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I have sadly never received such a bum hole related blandishment and now feel that I am missing out 
I think I need to post some ultra closeup pics of me bending over with my arse cheeks pulled wide apart…. |
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"I have sadly never received such a bum hole related blandishment and now feel that I am missing out
I think I need to post some ultra closeup pics of me bending over with my arse cheeks pulled wide apart…."
If you do I’m certain you’ll get to page 12 of hot pics. For a bloke that’s pretty darn good and will definitely make your weekend.
I say: do it, do it, do it  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I have sadly never received such a bum hole related blandishment and now feel that I am missing out
I think I need to post some ultra closeup pics of me bending over with my arse cheeks pulled wide apart….
If you do I’m certain you’ll get to page 12 of hot pics. For a bloke that’s pretty darn good and will definitely make your weekend.
I say: do it, do it, do it "
What he said   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this  "
Did she comment on the puckering or were you winking as you climbed out of the window? |
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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago
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"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this "
This seems to have got missed... Why were you climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house?  |
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"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this
Did she comment on the puckering or were you winking as you climbed out of the window? "
The latter  |
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"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this
This seems to have got missed... Why were you climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house? "
ssshhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this
Did she comment on the puckering or were you winking as you climbed out of the window?
The latter "
Winking ....or.....gaping? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?
Love and Peace 
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Ffs! Hahahhahahaha!!!!! |
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"It was when I was climbing out the back window of a lovely ladies house I might add when she told me this
Did she comment on the puckering or were you winking as you climbed out of the window?
The latter
Winking ....or.....gaping? "
I don’t gape, I’m a gentleman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?
Love and Peace
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I'll bet she actually thought it could do with being raised a few inches and slightly more to the left. She just didn't want to hurt your feelings...  |
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"I was recently told that I have a lovely clean colon during a colonoscopy…. does that count?  "
I was complimented on the excellent visibility after my recent one! Maybe colonoscopy compliments have recently been approved by NICE? |
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"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?
Love and Peace
I'll bet she actually thought it could do with being raised a few inches and slightly more to the left. She just didn't want to hurt your feelings... "
How to knock a mans confidence rule number 1: tell him his bumhole isn’t symmetrically nice |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I was recently told that I have a lovely clean colon during a colonoscopy…. does that count?
I was complimented on the excellent visibility after my recent one! Maybe colonoscopy compliments have recently been approved by NICE?"
I do hope so….it’s nice to get a compliment in any situation although I did wonder if I was right to say thank you |
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"I was recently told that I have a lovely clean colon during a colonoscopy…. does that count?
I was complimented on the excellent visibility after my recent one! Maybe colonoscopy compliments have recently been approved by NICE?"
Your recent bumhole? Was your old one a bit battered and bruised?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?
Love and Peace
I'll bet she actually thought it could do with being raised a few inches and slightly more to the left. She just didn't want to hurt your feelings...
How to knock a mans confidence rule number 1: tell him his bumhole isn’t symmetrically nice "
Life's tough....  |
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"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?
Love and Peace
I'll bet she actually thought it could do with being raised a few inches and slightly more to the left. She just didn't want to hurt your feelings...
How to knock a mans confidence rule number 1: tell him his bumhole isn’t symmetrically nice
Life's tough.... "
I’m booking a bumhole tuck right now |
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"I’ve recently been told that I have perfect bumhole placement. Who else has been given such a gracious complement?
Love and Peace
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I think that as long as it’s towards the back, it’s probably fit for purpose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never been told if I have a good or bad one!
Can I have some volunteers to lay down and I squat over their faces to determine what I have please? "
Please let me know if this post had any effect on your inbox.....thats your inbox not your outbox |
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"I've never been told if I have a good or bad one!
Can I have some volunteers to lay down and I squat over their faces to determine what I have please?
Please let me know if this post had any effect on your inbox.....thats your inbox not your outbox "
I sent her a japs eye pic so I’m guilty for one  |
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"And he’s home!!
Yes. And burnt to fuck
Hilarious!!!! you coming for coffee and cake social tomorrow afternoon?!?"
Yes. I’m working but send me the details and I’ll catch the choo choo and meet you all |
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"And he’s home!!
Yes. And burnt to fuck
Hilarious!!!! you coming for coffee and cake social tomorrow afternoon?!?
Yes. I’m working but send me the details and I’ll catch the choo choo and meet you all "
Whoop! Red Volupta has the plan I’m hopeless. Same place we met you last time  |
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"And he’s home!!
Yes. And burnt to fuck
Hilarious!!!! you coming for coffee and cake social tomorrow afternoon?!?
Yes. I’m working but send me the details and I’ll catch the choo choo and meet you all
Whoop! Red Volupta has the plan I’m hopeless. Same place we met you last time "
I can have beer instead of cake then |
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"And he’s home!!
Yes. And burnt to fuck
Hilarious!!!! you coming for coffee and cake social tomorrow afternoon?!?
Yes. I’m working but send me the details and I’ll catch the choo choo and meet you all
Whoop! Red Volupta has the plan I’m hopeless. Same place we met you last time
I can have beer instead of cake then "
yes you can mofo |
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"And he’s home!!
Yes. And burnt to fuck
Hilarious!!!! you coming for coffee and cake social tomorrow afternoon?!?
Yes. I’m working but send me the details and I’ll catch the choo choo and meet you all
Whoop! Red Volupta has the plan I’m hopeless. Same place we met you last time
I can have beer instead of cake then
yes you can mofo"
See you there then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been told my one gorgeous before
Rub it on Ops face x
Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol x
Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x"
Now that sounds like a fun night xxx |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Been told my one gorgeous before
Rub it on Ops face x
Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol x
Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x
Now that sounds like a fun night xxx"
then rub it on his bald head and call him
Suzie
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been told my one gorgeous before
Rub it on Ops face x
Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol x
Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x
Now that sounds like a fun night xxx then rub it on his bald head and call him
Suzie
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ha ha thanks sis for make me smile xxx |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Been told my one gorgeous before
Rub it on Ops face x
Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol x
Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x
Now that sounds like a fun night xxx then rub it on his bald head and call him
Suzie
ha ha thanks sis for make me smile xxx"
Welcome xxx |
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"Been told my one gorgeous before
Rub it on Ops face x
Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol x
Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x
Now that sounds like a fun night xxx then rub it on his bald head and call him
Suzie
ha ha thanks sis for make me smile xxx
Welcome xxx"
Fuck sake, just pimp me out why don’t you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been told my one gorgeous before
Rub it on Ops face x
Ha ha sis well that was the plan lol x
Xxx then rub it on his foreskin x
Now that sounds like a fun night xxx then rub it on his bald head and call him
Suzie
ha ha thanks sis for make me smile xxx
Welcome xxx
Fuck sake, just pimp me out why don’t you "
Ooo cum now you love it lol |
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