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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Lets have some fun. I will start..... Because of my cheerful personality, now your turn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easy one this Shag.

Because I’m awesome

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’ll show you my nips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...they say I suck dick like a practiced whore and if my deepthroat skills won’t make you cum, my silky wet tight arsepussy is guaranteed to bust your balls...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I take it up the bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ermmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I take it up the bum"
good to know

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Marry me Shag! We’ll have a Haribo themed wedding!

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Because of my accomodating nature

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because there's more of me to love now that I've grown my toenails.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Leaving it to middle button predictive

You will fall in love with me because I don’t know how much I feel your ooh

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Because I make amazing brownies

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Because of my tits

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Because I make amazing brownies"

That works for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll push you beyond your comfort zone

yet look after you always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always have

after sex , sometimes i share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I don't want you to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm me

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Because il love you like no other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I will always come home to you at the end of the night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will accept you for who you are, not who you think the world wants you to be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I’m awesome at being me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll push you beyond your comfort zone

yet look after you always

And we have a winner!!

Mine is because I give great lap dances apparently and I love cooking and baking.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple over a year ago

West Bromwich

"I'll push you beyond your comfort zone

yet look after you always

Promises, promises

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Because I'll love you just for being you

(Oh and I'm pretty amazing too

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because my mom said I'm the coolest kid around

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Easy one this Shag.

Because I’m awesome

"
That is good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Easy one this Shag.

Because I’m awesome

That is good

I just don’t think it needed anymore explanation

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

Because I rearrange the dishwasher

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Because I will always come home to you at the end of the night

"
That sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I always sleep naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I rearrange the dishwasher

Show off. My dishwasher is broken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My foods a passionate, orgasmic, tast sensation

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Because I rearrange the dishwasher

I hate people like you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll push you beyond your comfort zone

yet look after you always

Promises, promises "

What do you mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I’m special

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'll be your desire and your nightmare at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because Stockholm syndrome

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Because I love who you are and I’m an amazing person.

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"Because I rearrange the dishwasher

I hate people like you

Hate maybe but thankful when the dishes are all clean

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"Because I rearrange the dishwasher

Show off. My dishwasher is broken

You’ve broken your hands???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because if you don't, I'll release the video. Yeah, I know you know what I’m talking about...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because if you don't, I'll release the video. Yeah, I know you know what I’m talking about..."

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Because eventually you got to settle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I put a spell on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll push you beyond your comfort zone

yet look after you always

Promises, promises

What do you mean

Let me take you out for the night to prove I'd look after you I'd be an angel

promise

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By *linyMan over a year ago

Manchester/London

I’m the one who make your demons want to play!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cause l listen ..

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Because I rearrange the dishwasher

I hate people like you

Hate maybe but thankful when the dishes are all clean

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because sharing is caring

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Because I’ll challenge you and make you feel like the only woman in the world.

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By *exyguy321Man over a year ago

nottingham

Because I’ll please who ever you bring home and to share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tight pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather give than receive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I’ll make breakfast for us both

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Because I give good hugs

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Because I take it up the bum"

How’s ya inbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because you made the mistake of taking my glasses off and looked deep into my eyes not around the eyes..

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

My middle button will decide...

You will fall in love with me because I am a good friend and I love you

Awe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because you won’t be able to help yourself

E x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I won’t let you leave until you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unused it seems

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple over a year ago

West Bromwich

"I'll push you beyond your comfort zone

yet look after you always

Promises, promises

What do you mean

Let me take you out for the night to prove I'd look after you I'd be an angel

promise

Where shall we go?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm a good little spoon and my hair smells nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This was a response to another answer but now the joke is ruined cause I pressed the wrong button

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I’m mad and I have small Willy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll push you beyond your comfort zone

yet look after you always

Promises, promises

What do you mean

Let me take you out for the night to prove I'd look after you I'd be an angel

promise

Where shall we go? "

I'd take you out Fri or sat for lovely meal I'd wine and dine you then we'd go dancing after before I'd drop you off safely at home with a innocent peck on the cheek

think we're hijacking the thread again ...oops sorry folks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I give great hugs when I wrap you in my arms

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple over a year ago

West Bromwich

[Removed by poster at 14/10/21 20:30:38]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give great hugs when I wrap you in my arms

They're the best

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By *aughty masonMan over a year ago

nowhere

Because I don’t stop eating her pussy after she cums

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple over a year ago

West Bromwich

"I'll push you beyond your comfort zone

yet look after you always

Promises, promises

What do you mean

Let me take you out for the night to prove I'd look after you I'd be an angel

promise

Where shall we go?

I'd take you out Fri or sat for lovely meal I'd wine and dine you then we'd go dancing after before I'd drop you off safely at home with a innocent peck on the cheek

think we're hijacking the thread again ...oops sorry folks"

Innocent peck on the cheek?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/10/21 20:31:22]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give great hugs when I wrap you in my arms

They're the best

Awww I’ve lots for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll push you beyond your comfort zone

yet look after you always

Promises, promises

What do you mean

Let me take you out for the night to prove I'd look after you I'd be an angel

promise

Where shall we go?

I'd take you out Fri or sat for lovely meal I'd wine and dine you then we'd go dancing after before I'd drop you off safely at home with a innocent peck on the cheek

think we're hijacking the thread again ...oops sorry folks

Innocent peck on the cheek?

Yes I'm a gentleman remember

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll fuck you,then cwtch you til we fall asleep,then make you breakfast in bed and do your ironing

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"I’ll fuck you,then cwtch you til we fall asleep,then make you breakfast in bed and do your ironing

You can come do my ironing any time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because there is no one else left.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm gentle but fierce and if I loved you back to you'd never want to let me go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I like to think I'm fun to be around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’ll be entitled to a grant from the government

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because Stockholm syndrome "

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Marry me Shag! We’ll have a Haribo themed wedding!

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By *hagTonight OP Man over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Because il love you like no other

"
That sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm funny, my dog is cute, and I always make breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because Stockholm syndrome "

Howling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll give you my last rolo

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Im the one

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By *r kink8585Man over a year ago

ireland,

Because I’m worth it lol

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By *ld StrumpetWoman over a year ago

Telford

I will make you laugh and feel comfortable in my company

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I’ll fuck you,then cwtch you til we fall asleep,then make you breakfast in bed and do your ironing

You can come do my ironing any time

You know its only a matter of time f!

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

I've been told I am quite funny.. or perhaps they meant funny looking.. not quite sure which one lol still the word funny is in there still haha

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

You'll fall in love with me if you like a man whose oral skills are not just restricted to writing profiles and playing email tennis.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Because I'm kind

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

... because you've invented a version of me in your head that doesn't actually exist and you've fallen in love with that instead.

That's what usually happens.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Because I have a smelly hanky

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Because I have a smelly hanky

True

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Because I have a smelly hole

Jeez

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Because I have a smelly hole

Jeez"

You’re obsessed with my sheriffs badge

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Because I have a smelly hole

Jeez

You’re obsessed with my sheriffs badge

Not at all I just know you dont wipe properly xx

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Because I have a smelly hole

Jeez

You’re obsessed with my sheriffs badge

Not at all I just know you dont wipe properly xx"

Drip dry is best

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Because I have a smelly hole

Jeez

You’re obsessed with my sheriffs badge

Not at all I just know you dont wipe properly xx

Drip dry is best

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Because I have a smelly hole

Jeez

You’re obsessed with my sheriffs badge

Not at all I just know you dont wipe properly xx

Drip dry is best

Hows ya boyfriend?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You will fall in love with me because sleep deprivation will make you and I'm the only one with the key

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