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over a year ago
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Whilst working in a bar over the summer my colleague and I were trying to think what to name our own bar if we had one. She was adamant that she wanted the word "slag" in the title so we came up with "The Slag and Slophole" after my Dad's favourite term for the pub.
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Grumpies retreat.
A special place for all those miserable gits like myself to sit in sullen silence sipping warm ale whilst staring into an empty space a few inches from your face.
No music allowed women are only allowed to drink plain gin and tonic no ice and a slice of stale lemon or half a Guinness.
Laughter and fun strictly prohibited and will result in a lifetime ban. |
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"Grumpies retreat.
A special place for all those miserable gits like myself to sit in sullen silence sipping warm ale whilst staring into an empty space a few inches from your face.
No music allowed women are only allowed to drink plain gin and tonic no ice and a slice of stale lemon or half a Guinness.
Laughter and fun strictly prohibited and will result in a lifetime ban."
Sounds suspiciously like Wetherspoons ;-p |
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"Grumpies retreat.
A special place for all those miserable gits like myself to sit in sullen silence sipping warm ale whilst staring into an empty space a few inches from your face.
No music allowed women are only allowed to drink plain gin and tonic no ice and a slice of stale lemon or half a Guinness.
Laughter and fun strictly prohibited and will result in a lifetime ban.
Sounds suspiciously like Wetherspoons ;-p"
 I thought that |
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"Grumpies retreat.
A special place for all those miserable gits like myself to sit in sullen silence sipping warm ale whilst staring into an empty space a few inches from your face.
No music allowed women are only allowed to drink plain gin and tonic no ice and a slice of stale lemon or half a Guinness.
Laughter and fun strictly prohibited and will result in a lifetime ban.
Sounds suspiciously like Wetherspoons ;-p
I thought that "
Yeah but Spoon's usually has a few badly behaved kid's running around.
Grumpies retreat is kid free. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thinking back to Peep Show, 'The Swan & Paedo' "
Of all the celebrity paedos we've had over the years I still picture poor old Arsen Wenger as the dictionary definition of a nonce solely based on a football chant. Imagining him hugging a Swan now, with his bag of sweets and his cheeky smile. |
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"‘The Donkey’s Todger’ - a quality establishment indeed; We serve watered down, piss like ales and food that looks like something typically regurgitated in an inner city alley."
Once again, Wetherspoons ;-p |
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"The Cobbler and Cunt
Ooh, I like. What would the painted sign be? "
A raven haired busty gypsy type in red dress and white petticoat sat on a tree stum ...... Stuffing a fuck off huge scone in ...... |
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"The Cobbler and Cunt
Ooh, I like. What would the painted sign be?
A raven haired busty gypsy type in red dress and white petticoat sat on a tree stum ...... Stuffing a fuck off huge scone in ...... "
Disturbingly romantic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Grumpies retreat.
A special place for all those miserable gits like myself to sit in sullen silence sipping warm ale whilst staring into an empty space a few inches from your face.
No music allowed women are only allowed to drink plain gin and tonic no ice and a slice of stale lemon or half a Guinness.
Laughter and fun strictly prohibited and will result in a lifetime ban.
Sounds suspiciously like Wetherspoons ;-p
I thought that
Yeah but Spoon's usually has a few badly behaved kid's running around.
Grumpies retreat is kid free."
I can't remember the last time I went to a kid free pub. It's like a thing from yesteryear |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Moderation - you’ll get free advertising to always drink in there
Very smooth. Actually sounds like a Shorditch club too
Haha it is very Shoreditch"
The kind of place where you order a Stella, Carisberg or Fosters and are removed by security. |
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