Everyone wants to put forward a positive image on their profiles right?
But not today!
You see, for a bit of fun I want you to wrack your brains and put a mock profile right here on this thread that portrays you as the most repellent and utterly undesirable person going.
Simple right? You can make the descriptions as brief or as detailed as you like but remember, whatever you post, it must serve to actively PUT OFF any and all potential suitors.
I’ll start you off with mine:
‘I’ve been munging for two years now and am actively seeking a willing partner to join me in my sexual endeavours….’
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By (user no longer on site)
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Will fuck a frog if it stopped hopping, can lick minge for hours, previously worked as the washer upper on 2 girls one cup. Had a sexual health check in 1985 and all clear  |
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