥* BBC wants to pound pound pound your willing pussy. Apply herein.
One offering
fireworks before the fireworks?
So who else is feeling Horny Love a cheeky Early Morning meet
Someone wanting you to wake up early on a Saturday morning !!
And last but not least !!!
Doors ajar...
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Careful not to get banned for quoting!
Oh baby who could turn down such offers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here are some interesting local updates !
Need a partner I’m crime to attend club meets
Then there’s a
Horni N#%¥* BBC wants to pound pound pound your willing pussy. Apply herein.
One offering
fireworks before the fireworks?
So who else is feeling Horny Love a cheeky Early Morning meet
Someone wanting you to wake up early on a Saturday morning !!
And last but not least !!!
Doors ajar...
Careful not to get banned for quoting!
Oh baby who could turn down such offers! "
Who wouldn’t want to be scrolling through them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Careful not to get banned for quoting!
Oh baby who could turn down such offers!
Door ajar has just updated his status to ….. lol 
Wait for it …..
Door ajar !!
So inventive!!
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