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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So they say you get the best ideas when sat on the loo.. did you experience that?!
Granny Crumpet comment about pussy monsters on her thread.. reminded me i used to have this irrational fear of some creature climbing up the toilet bowl and attacking my intimate parts 
Not the finest moment of my imagination.  |
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In this time of over-stimulation, it’s nice to put down our phones, not have conversations and let the mind drift.
That’s when ideas come out, although hopefully toilet bowl monsters don’t come out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In this time of over-stimulation, it’s nice to put down our phones, not have conversations and let the mind drift.
That’s when ideas come out, although hopefully toilet bowl monsters don’t come out "
I need more art on the walls. Or shower speaker. I need stimulation. |
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I have had that fear Tuberose.... maybe it's a common theme.
Anyway ..... I never spend long on the loo - healthy eater n all that BUT......
I'm a serious multitasker and what I do do as well as a do do is .......
I check my e mail and DELETE.
Great for keeping a tidy box. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have had that fear Tuberose.... maybe it's a common theme.
Anyway ..... I never spend long on the loo - healthy eater n all that BUT......
I'm a serious multitasker and what I do do as well as a do do is .......
I check my e mail and DELETE.
Great for keeping a tidy box. "
Haha there is a little metaphor there too. Tidy box.
Good clearance Granny!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After watching videos of Australia I am really hoping there is no giant spiders hiding!!  "
Yeah that would be it. Too much yt for me back in the day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have had that fear Tuberose.... maybe it's a common theme.
Anyway ..... I never spend long on the loo - healthy eater n all that BUT......
I'm a serious multitasker and what I do do as well as a do do is .......
I check my e mail and DELETE.
Great for keeping a tidy box. "
Bloody hell Granny. Ch*ked on my biscuit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After watching videos of Australia I am really hoping there is no giant spiders hiding!!
Yeah that would be it. Too much yt for me back in the day "
I once had a red back on the toilet seat when we had an outdoor dunny*
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After watching videos of Australia I am really hoping there is no giant spiders hiding!!
Yeah that would be it. Too much yt for me back in the day
I once had a red back on the toilet seat when we had an outdoor dunny*
*translation available "
I am not sure if I want to know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After watching videos of Australia I am really hoping there is no giant spiders hiding!!
Yeah that would be it. Too much yt for me back in the day
I once had a red back on the toilet seat when we had an outdoor dunny*
*translation available
I am not sure if I want to know. "
Fair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I swear the bathroom is the most sociable part of our house , I can only dream of a few minutes peace to allow those imaginative and creative ideas to flow haha! Miss pc "
Off topic .. wicked avatar !
I'll think of it in my bedroom  |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
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"So they say you get the best ideas when sat on the loo.. did you experience that?!
Granny Crumpet comment about pussy monsters on her thread.. reminded me i used to have this irrational fear of some creature climbing up the toilet bowl and attacking my intimate parts
Not the finest moment of my imagination. "
I have to admit, it depends on the moment.....
1st off, I have IBS, so as soon as I sit I prey for a clean quick one a opposed to not being able to go or worse still, a pebbledasher.
after that milliseconds thought. i can either become Homer Simpson and brain goes blah blah blah ploop hehe he I just said ploop! Or start a really meaningful conversation with myself and then again, very rarely but sometimes, I get all sensible and think about what i need to shop for that day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thank goodness. Some peace and quite…
You must live alone ! "
Maybe everyone leaves the house when I close the bathroom door…I’ll stop now.
*I actually despise toilet humour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So they say you get the best ideas when sat on the loo.. did you experience that?!
Granny Crumpet comment about pussy monsters on her thread.. reminded me i used to have this irrational fear of some creature climbing up the toilet bowl and attacking my intimate parts
Not the finest moment of my imagination.
I have to admit, it depends on the moment.....
1st off, I have IBS, so as soon as I sit I prey for a clean quick one a opposed to not being able to go or worse still, a pebbledasher.
after that milliseconds thought. i can either become Homer Simpson and brain goes blah blah blah ploop hehe he I just said ploop! Or start a really meaningful conversation with myself and then again, very rarely but sometimes, I get all sensible and think about what i need to shop for that day!"
That's some busy brain and bowels too.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thank goodness. Some peace and quite…
You must live alone !
Maybe everyone leaves the house when I close the bathroom door…I’ll stop now.
*I actually despise toilet humour"
Yet managed to flash some out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tuberose..........
A toilet monster IS a 'thing'
I'm about to go. Why? 
Come with me now.
There's a sheet on NHS about it .... seriously "
Ha. I'll obviously have a look now. When on the loo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I do my best thinking in the shower. "
I'm quite mindless in there. Kust focusing on the sensory things. Or aroused at times. Not a thinking environment for me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apparently I have to show you the pipes at the back and tell you they are toooooooooooooo smalllllllllllll for a monster to come through ...... "
Maybe it's like a puffer fish.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I'm doing a pee I thinking bout the ghostbusters theme tune but if I'm doing a poo I'm thinking I hope nobody comes in here for at least 45 mins and where is the air freshener. |
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I like to contemplate existentialism whilst humming the birdy song.
As regards toilet monsters though; They’re real I tell you!
To see them, one needs to put one’s head in the bowl and repeat, ‘Bog Monster!’ five times…..
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"Apparently I have to show you the pipes at the back and tell you they are toooooooooooooo smalllllllllllll for a monster to come through ...... "
Judging by the size of what goes out through them they are more than big enough.  |
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"Apparently I have to show you the pipes at the back and tell you they are toooooooooooooo smalllllllllllll for a monster to come through ...... "
I'm sorry but I still remember the Eugene Victor Tooms episodes of The X-Files. No pipe is too small |
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"So they say you get the best ideas when sat on the loo.. did you experience that?!
Granny Crumpet comment about pussy monsters on her thread.. reminded me i used to have this irrational fear of some creature climbing up the toilet bowl and attacking my intimate parts
Not the finest moment of my imagination. "
I once read about someone getting bitten by a snake that came up the toilet bowl when they were on the toilet, in South Africa. When I was there on holiday I was so scared every time I went to the toilet hehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm thinking that the print on the labels has gone so small - one needs a magnifying glass to read them. Who keeps a magnifying glass in the bathroom  "
Oh thank fuck you said that - I thought I was getting old and short sighted but no, they're shrinking the labels.
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"I usually stare at the handle on the shower and wonder why it looks crooked
Is it overused perchance?"
No it’s not even crooked I have checked it just looks like it is from that angle it’s weird and I’m weirder |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm thinking that the print on the labels has gone so small - one needs a magnifying glass to read them. Who keeps a magnifying glass in the bathroom
Oh thank fuck you said that - I thought I was getting old and short sighted but no, they're shrinking the labels.
Mr
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"I usually stare at the handle on the shower and wonder why it looks crooked
Is it overused perchance?
No it’s not even crooked I have checked it just looks like it is from that angle it’s weird and I’m weirder "
Try an opaque shower curtain or glass. Better still stop peeing in the shower.
I'll get my coat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So they say you get the best ideas when sat on the loo.. did you experience that?!
Granny Crumpet comment about pussy monsters on her thread.. reminded me i used to have this irrational fear of some creature climbing up the toilet bowl and attacking my intimate parts
Not the finest moment of my imagination. "
I get ideas & clarity of thought more when i'm having a shower..sometimes the thoughts can be vindictive though. Like .."I wish I'd said this.."..(whilst reminiscing about an argument I had with someone earlier.) |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I usually stare at the handle on the shower and wonder why it looks crooked
Is it overused perchance?
No it’s not even crooked I have checked it just looks like it is from that angle it’s weird and I’m weirder
Try an opaque shower curtain or glass. Better still stop peeing in the shower.
I'll get my coat"
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"Disclosure: I'm not on the toilet now. "
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Apparently if you leave a Panty Liner next to the toilet it attracts all the insects, thus keeping your toilet creepy-crawler free.
It's hydrviseloricxin in the 'liner which draws them in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Recently I’ve been worrying about a rat coming up the pipe and biting my danglies! "
Jesus f...g christ..
Don't stick in my head at bedtime. I need one more loo trip.
I generally like rodents. But not near my foof! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Once in Spain staying in q Hill top villa my husband lifted the toilet seat to find an iguana/lizard like creature.
I heard his screams "
Hahahahha
I just found a toy monster on amazon you stick in a toilet to creep out people.. Best. Find. Ever. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So they say you get the best ideas when sat on the loo.. did you experience that?!
Granny Crumpet comment about pussy monsters on her thread.. reminded me i used to have this irrational fear of some creature climbing up the toilet bowl and attacking my intimate parts
Not the finest moment of my imagination.
I get ideas & clarity of thought more when i'm having a shower..sometimes the thoughts can be vindictive though. Like .."I wish I'd said this.."..(whilst reminiscing about an argument I had with someone earlier.)"
I get this when I'm walking. Or running. |
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"Once in Spain staying in q Hill top villa my husband lifted the toilet seat to find an iguana/lizard like creature.
I heard his screams
Hahahahha
I just found a toy monster on amazon you stick in a toilet to creep out people.. Best. Find. Ever. "
Naughty  |
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"So they say you get the best ideas when sat on the loo.. did you experience that?!
Granny Crumpet comment about pussy monsters on her thread.. reminded me i used to have this irrational fear of some creature climbing up the toilet bowl and attacking my intimate parts
Not the finest moment of my imagination. "
Saw a video on Tik Tok of rats in a toilet. When the person lifted the seat they scurried back down the pan. Safe to say that I now exclusively shit al fresco |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like to contemplate existentialism whilst humming the birdy song.
As regards toilet monsters though; They’re real I tell you!
To see them, one needs to put one’s head in the bowl and repeat, ‘Bog Monster!’ five times…..
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Sounds like a bullying high school nightmare or initiation ritual... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm thinking that the print on the labels has gone so small - one needs a magnifying glass to read them. Who keeps a magnifying glass in the bathroom "
They don't want you to know all the crap they put in! They think you won't bother.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I usually stare at the handle on the shower and wonder why it looks crooked
Is it overused perchance?
No it’s not even crooked I have checked it just looks like it is from that angle it’s weird and I’m weirder "
I like your contemplative state Belle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So they say you get the best ideas when sat on the loo.. did you experience that?!
Granny Crumpet comment about pussy monsters on her thread.. reminded me i used to have this irrational fear of some creature climbing up the toilet bowl and attacking my intimate parts
Not the finest moment of my imagination.
I once read about someone getting bitten by a snake that came up the toilet bowl when they were on the toilet, in South Africa. When I was there on holiday I was so scared every time I went to the toilet hehe "
Thanks. I'll be relieving my nightmares again.
Again I like snakes. But not sneaking up on me. |
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"That I wish the dog didn't sit outside whimpering "
You are at your most vulnerable when going the toilet and the dog knows,mine used to stand guard.
I have a cat now that just stares at me while I'm at my critical point, very off putting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You have time to think of ideas ? I’m in and out as quick as possible
I know. Its my escapism place..
I sit in the cupboard "
Does it lock from the inside? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You have time to think of ideas ? I’m in and out as quick as possible
I know. Its my escapism place..
I sit in the cupboard
Does it lock from the inside?
No but I haven’t been found yet "
Smartie petite pants! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Recently I’ve been worrying about a rat coming up the pipe and biting my danglies!
There's a rat in the bathroom, what are you gonna do?"
Im gonna get that rat... thats what Im gonna do....Im gonna get that rat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will today be the day I achieve the mythical ghosty
What's a ghosty"
Its when you have a poo which disappears around the bend and then you wipe and the loo paper is clean and you think did i have a real poo ?? or was it a ghost of one from the past |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Will today be the day I achieve the mythical ghosty
What's a ghosty
Its when you have a poo which disappears around the bend and then you wipe and the loo paper is clean and you think did i have a real poo ?? or was it a ghost of one from the past "
That's super detailed.. never heard of that. |
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"Recently I’ve been worrying about a rat coming up the pipe and biting my danglies!
There's a rat in the bathroom, what are you gonna do?
Im gonna get that rat... thats what Im gonna do....Im gonna get that rat "
What a strange earworm to catch at these early hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will today be the day I achieve the mythical ghosty
What's a ghosty
Its when you have a poo which disappears around the bend and then you wipe and the loo paper is clean and you think did i have a
real poo ?? or was it a ghost of one from the past
Well you have now and if a guy (ladies don't poo) ever tells you its happened you know what yo call it now
That's super detailed.. never heard of that. "
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"So they say you get the best ideas when sat on the loo.. did you experience that?!
Granny Crumpet comment about pussy monsters on her thread.. reminded me i used to have this irrational fear of some creature climbing up the toilet bowl and attacking my intimate parts
Not the finest moment of my imagination. "
I think that happened in a film called gouhlies |
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