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over a year ago
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After seeing responses on my other thread that included the words yogurty and gloopy.
What words would you use to describe it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Captain's custard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thick wallpaper paste. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Liquid silk  |
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A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Bollock batter.
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Ooohhh you are spoiling me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Curdled egg whites |
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"Bollock batter.
Ooohhh you are spoiling me x"
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"Bollock batter.
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Like that description x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bollock batter.
Ooohhh you are spoiling me x"
Throw in a couple of Ferraro rocher and you've got yourself the Ambassador's reception! |
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Weren’t the band, Pearl Jam named after it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was using coconut shower gel earlier, and a blob landed on the glass of the shower cubicle. It could have totally passed as cum.
So coconut shower gelly, would be my answer ... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Bollock batter.
Ooohhh you are spoiling me x
Throw in a couple of Ferraro rocher and you've got yourself the Ambassador's reception! "
Deal x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sugar glue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Baby batter.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mucilaginous "
What does that even mean? I don't even know how to say it to ask alexa. Dam you make me Google big words!
Do you say then during sex too?  |
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I’ll add some are like that, others are like lemon drizzle 
Some however are like rice pudding or thick lumpy wallpaper paste  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bone Sauce
Fallopian Lube"
Fallopian Lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yogurt skim |
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You’d think after almost 5 years I’d know better than to open this thread based on the title  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Tipex-it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone once said to me "slickened with your passion" in a text... me and OH quote this regularly now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marbled honey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock milk x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has to be man juice, freshly squeezed from the source |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel quite sick now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Christ. I thought the Gash thread was bad enough.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll add some are like that, others are like lemon drizzle
Some however are like rice pudding or thick lumpy wallpaper paste "
I'd like a man with lemon drizzle come |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
Plum custard! |
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Nob Nectar
Hand Children (!!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hot and Sticky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best lube on the market |
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Schlong Jelly
Tallow
Splooge
Spaff |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"Loose rice pudding "
Ambrosia? Nectar of the gids |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire |
"Loose rice pudding
Ambrosia? Nectar of the gids"
Aldis own |
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Brogurt.
The Gooey Ka-blooie
-M |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"Loose rice pudding
Ambrosia? Nectar of the gids
Aldis own"
A Lidl or a lot!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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White Honey  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Tadpole soup
Organic moisturiser
Oil of You-lay
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crack Wax |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Baby gravy |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire |
"Loose rice pudding
Ambrosia? Nectar of the gids
Aldis own
A Lidl or a lot!? "
Hahahaha... A whole lorra lorra lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Daddies Sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Icing sugar where you've mixed abit too much water in with it. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Icing sugar where you've mixed abit too much water in with it. "
Republican icing it is then! Nowhere as thick or rich as Royal icing.
(This reference is wasted on the Americans) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jesus juice
Population paste
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"Weren’t the band, Pearl Jam named after it? "
And 10cc |
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Warm salty water that tastes like mushrooms ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Warm & white |
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Dong Discharge also (classy ones these) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pleasure sauce |
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"After seeing responses on my other thread that included the words yogurty and gloopy.
What words would you use to describe it? "
Thick and creamy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drug lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eyelash glue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wall paper paste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Curtain stiffener |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hair gel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Felch Putty
Man Curd"
V O M |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good protein. haha "
Protein shake |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Good protein. haha
Protein shake "
Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off. |
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"Good protein. haha
Protein shake "
Yes please haha |
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"Good protein. haha
Protein shake Yes please haha "
Great for breakfast or lunch |
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"Good protein. haha
Protein shake Yes please haha
Great for breakfast or lunch "
Only morning and afternoon? I won't be greedy now Hahaha |
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"Good protein. haha
Protein shake
Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off. "
haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mean I’m not gonna lie, I do love cum but the answers on here really make me gag just a little too much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Splooge smoothie |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
Drink pineapple and it will taste good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Refreshment(s)
s for multiple loads |
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"Refreshment(s)
s for multiple loads "
cum sluts hahaha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's Something About Mary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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White kinder bueno milkshake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cloudy egg white mixed with a hint pva glue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Refreshment(s)
s for multiple loads cum sluts hahaha xx"
believe the word is “Good Gurl”
well that is what most of them seem to say when they leave us with a cream pie or facial glazing...! |
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Quaffable but far from transcendent |
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"Refreshment(s)
s for multiple loads cum sluts hahaha xx
believe the word is “Good Gurl”
well that is what most of them seem to say when they leave us with a cream pie or facial glazing...!"
Hahaha Most guys prefer the cream in the holes.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reward |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
"There's Something About Mary "
Hahaha I watched that the other day. That scene still makes me chuckle so my answer will be hair gel haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy splat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sticky love juice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Serious thought, you know the way cum has the consistency of badly cooked egg whites and is similar in colour what would it turn out like if you fried it, like would it look like egg whites |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Serious thought, you know the way cum has the consistency of badly cooked egg whites and is similar in colour what would it turn out like if you fried it, like would it look like egg whites "
and the prize goes to...
you had to make it weird... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Serious thought, you know the way cum has the consistency of badly cooked egg whites and is similar in colour what would it turn out like if you fried it, like would it look like egg whites
and the prize goes to...
you had to make it weird... "
What do I win though... Best not be cum eggs hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Serious thought, you know the way cum has the consistency of badly cooked egg whites and is similar in colour what would it turn out like if you fried it, like would it look like egg whites
and the prize goes to...
you had to make it weird...
What do I win though... Best not be cum eggs hahaha"
Shirako
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By *ilva69Man
over a year ago
stockport |
Ready mixed wallpaper paste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Instant turn on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Napalm but less burny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Napalm but less burny "
Unless you get it in the eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nectar |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Spiderman's ammo."
Web fluid! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
Like a fine whiskey hits ya at the back of the throat  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Like a fine whiskey hits ya at the back of the throat "
Never thought of it like that, more like an oyster. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Like a fine whiskey hits ya at the back of the throat
Never thought of it like that, more like an oyster."
Iv never had an oyster but I have had lots of whiskey |
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"Bollock batter.
Ooohhh you are spoiling me x
Throw in a couple of Ferraro rocher and you've got yourself the Ambassador's reception! "
Now that sounds like a party I want to go to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Life liquid! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Like a fine whiskey hits ya at the back of the throat
Never thought of it like that, more like an oyster.
Iv never had an oyster but I have had lots of whiskey "
Would you like one? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Like a fine whiskey hits ya at the back of the throat
Never thought of it like that, more like an oyster.
Iv never had an oyster but I have had lots of whiskey
Would you like one? "
An oyster  il pass |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Like a fine whiskey hits ya at the back of the throat
Never thought of it like that, more like an oyster.
Iv never had an oyster but I have had lots of whiskey
Would you like one?
An oyster il pass "
Ok, tadpole soup it is then!
Ready...aim...fire! |
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By *hill44Man
over a year ago
hinckley |
Its a messy job but love to clean up after |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Like a fine whiskey hits ya at the back of the throat
Never thought of it like that, more like an oyster.
Iv never had an oyster but I have had lots of whiskey
Would you like one?
An oyster il pass
Ok, tadpole soup it is then!
Ready...aim...fire! "
Like minestrone |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Like a fine whiskey hits ya at the back of the throat
Never thought of it like that, more like an oyster.
Iv never had an oyster but I have had lots of whiskey
Would you like one?
An oyster il pass
Ok, tadpole soup it is then!
Ready...aim...fire!
Like minestrone "
Eat it up like a good girl, it's full of manly goodliness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like PVA glue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ha ha love it xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nut butter xx |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Like minestrone? Nope, I prefer chicken and mushroom, or stilton and broccoli. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Lads lurpack "
Prefer Kerrygold |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Warm, wet, silky sex juice. Mmmmm. |
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Schlong Sauce
Tadpole Mayonnaise
Penis Pus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Potato juice |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Stork Sap
Vine Slime"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slimy |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
Full fat yoghurt?
Man fat baby gravy? |
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"Stork Sap
Vine Slime
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I’m dead classy me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man mayo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coconut milk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Girls cum is like nectar hymmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Splooge |
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"Coconut milk "
Wtf skanky coconuts you been buying? |
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