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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the same as ball bag skin?
I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now 
Love and Peace  "
Nah my knees are all cracked up my elbow skin on the other hand I would agree  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the same as ball bag skin?
I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now
Love and Peace
Nah my knees are all cracked up my elbow skin on the other hand I would agree
You have saggy elballs? "
You have saggy knees? |
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"the same as ball bag skin?
I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now
Love and Peace
Nah my knees are all cracked up my elbow skin on the other hand I would agree
You have saggy elballs?
You have saggy knees? "
Yes, I look like I’ve got 2 ball bags on my knees |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the same as ball bag skin?
I’m starting to get saggy kneecaps as well now
Love and Peace
Nah my knees are all cracked up my elbow skin on the other hand I would agree
You have saggy elballs?
You have saggy knees?
Yes, I look like I’ve got 2 ball bags on my knees "
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Hmmm….upon a careful examination I have deduced that the skin on my knees is not nearly as pliable or as inherently stretchy as my glorious scrotum.
Indeed, my patented scrotal sculpting techniques, whereby I can stretch it out and twist it into wondrous and artistic forms simply don’t translate to my knees although they are still very much useful for holding my outstretched ball sack in place when I lap the edges out and over them for some of my wondrous works.
Turner Prize….here I come!  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
Well you spit out
Potato water
So why not
So you think I should moisturise my plumbs with my own sex wee? "
well you have before
Why change now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I look at your ball bags to compare to the skin on my knees as I don't have any of those...
You have no knees ??
Ball bags you dipstick
I should hope you haven't or you've hidden them well  "
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"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely! "
You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!
You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you? "
Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!
You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?
Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other! "
He's 27 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!
You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?
Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!
He's 27"
I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.
I think you should punish him... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!
You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?
Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!
He's 27
I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.
I think you should punish him..."
Where is he???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!
You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?
Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!
He's 27
I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.
I think you should punish him...
Where is he????"
In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!
You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?
Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!
He's 27
I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.
I think you should punish him...
Where is he????
In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal"
Thanks xxx I'm on my way |
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"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!
You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?
Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!
He's 27
I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.
I think you should punish him...
Where is he????
In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal
Thanks xxx I'm on my way"
I’m on a diet so I’m not in there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ball bags are made from excess elbow skin iirc
God was going to make us carry them around in our hands but they ordered too much elbow skin so made “wee little bags”.
Apparently.
So you might have elbow skin knees? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!
You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?
Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!
He's 27
I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.
I think you should punish him...
Where is he????
In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal
Thanks xxx I'm on my way
I’m on a diet so I’m not in there "
So you gonna eat
Natalie? |
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"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!
You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?
Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!
He's 27
I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.
I think you should punish him...
Where is he????
In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal
Thanks xxx I'm on my way
I’m on a diet so I’m not in there
So you gonna eat
Natalie?"
Tbag? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"For those saying use cream. Do you actually think us blokes moisturise our ball bags?
I'd rub some cream in your ball bags if you ask nicely!
You do know I haven’t actually got ball bags on my knees don’t you?
Well at your age they are probably quite close to each other by now so whilst I do one I may as well do the other!
He's 27
I'm sorry to break it to you but Mr Holes has been lying to you about his age this whole time Yasmeen.
I think you should punish him...
Where is he????
In McDonald's getting a Happy Meal
Thanks xxx I'm on my way
I’m on a diet so I’m not in there
So you gonna eat
Natalie?
Tbag? "
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"Don't forget the elbows.
What is the female equivalent I wonder? Or do they have ball bag skin on their elbows as well? "
Our ball bags are like handbags for the ovaries - keeps 'em slung up in the right place. I think some are better quality than others. My ovary-bag has sagged and now it's like a cheap knock-off shoulder bag from the market. Dangles dangerously into the action zone |
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My knees are now fully recovered from the carpet burns they sustained a while back, no sign of hair growing on them though, however as my ball sack didn't suffer the same war wounds from that memorable occasion that might be why I need to keep shaving them. |
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