Would anyone be interested in reading my exhaustive treatise on Urinals across the UK?
I’ve compiled detailed descriptions of factors such as cleanliness, how much urine was on the floor and how many fellow pissing patrons bothered to wash their hands before leaving.
It’s a very interesting read… |
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By *tue555Man
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"Would anyone be interested in reading my exhaustive treatise on Urinals across the UK?
I’ve compiled detailed descriptions of factors such as cleanliness, how much urine was on the floor and how many fellow pissing patrons bothered to wash their hands before leaving.
It’s a very interesting read…"
Have you arrived at any conclusions of how to avoid splash-back? Most guys don't notice unless you are wearing shorts.  |
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"Would anyone be interested in reading my exhaustive treatise on Urinals across the UK?
I’ve compiled detailed descriptions of factors such as cleanliness, how much urine was on the floor and how many fellow pissing patrons bothered to wash their hands before leaving.
It’s a very interesting read…
Have you arrived at any conclusions of how to avoid splash-back? Most guys don't notice unless you are wearing shorts. "
A good question indeed and a regrettable factor that has blighted we poor chaps for far too long.
The good news is that via exhaustive scientific experimentation, I have found the solution to our prayers. Praise be!
The requisite technique is to angle ones stream at approximately between forty five and eighty degrees of the porcelain surface. Via this wondrous technique, the urine skims more gently against the urinal as opposed to slamming directly against it, thus minimising any liquid fragmentation ‘rebound’ as it were.
….I must remember to add this as an extra chapter in the second edition of my book…  |
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