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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm here for the forums. I'm not looking to meet anybody apart from experimental anal sex with Nora the explorer.

So why are you even here? Is it for sex?

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

If it was for the sex I'd have given up ages ago!

It's idle entertainment for me. Any sex is a glorious bonus.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Same as you. Bum sex with Nora

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes, I’m here for anal sex with Nora to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same, forever waiting to stroke Nora's boobies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was looking for fab swimmers but I stayed because the forums are more diverse.

I'm a master procrastinator. That's why I'm here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But off everything

Friendship

Maybe find someone to date

Fbw

And yes random midnless sex when it takes my fancy

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Nora has some explaining to do…. There’s a queue!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just here to chat and shock myself learning other people's kinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m here for the sex but stay for the nice cups of tea and digestives .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

I'm behind you.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I don’t know I can’t seem to find the exit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

I'm behind you."

I wonder when Nora will show up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not really here at all, it’s all a deceptive facade

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

I'm behind you.

I wonder when Nora will show up

I’ve let her know she has people waiting…

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m not really here at all, it’s all a deceptive facade "

Can I pinch you

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

For everthing it offers and more x

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Bum sex with Nora….and saff

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"I don’t know I can’t seem to find the exit

*slips Busty Belle onto hotlist to admire from afar*

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

The forum's and chat, not looking to meet anyone other than my FWB couple whom I'm more than happy with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One more for the queue

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By *tue555Man over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

To annoy the crap out of forumites by still breathing

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Wtf

. I go out for the day and all hell breaks loose!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Where am I.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont know anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because someone once told me that 'the forums would be better without you' and I'm stubborn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking for cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've no idea why I'm here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t know I can’t seem to find the exit

*slips Busty Belle onto hotlist to admire from afar*

You've been on here for over a year and Busty Belle isn't on your hotlist?!

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Wtf

. I go out for the day and my arse gets loose! "

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

To perve on the wonderful ladies of Hampshire and surrounding areas......

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

I'm behind you.

I wonder when Nora will show up

I’ve let her know she has people waiting…"

Nora IS rather lovely and all, but I don't want bum sex with her.

But Sam Tender can have my bum if he wants it

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Posh is driving but would like to be added to the bum sex queue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone’s view of life is cool and welcoming.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

the 4 f's

friendship, fun, forum and f...s

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Where am I. "

Halfway up my rectum, Fiddles! Ouch!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Posh is driving but would like to be added to the bum sex queue

Posh isnt driving.

She just lives in her car & drives from forumite to forumite for sex

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’m here for all the sock puppet accounts and LPP drama.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cause I’m a little lonely in my crypt and thought it was time to stop being a miserable goth git and be more sociable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As above, without the goth bit

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

I'm behind you.

I wonder when Nora will show up

I’ve let her know she has people waiting…

Nora IS rather lovely and all, but I don't want bum sex with her.

But Sam Tender can have my bum if he wants it

As long as you have frozen peas to hand you'll be fine.

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"I don’t know I can’t seem to find the exit

*slips Busty Belle onto hotlist to admire from afar*

You've been on here for over a year and Busty Belle isn't on your hotlist?! "

I know, I know, I've been slacking!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The forums give me something to read in the bath or travelling. Not bothered with anything more really

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

I'm behind you.

I wonder when Nora will show up

I’ve let her know she has people waiting…

Nora IS rather lovely and all, but I don't want bum sex with her.

But Sam Tender can have my bum if he wants it

Sam Tender is my new man crush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

I'm behind you."

Ooh -err!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The revolving door just doesn't let us out even if just mainly press our noses up to the window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was here for the sex but barely had any so I'm pretending that I'm happy with just the forums

I'm not in the Nora queue (sorry, Nora)

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I was here for the sex but barely had any so I'm pretending that I'm happy with just the forums

I'm not in the Nora queue (sorry, Nora)

Haha there is no queue for that for sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The queue is going to be some length come January

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I don’t know I can’t seem to find the exit

*slips Busty Belle onto hotlist to admire from afar*

You've been on here for over a year and Busty Belle isn't on your hotlist?! "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

I'm behind you.

I wonder when Nora will show up

I’ve let her know she has people waiting…

Nora IS rather lovely and all, but I don't want bum sex with her.

But Sam Tender can have my bum if he wants it

As long as you have frozen peas to hand you'll be fine."

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I don’t know I can’t seem to find the exit

*slips Busty Belle onto hotlist to admire from afar*

You've been on here for over a year and Busty Belle isn't on your hotlist?!

I know, I know, I've been slacking!!

Thank you

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

I'm behind you.

I wonder when Nora will show up

I’ve let her know she has people waiting…

Nora IS rather lovely and all, but I don't want bum sex with her.

But Sam Tender can have my bum if he wants it

Sam Tender is my new man crush

He's my total lust object, Nora. (Just don't tell F&B!) X

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

I'm behind you.

I wonder when Nora will show up

I’ve let her know she has people waiting…

Nora IS rather lovely and all, but I don't want bum sex with her.

But Sam Tender can have my bum if he wants it

Sam Tender is my new man crush

He's my total lust object, Nora. (Just don't tell F&B!) X"

Omg Sam and F&B. Imagine that!

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Definitely for the sex.

The forums are an added bonus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here for the forums. I'm not looking to meet anybody apart from experimental anal sex with Nora the explorer.

So why are you even here? Is it for sex? "

Nope just Nora I’m her Thursday meet

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are here to find ‘victims’ for top shelf memories for our never ending list of fantasies…

Oh and we can’t post these pics on the book of face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just here to chat and shock myself learning other people's kinks"
that sounds exactly how i started

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

wokingham

Just pass time on the forums. If I want a meet I use tinder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s a queue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or use local fuckbuddy always a good option

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm here for the forums. I'm not looking to meet anybody apart from experimental anal sex with Nora the explorer.

So why are you even here? Is it for sex?

Nope just Nora I’m her Thursday meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Posh is driving but would like to be added to the bum sex queue

Is there a Kik group for updates that I'm not invited to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here for the forums. I'm not looking to meet anybody apart from experimental anal sex with Nora the explorer.

So why are you even here? Is it for sex?

Nope just Nora I’m her Thursday meet

What day can I have??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was recommended by someone to find fun, joined and froze like a rabbit in head lights. I have no idea which direction to go in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And who is Nora?

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

Just looking to make connections with like-minded deviants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully for meets but in the meantime active & read the forums because there’s always a wide variety of topics discuss that sometimes you can’t chat to your “vanilla” friends about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And who is Nora? "

Never you mind

not on Thursdays anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here for the forums. I'm not looking to meet anybody apart from experimental anal sex with Nora the explorer.

So why are you even here? Is it for sex?

Nope just Nora I’m her Thursday meet

What day can I have??

Can I start the Mrs Sapphire queue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here for the forums. I'm not looking to meet anybody apart from experimental anal sex with Nora the explorer.

So why are you even here? Is it for sex?

Nope just Nora I’m her Thursday meet

What day can I have??

Can I start the Mrs Sapphire queue

I don’t stand in line for anyone !!

Plus I’ve no idea who that is

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm here for the forums. I'm not looking to meet anybody apart from experimental anal sex with Nora the explorer.

So why are you even here? Is it for sex?

Nope just Nora I’m her Thursday meet

What day can I have??

Any day!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As above, without the goth bit

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By *ak4uMan over a year ago

chelmsford

For the forums, to chat, flirt, exchange pics if lucky. Oh and Nora....

Fun, fun, fun.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here for the forums. I'm not looking to meet anybody apart from experimental anal sex with Nora the explorer.

So why are you even here? Is it for sex?

Nope just Nora I’m her Thursday meet

What day can I have??

Any day!!

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know why I'm here. I don't belong here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm here for the forums. I'm not looking to meet anybody apart from experimental anal sex with Nora the explorer.

So why are you even here? Is it for sex?

Nope just Nora I’m her Thursday meet

What day can I have??

Any day!!

Oh my

Although I don't want to touch your bum please, just boobies

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm here for the forums. I'm not looking to meet anybody apart from experimental anal sex with Nora the explorer.

So why are you even here? Is it for sex?

Nope just Nora I’m her Thursday meet

What day can I have??

Any day!!

Oh my

Although I don't want to touch your bum please, just boobies "

I don’t do bums that’s fine

. Only if I can touch yours too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only nipped out for some milk and ended up here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just looking to make connections with like-minded deviants

Deviants?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And who is Nora? "

Nora the explorer.

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Good question...at this point I think it's purely habit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I genuinely don’t know, and am asking myself that question currently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m here for the people. And I’m a nosey bugger

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"And who is Nora? "

Do you not know who I am!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And who is Nora?

Do you not know who I am!!!

They do now !!

Your welcome

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"And who is Nora?

Do you not know who I am!!!

They do now !!

Your welcome

Thursday today. Where were you?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Did someone say queue?

I'm here to join it

I'm behind you.

I wonder when Nora will show up

I’ve let her know she has people waiting…

Nora IS rather lovely and all, but I don't want bum sex with her.

But Sam Tender can have my bum if he wants it

Sam Tender is my new man crush

He's my total lust object, Nora. (Just don't tell F&B!) X

Omg Sam and F&B. Imagine that!"

#threesomegoals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And who is Nora?

Do you not know who I am!!!

They do now !!

Your welcome

Thursday today. Where were you?"

Stop been cheeky ha

you know I arrive 8 on the button !!

And Don’t burn the fish fingers this time I don’t ask for much

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Here for the Fab social parties and to chat shit in the lounge

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

I am definitely here for the sex. Everything else is stuff to do while looking for the sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am definitely here for the sex. Everything else is stuff to do while looking for the sex. "

Pissssst *whispers* can you find sex in the forums?

Since using them I've met no one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why am I here? The eternal question…

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By *viatrixWoman over a year ago

Redhill

I am here for the cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Friends, laughter, good times and memories along the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I'm bored I will log in and use the forums. I also use it as a place to share pics sometimes. I don't want anything else from here to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was told I could get my taxes done here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

because im a whore for sex on tap.

i also enjoy the forums

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"I am definitely here for the sex. Everything else is stuff to do while looking for the sex.

Pissssst *whispers* can you find sex in the forums?

Since using them I've met no one. "

Not yet, no. If you know of a more successful approach, please let me know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was told I could get my taxes done here? "

Can't you?

I was counting on it for January!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m here to meet, a regular fb/fwb would be nice but so far the chats have been ok.

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