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Walking in woods a couple of days after starting on medication that can have that as a side effect. At least 30 minutes from the nearest toilet and other walkers about. Somehow I kept it in until I got through the door. |
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"Walking in woods a couple of days after starting on medication that can have that as a side effect. At least 30 minutes from the nearest toilet and other walkers about. Somehow I kept it in until I got through the door. "
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Many a time have I experienced ‘touching cloth’ whilst out and about.
The worst experiences are invariably whilst in a car on a long distance journey with no where to pull over.
Turtle head is no fun  |
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"Many a time have I experienced ‘touching cloth’ whilst out and about.
The worst experiences are invariably whilst in a car on a long distance journey with no where to pull over.
Turtle head is no fun "
touching cloth I an pinching that one  |
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At a funeral, in a graveyard, genuinely looking around wondering if there was somewhere I could go. One more set of contractions and I don’t think I would have made it.
A friend of mine had to go on a golf course, mid-round. |
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"At a funeral, in a graveyard, genuinely looking around wondering if there was somewhere I could go. One more set of contractions and I don’t think I would have made it.
A friend of mine had to go on a golf course, mid-round. "
oh shit !!!  |
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At Port Aventura theme park in Spain, in the queue for Stampida, a wooden coaster. Being made of wood, it was very bumpy as well as fast. By the time I got off I thought that the worst was going to happen (especially as I was there with brother in law, nephew and son). It seemed to take ages to find the loo, and when I did, I didn't even get chance to sit down before......   |
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Oh, just remembered another one. When I lived in Dublin, getting the late night bus home after a night in the piss. Fell asleep, woke up with sever contractions taking place, just about managed to get off the bus, found the nearest spot possible for a shite ... in someone’s garden in a rough area of Dublin. Suit, brief case, 1 in the morning, having just had a shit in someone’s garden ... have never sobered up so quickly |
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"Oh, just remembered another one. When I lived in Dublin, getting the late night bus home after a night in the piss. Fell asleep, woke up with sever contractions taking place, just about managed to get off the bus, found the nearest spot possible for a shite ... in someone’s garden in a rough area of Dublin. Suit, brief case, 1 in the morning, having just had a shit in someone’s garden ... have never sobered up so quickly "
you have confessed now got it in the open |
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porta loo at before game old trafford turn style wasn't open so had go in porta loo in car park couldn't hang on had que of 10 people and said sorry about smell
old women said you haven't have yeah
me yep
guy further in que was it worth it
me damn straight |
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"porta loo at before game old trafford turn style wasn't open so had go in porta loo in car park couldn't hang on had que of 10 people and said sorry about smell
old women said you haven't have yeah
me yep
guy further in que was it worth it
me damn straight "
75 000 you wouldn't be noticed |
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Probably the time I was out for a run and suddenly felt my guts drop about two miles in, had to double my pace to get back to my car and then drive home while holding back the tide 
Also when I was on exercise in Scotland last week, I was on stag at 3am and had to wait over an hour to be relieved by mu oppo while absolutely busting for a poo that I'd been holding for two days. As soon as he went on stag I legged it into the woodblock and the universe fell out, nectar! |
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"Probably the time I was out for a run and suddenly felt my guts drop about two miles in, had to double my pace to get back to my car and then drive home while holding back the tide
Also when I was on exercise in Scotland last week, I was on stag at 3am and had to wait over an hour to be relieved by mu oppo while absolutely busting for a poo that I'd been holding for two days. As soon as he went on stag I legged it into the woodblock and the universe fell out, nectar!"
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"China expand "
For anyone who has visited I’m sure they can imagine. It’s not the place to need to visit the toilet other than in a 5 star hotel, especially worse for women |
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Anywhere in public. Would have to be at busting point for me to have a public number 2. When I first started working in Amazon my back was killing, my feet were killing and then I needed a poo with 5 hours left of my shift. I went to the toilet and tried to lift my legs up to hurry the process but I was so rigid I thought I’d snapped my spine and I fell forward off the toilet with turtle head poking out of me. |
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"Anywhere in public. Would have to be at busting point for me to have a public number 2. When I first started working in Amazon my back was killing, my feet were killing and then I needed a poo with 5 hours left of my shift. I went to the toilet and tried to lift my legs up to hurry the process but I was so rigid I thought I’d snapped my spine and I fell forward off the toilet with turtle head poking out of me. "
And a big congratulations to the winner here!
Everyone else can go home.
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"Anywhere in public. Would have to be at busting point for me to have a public number 2. When I first started working in Amazon my back was killing, my feet were killing and then I needed a poo with 5 hours left of my shift. I went to the toilet and tried to lift my legs up to hurry the process but I was so rigid I thought I’d snapped my spine and I fell forward off the toilet with turtle head poking out of me. "
I bet arse was like a crayon trying to wipe after that. Juan Sheet? Arthur Roll more like |
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