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If you’re walking down a hotel corridor…

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By *ack688 OP   Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

…and hear people loudly having sex in one of the rooms, do you..

A) knock sharply on the door and tell them to keep the noise down

B) smile to yourself and keep walking

C) stand and listen for a little while, maybe take notes

D) leave a little note under the door thanking them for an entertaining few minutes

E) other

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

F) Activate the fire alarm just before they cum.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"F) Activate the fire alarm just before they cum."

Especially if its a sprinkler system type!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sit on the floor outside their door and knock continuously until they answer. Depending on their reaction I would either ask to join or tell them to have fun and walk off.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple  over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

B

good luck to them lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go to my room, eat chocolate and sulk a little coz it’s not me making fun noise lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go to my room, eat chocolate and sulk a little coz it’s not me making fun noise lol"

Agreed haha

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Bang on the door and ask what he's doing in our room.

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By *ore4fundevonCouple  over a year ago

West Devon

B

And a little E - Jealousy. If we're in the hotel we normally have kids in tow and can't get up to the same ourselves!

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

C then B

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would like to recreate the hilarious scene from See You Next Wednesday - the porno movie shown in the cinema in John Landis’ classic, An American Werewolf In London.

I’d burst in an exclaim, ‘Ere! You promised never to do this sort of thing again!…….’

If you’ve seen it, you’ll never forget it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd listen for a bit and then commit it to the wank bank.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd listen for a few minutes, pretending to get my key card out then knock the door and run away lol x

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

D!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rush away traumatised because I don't know about the sex

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Rush away traumatised because I don't know about the sex "

HA!

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Walk past, wouldn’t the door swing open and they invite me to join them, like happens in porn…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Call the room and ask if you can join in.

I have done that in the past.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Walk past, wouldn’t the door swing open and they invite me to join them, like happens in porn…"

If only!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think it's probably just porn on pay per view

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd listen for a few minutes, pretending to get my key card out then knock the door and run away lol x"

See I've done that but what you do is run then turn around about the same time you hear the door open and laugh be like "yh they ran past md hahaha" then you get to see who it is hahaha

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

B

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

B

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